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[Blackburn]

Let's figure out how to milk zombies.

[Alrenous]

Cows are easier to milk and have been bred to give more, apparently. (Ignore claims of bonus nutrition; it's contradicted by their own chart.) Horse milk is creamier and sweeter than cow milk.

DF camel cheesemaking is especially impressive, as camel cheese is nearly impossible to make without modern technology because rennet doesn't work on it, hence the asian steppes reputation for yoghurt.

[Diablous]

we have to find a way to capture and breed mermaids

We must milk them! We've tortured and murdered prisoners, attacked neutral parties (traders), committed genocide on a regular basis (at least, that's how the elves see it) and abused the laws of physics like a beaten house-wife. We just need to keep semi-sentient creatures as livestock (slavery) and we'll have committed every atrocity under the sun!

You do know that slavery in illegal in dwarven society according to the raws right?

Code: [Select]

[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]

[Paul]

Cows are easier to milk and have been bred to give more, apparently. (Ignore claims of bonus nutrition; it's contradicted by their own chart.) Horse milk is creamier and sweeter than cow milk.

DF camel cheesemaking is especially impressive, as camel cheese is nearly impossible to make without modern technology because rennet doesn't work on it, hence the asian steppes reputation for yoghurt.

Haha, that site you linked to is obviously some kind of joke site. Most of what it says is just ridiculous. The photoshopped images, for instance. Pussy whip? lol...

People DO drink mare's milk, but that doesn't look like a site you should be using as a reference

[gamegreen33]

Cows are easier to milk and have been bred to give more, apparently. (Ignore claims of bonus nutrition; it's contradicted by their own chart.) Horse milk is creamier and sweeter than cow milk.

DF camel cheesemaking is especially impressive, as camel cheese is nearly impossible to make without modern technology because rennet doesn't work on it, hence the asian steppes reputation for yoghurt.

Haha, that site you linked to is obviously some kind of joke site. Most of what it says is just ridiculous. The photoshopped images, for instance. Pussy whip? lol...

People DO drink mare's milk, but that doesn't look like a site you should be using as a reference

Pussy whip needs to be modded in, NOW.

EDIT: You could call it cat o' nine tails!

[Paul]

The "pussy whip" on that site was a container of miracle whip that had been photoshopped

[gamegreen33]

The "pussy whip" on that site was a container of miracle whip that had been photoshopped

I know, but it would be awesome in DF

[TBot Alpha]

we have to find a way to capture and breed mermaids

We must milk them! We've tortured and murdered prisoners, attacked neutral parties (traders), committed genocide on a regular basis (at least, that's how the elves see it) and abused the laws of physics like a beaten house-wife. We just need to keep semi-sentient creatures as livestock (slavery) and we'll have committed every atrocity under the sun!

You do know that slavery in illegal in dwarven society according to the raws right?

Code: [Select]

[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]

That's why you need professional liars.

[Blackburn]

...As I was saying, we need to milk zombies.

And anyone who drinks the zombie milk (or eats the zombie cheese) turns into a zombie.

Then we give the elves forty-four barrels of zombie milk.

...Impossible to do, but imagining it is so fun...

[Diablous]

we have to find a way to capture and breed mermaids

We must milk them! We've tortured and murdered prisoners, attacked neutral parties (traders), committed genocide on a regular basis (at least, that's how the elves see it) and abused the laws of physics like a beaten house-wife. We just need to keep semi-sentient creatures as livestock (slavery) and we'll have committed every atrocity under the sun!

You do know that slavery in illegal in dwarven society according to the raws right?

Code: [Select]

[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]

That's why you need professional liars.

I think we need someone better than professional, just in case.

[Aklyon]

we have to find a way to capture and breed mermaids

We must milk them! We've tortured and murdered prisoners, attacked neutral parties (traders), committed genocide on a regular basis (at least, that's how the elves see it) and abused the laws of physics like a beaten house-wife. We just need to keep semi-sentient creatures as livestock (slavery) and we'll have committed every atrocity under the sun!

You do know that slavery in illegal in dwarven society according to the raws right?

Code: [Select]

[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]

That's why you need professional liars.

I think we need someone better than professional, just in case.

a use for legendary liars, found one we have.

[Megaman]

Toady+computer=DF. DF= The world. Toady=God. Milk=Jesus

[100killer9]

Wait... Milk is the son of Toady?

[dwarfguy2]

what about satan, adam, eve, moses, noah, the ark of the covenant, king saul, the bible etc.?

[shadowclasper]

Wait... Milk is the son of Toady?

oh god... we're gonna start a new trope aren't we? SOMEBODY GET ON A D FOR DWARF ARTICLE FOR THIS!