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Worst Dwarf Ever?
« on: April 01, 2010, 04:38:50 pm »
Okay, embark screen, personality check... and this.



Seriously? Old, bald, fat, ugly, slow to heal, wishy-washy, retardated and socially impaired? With no redeeming trait whatsoever?

Did you ever get worse?

Also, could someone draw her :3?
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 04:42:34 pm »
70-ish is average for embark dwarves, it would seem. I, however, have a dwarf that is worthless entirely. In addition to the negative traits of your dwarf, he has is susceptible to disease and a poor ability to manage or understand social relationships.
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 04:47:34 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on April 01, 2010, 04:42:34 pm
In addition to the negative traits of your dwarf, he has is susceptible to disease and a poor ability to manage or understand social relationships.

Oh. What happened to him?
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 05:09:45 pm »
Succumbed to disease while being shunned by the other dwarves?
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 05:13:06 pm »
I tried modding the max age to 300-400, but found all my dwarves were incredibly wrinkly white haired geezers. Further research required.
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 05:15:57 pm »
Quote from: Ivefan on April 01, 2010, 05:09:45 pm
Succumbed to disease while being shunned by the other dwarves?

I can see this well.

"Let the fat one rot."
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 08:45:04 pm »
Not the worst dwarf neccessarily, but...


Talk about inconsistent...
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2010, 12:05:56 am »
It seems every expedition I mount has at least one butt-monkey dwarf with no real redeeming qualities.

You kind of have to wonder A)  Why they would take a stupid, ugly, socially inept, anemic, ADHD sufferer on a trip, and B) How said person survived the trip.
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 12:40:45 am »
With the way dwarves are now, i'm suprised they can even survive the trip there without summersaulting over to bears and getting mauled.
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2010, 01:41:32 am »
She once resisted a pump helmet roast, but only because she thought it was much further away than it actually was. Non-euclidean geometry was developed by her, in an attempt to define her own facial features. She once tried to make a friend, by cooking and eating his cat. Occasionally, she'll forget what she was doing, before she's even started. She is... the most worthless expedition leader ever.



That will teach me for not checking profiles before assigning my dwarf's roles.
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Re: Worst Dwarf Ever?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2010, 01:59:11 am »
Quote from: Akura on April 01, 2010, 08:45:04 pm
Not the worst dwarf neccessarily, but...
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Talk about inconsistent...
"I am complex; I contain multitudes".
I'd say it's realism.
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