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darkshaed

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Crotch via fallout
« on: March 02, 2008, 10:31:00 pm »

Don't know if you guys are familiar with the fallout games but I thought it would be neat to put in a groin/crotch area in the whole wrestling mix, nothing makes a giant go down like a swift kick to the crotch...I'm sure this would please Armok.
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2008, 10:38:00 pm »

I don't know. I think the tragedy of seeing 'crotch' on the wound screen in dark gray would set me all a-weeping.
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 11:12:00 pm »

The lower body is pretty much the same thing for humanoids.
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2008, 11:31:00 pm »

If that was implemented in any way, someone would have to go ahead and make a Red Rider BB gun also.
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2008, 03:10:00 am »

The best defence isn't a good offence.  The best defence is a kick in the bollocks.  Seconded.
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 03:34:00 am »

I tried this a while back.  However, I was a *bit* more explicit about it...


But yeah, a generic "groin" would be nice.  Even if it is a bit odd getting the same reaction from both sexes.

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 03:56:00 am »

Contrary to popular belief, both females and males are equally sensitive to damage in the groin area.

I don't endorse this particular application, but I'm all for more realistic body design.

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 04:29:00 am »

I wish we had different bodies for male/female species.
For now it's really strange to see "missing" groin for the female dwarf.
Anyway, I've added 'genitalia' part, because it's really fun to grab the lowerbody and gouge it out =))).
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 04:34:00 am »

You stab the dwarf with your iron spear in the groin
It is badly pierced
The iron spear is lodged firmly in the wound

You twist the iron spear....

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!!!

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 06:39:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Deon:
<STRONG>I wish we had different bodies for male/female species.
For now it's really strange to see "missing" groin for the female dwarf.
Anyway, I've added 'genitalia' part, because it's really fun to grab the lowerbody and gouge it out =))).</STRONG>

gouge it out

Ouchies.  That would certainly cause a give into pain.

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 11:44:00 am »

You do realize that if you add a groin, it can be stabbed, grappled, mangled or even torn off.   :(

Yeah... thanks but no thanks. I have enough problems keeping wounded dwarves from offing themselves as it is, much less the fun and joy of helping dwarves who've lost their wedding tackle.

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 11:53:00 am »

Not that they'd actually notice, mind you.  They'd still have lots and lots of children, even though they are obviously incapable.  And it's not the milkman's fault this time.


This can only mean one thing...  Dare I say, THE BEARD??!

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2008, 12:45:00 pm »

Already part of the next update for the MA mod.  :)
I don't know how to make it not bleed when cut off though... Also you get weirdness like "bruised beard".
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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2008, 12:54:00 pm »

What, you mean you've never had a perfectly good styling get mussed up because something bumped into it too hard?  You can bruise a beard just fine.

As for bleeding...   It's late.  I'll have to think of a good reason later.

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Re: Crotch via fallout
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2008, 12:54:00 pm »

NO BLEED?
Man, you know how this thing becomes hard? HOW MANY blood is inside?
And you know, the wooman with a biten off clitoris can bleed to death?

I hope you knew the human anatomy. Or are you from Mars? =)

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