Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Heron TSG]

(thanks for the info Barbarossa)

What info?

[LordSlowpoke]

(thanks for the info Barbarossa)

What info?

I tried to use that lava tube you told me that exists. Over 300 mechanisms later, I managed to successfully kill my dorfs, in a burst of !!fun!! and boiling dwarf fat.

[Heron TSG]

Uhh... you're welcome, but I only referred to the water tube. I hadn't seen any lava on my turn.

[LordSlowpoke]

Then the mechanisms shall be recreated, and a gremlin be found to torment the lava output lever.

[SethCreiyd]

Any new developments?

_{edit:  didn't intend to sound so asinine.}

[LordSlowpoke]

Ah, yes. Ten years worth of gameplay being put. In fact, if you really want spoilers, I just made a huge PM to Kagus - drop me a line and I'll forward it to you. But those are megaspoilers. The ultimate in spoilercraft.

[Kagus]

Yes, they are indeed megaspoilers.  But it is quite the story...  Such trials that our little bearded friends have gone through!   Trials to the point that, ah, we're actually rather screwed.

Unfortunately, unless one particular timeline can be agreed upon, I think we're just going to have to put up with the darkness.  Unless LordSlowpoke would be willing to write up some sort of time travel theme for his report...


Slowpoke, in reference to our little, ah, "problem"..  I take it you've tried using traps? 

As in, lots and lots of traps?

[LordSlowpoke]

Yes, they are indeed megaspoilers.  But it is quite the story...  Such trials that our little bearded friends have gone through!   Trials to the point that, ah, we're actually rather screwed.

Unfortunately, unless one particular timeline can be agreed upon, I think we're just going to have to put up with the darkness.  Unless LordSlowpoke would be willing to write up some sort of time travel theme for his report...


Slowpoke, in reference to our little, ah, "problem"..  I take it you've tried using traps? 

As in, lots and lots of traps?

What I shall write later will maybe not be the best of stories, but I have plenty of material. Huge amounts.
And regarding the traps... well, the mechanic's workshop is right on the line of the invasion, so I didn't try that idea at first.
I'm gonna try to salvage it with over a hundred stonefall traps! Woo! I can smell the fun!

[LordSlowpoke]

Okay, I wonder if this counts as thread necromancy, doublepost, or just being a fag, so I'll proceed.
I have saved Cavebrands from the onslaught of semi-invictible goblins (when 12 recruits pile down on one, we seem to have chances). Yet now we're tormented by a Draltha that despise the fact that both of her legs are fractured is still running faster than our dwarves and running around the fort just like if it was on purpose, cancelling jobs especially in the still due to which our booze stockpile is at the emergency value of 40 Urists. Also, I dried the brook.

Edit: The broker just tantrumed and destroyed the Trade Depot.
Edit2: He calmed down and proceeded to rebuild it. I think I'll have this year done for once and for all today.

[Cheddarius]

I'd rather you not use the word "fag", even when you're using it in the context of someone else using it to describe you.

That being said, that's pretty awesome. What happened to the walled off minifortress?

[LordSlowpoke]

I'd rather you not use the word "fag", even when you're using it in the context of someone else using it to describe you.

That being said, that's pretty awesome. What happened to the walled off minifortress?

It overflowed, simply as that.
And I'll write something that looks like a diary. But damn I can't get to it even now and whatever I try to create is making my own eyes bleed that's a bad sign.
No, seriously. My left eyeball is bleeding right now.
You can say that the next year is NOT gonna be finished today.

[Cheddarius]

Ah, I see.

[Matuin]

If possible, I'd like to join.

I have played 2010, so i'd need to be in the later list =)

[LordSlowpoke]

Okay, the eyeball bleeding turned out to be nothing to serious (I got so nervous that I literally caused that myself. Damn you, goblins.) but am now officially asking someone to write this story for me, and I'll deliver whatever materials the writer will request.
I also promise to fund the volunteer sunshine for the next 6 months.

I can't do it, seriously.

[Grimlocke]

Id like to help you out, but im a horrible writer myself. Never even got to writing a sig, hehe.

Just dont let it bother you too much, we are all just doing this for the fun of it.