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[Blackburn]

what about satan, adam, eve, moses, noah, the ark of the covenant, king saul, the bible etc.?

HFS.

[dwarfguy2]

for all them?

[Megaman]

That will require 7 days and 7 nights of arethmitic to explain.

[dwarfguy2]

plus 25 monkeys, cool whip, and the heart of gold from the "hitchhiker's guide" series.

[Blackburn]

for all them?

Yes.

[Owlbread]

The truly amazing thing for me here is that a 6 page thread can be created of exceedingly high quality, simply because a group of manic depressive, schizophrenic midgets were able to milk a cow.

[Megaman]

Because this is the first release in dwarven history that allows cows to be milked.

[Blackburn]

The truly amazing thing for me here is that a 6 page thread can be created of exceedingly high quality, simply because a group of manic depressive, schizophrenic midgets were able to milk a cow.

Ah, so I'm not the only one who felt that way.

[Owlbread]

Because this is the first release in dwarven history that allows cows to be milked.

Of course it is, but the situation is rather amusing if you take a step back.

[Blackburn]

Obviously, milking is the ultimate profession.

You see, in DF 2010, if a dwarf becomes a Legendary Milker, Armok himself will visit your fort and grant that dwarf amazing power. Said dwarf will become invincible, all-knowing, and will be able to produce milk that, if drank, renders the drinker immortal.

Also, any elf that gets too close to this awesome dwarf will instantly explode in a glorious rain of blood and fire.

[dwarfguy2]

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?

[Blackburn]

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?

Also HFS.

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.

[dwarfguy2]

how is satan also the ark?

[Diablous]

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.

I am so sigging that.

[Owlbread]

and king saul, the four angels, job, solomon, and david?

Also HFS.

TOADY IS GOD, MILK IS JESUS, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS HIDDEN FUN STUFF.

Well, Solomon did have "corrupt intentions".