1. Joe McDemo (Nirur Torir)
3. You try to laugh manically at Nazi's statement, but you end up letting out a strangely weak chuckle.
Stuff:
Burnt shirt, neck, and face.
C4.
Detonators.
2. Bambini (Flintus10)
2. You take out your cards to start a trick, but they slip out of your hands, and fly out the hole in the plane.
Stuff:
101 cool magice tricks.
My first magic kit minus a deck of cards.
3. Randall (Paranatural)
5. You boast at how awesome and amazing you and your group (but mostly you) are, and twenty thugs freeze up, rip off their helmets, and bow down to you. However, there are still many other UNs on the plane. One of the minions crawl over to Nazi and heals his hands.
Stuff:
Twenty Bitchin' thugs.
Awesome Clothing.
Superior Minion Mind Control.
4. BlueBeard (Martian)
5. You throw a grenade at the minions Randall hadn't converted, killing all but three of them, and tearing a slight hole in the plane.
Stuff:
Gasoline.
A novelty cigarette lighter shaped like a bunny.
5. Nazi (IronyOwl)
2. You try to tell the rest of the UN that Joe is insane, but most of them knew that already. You look at your hands, trying to figure out how to fix them when a converted UN bandaged your wounds.
Stuff:
Katana.
Shuriken.
Ninja Clothes.
6. Doctor Malpractice (webadict)
6. You malpractice his hands, which explode in blood and bone fragments. The gun then also explodes, sending shrapnel into your forehead. Fortunately, they didn't pierce your overly thick skull.
Stuff:
Stethoscope.
Lab Coat.
Metal fragments.
Meanwhile, a child somewhere in Middle Africa is having a pretty bad day. No one likes him, his parents are dead, and he might have AIDS. He sits alone on a rock, frowning. A plane flies over, and not too long after, a full deck of cards lands on the rock next to him. He smiles with delight.
CONGRADULATIONS, you created the next Houdini.