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[caknuck]

A goblin child. Quickly followed by another goblin child. And then seventy or so of their neighbors.

I'm not sure what it is, but my adventurer has yet to take a single wound, despite having several crossbow bolts deflect harmlessly off of my normal-quality bismuth bronze chain mail.

[Untouchable]

A goblin child. Quickly followed by another goblin child. And then seventy or so of their neighbors.

I'm not sure what it is, but my adventurer has yet to take a single wound, despite having several crossbow bolts deflect harmlessly off of my normal-quality bismuth bronze chain mail.

Goblin bolts are pretty shite quality copper I believe. Wearing better armour/ using a shield is a good way to stay un-killed.

[Ghoulz]

What have I done?



And yes, this was my very first kill. Although before you call me a sadist, take a look at this:



See? I was just roleplaying...

[Strange guy]

I got bored looking for quests (it had became night so all the human leaders were away from their posts) so I decided to embark on a slaughter of the town. With the new injury system weapons are really nasty now- I took off both the arms of a swordsman who attacked me pretty quickly but his armour meant I got bored before I got a killing blow. Ended up dying when a couple of archers attacked me- I think my hands were magnetic or something because the first three bolts that hit all did serious damage to my hands and nothing else- unfortunately that was enough to disarm me and then make me unconscious.

[Vampire Penguin]

I slaughtered a human town of 78 because they didn't have any quests, I set fire to plants and stole some coins, not an injury besides a scratched cheek which left a trail of blood and led to my death since I couldn't stop the bleeding, and thus could not [T]ravel.

[tombthedwarf]

my first kill of df 0.31.1 was a black bear: I removed all of it's limbs

then I killed 115+ (including a queen, druid and five legendary archers) elves, now my nose and cheek are yellow wounded, and I'm bleeding out, from a cut up nose; does anyone know how to save yourself from bleeding out from a minor injury like this?

[Rakonas]

I threw snowballs at a yeti until it died. I then cut off 4 more yetis' left hands and tried to make a necklace out of them.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was playing as an adventurer named Batman.

A human animal dissector made the mistake of mentioning my parents in conversation. He was the first one to fall.

Four human guards, a child (whoops) and innumerable peasants later I left that town, and promptly fell into a pond. I had forgotten to take a rank of swimmer.

RIP, Batman.

You were the metal guy on /tg/

My first kill was a dragon.  Off to a strong start.

Someguy: Batman? Your parents must have been interesting!
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAD!

[cowofdoom78963]

beat three wolves. I let them live but one of them bleed to death so I decided to kill the rest.

[Acanthus117]

I killed a kobold with a flying copper dagger, which poked it's eye out. I left it to bleed out after I realized it couldn't move (tendons were broken)

[West]

A sleeping child.

Yeah, I'm pathetic   

[tigrex]

A werewolf.  A smashed bits of skull into its brain by means of a hammer.

[Untouchable]

A sleeping child.

Yeah, I'm pathetic   

It's a foolish man who underestimates Children. They zerg rush you so bad, you get wrestled to death by an assload of preteens.

[Funk]

just a load of elves.

[Poojawa]

What have I done?



And yes, this was my very first kill. Although before you call me a sadist, take a look at this:
See? I was just roleplaying...

I broke down into giggling fits over the broken eyes.

[Pizdzius]

I managed to kill a dragon in the first minute of a game. It didn't even hit me once. Sigh