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Ioric Kittencuddler

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Confusing new critters.
« on: April 02, 2010, 07:36:26 am »
So like um... Yeah... So I was going through the Legends of my recently generated medium island and I found something... odd...

Quazi Flowerperplexed was a ass monster.  He was one of the only ones of his kind.  A great skinless ass twisted into humanoid form.  It knows and intones the names of all it encounters.  Beware its deadly dust!  Quazi was associated with trees and theft.
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FluffyToast J

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Re: Confusing new critters.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 07:39:37 am »
That sounds... odd.
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Nexii Malthus

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Re: Confusing new critters.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 09:27:25 am »
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 09:30:44 am by Nexii Malthus »
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Rakonas

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Re: Confusing new critters.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 09:55:54 am »
Quote from: Nexii Malthus on April 02, 2010, 09:27:25 am
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus,[1][2] is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family.
Except the donkey is called a donkey everywhere else. I had an ass demon with a knobby trunk kill some of my dwarves.  :'( There is no worse death than death by a procedurally generated penis monster.
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MaDeR Levap

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Re: Confusing new critters.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 04:06:35 pm »
Quote from: Rakonas on April 02, 2010, 09:55:54 am
There is no worse death than death by a procedurally generated penis monster.
Och, no, no, no. Ass is someones' behind, or butt, "knobby trunk" notwithstanding. It is not as bad as "penis monster" and is very hilarious, because Toady obvously had donkeys in mind. Talk about double entendre!

By the way, if you think penis monster is new thing, well... after some research on HFS (more specifically
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) from 40d you will know. Too much. At least these was not procedurally generated. ;)
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