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[Owlbread]

Maybe if you leave your cheese in a room for just the right amount of time, it grows that blue fungus and becomes more valuable.

Exactly. The world of cheese is a surprisingly large one, and would surely have a lot of potential for fun. Not necessarily the kind where the dwarf eats the strange red, furry fungus on his strong cheddar, goes into a fel mood and makes a mug out of eyeballs.

[ISGC]

I'm starting to think about radioactive cheese
imagine what toady would do with random mutation...

EDIT: by the way, would it be possible to mod cheese into a metal/economic material?
if so, my next mega project will be a cheese fortress with an army equiped with cheese weapons

[darkrider2]

I'm starting to think about radioactive cheese
imagine what toady would do with random mutation...

Yes... place a bunch of radioactive cheese on a bridge with lever attached. Fling. Congratulations you have just invented a dwarven miniature nuke.

[Blackburn]

I'm starting to think about radioactive cheese
imagine what toady would do with random mutation...

Yes... place a bunch of radioactive cheese on a bridge with lever attached. Fling. Congratulations you have just invented a dwarven miniature nuke.

Actually, it'd be a radiological weapon. Gives elves cancer!

[rkyeun]

... on the rare occasion that the

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clowns are mammalian

...

do we dare dream of

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MILKING the CLOWNS

?

[darkrider2]

dude put a spoiler on that.

[Blackburn]

Doesn't need a spoiler, methinks. Just sounds like babble.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Aklyon]

eight pages on the subject of milking.

Eight!

Only in Dwarf Fortress.

[evileeyore]

I need to get some elven women, make them milkable, chain them up, milk them, and dump a mixture of their milk and elven blood on elven prisoners.

So Elven Paradise then?

[DeMasked]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

[Matthew117]

Toady+computer=DF. DF= The world. Toady=God. Milk=Jesus

I have just found my new religon.

[Ultimuh]

Hopefully we'll be able to form cheeseblocks...

Are you thinkng about building a goat-cheese tower?
I would do that myself if I got the chance. 

[morikal]

*applies brain bleach on the head*
*NoctisVampire cancels post message: Too Insane*

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[morikal]

I need to get some elven women, make them milkable, chain them up, milk them, and dump a mixture of their milk and elven blood on elven prisoners.

So Elven Paradise then?

Or, make elven cheese, and use it to feed the breeding elves you keep locked up.
Or cook it along with some elven blood into bloody elven cheese pie.