This is not a serious RTD. If you want something serious, go find a different thread.
With that out of the way, I'd like to say that I'm rather new to these forums as a whole, and I would like to kind of introduce myself as a fun person to be around and talk to, even if the way I type sometimes portrays me as a monotone robot.
You probably know the basics of RTD, but to reiterate, the rolls follow as this:
[1] Epic Fail. What ever you have tried to do backfires badly. You'll probably get hurt, and you might die, depending on what you have done.
Ex. You try to pick up the diced peaches, but your all of your fingers break, and your eyes explode. The little dog continues to stare at you.
[2] Fail. What ever you have done backfires slightly. You might have hurt yourself but you wont die from it.
Ex. You pick up the diced peaches, and throw them at the little dog. The little dog dodges and bites you. With very sharp teeth. On the neck.
[3] Nothing really happens. You wont get hurt unless you're fighting.
Ex. You pick up the diced peaches and throw them at the little dog, missing it completely.
[4] Basic success. You have accomplished what you wanted to do. No more, no less.
Ex. You pick up the diced peaches and throw them at the little dog, hitting it square in the chest. It yaps at you before trotting away.
[5] Perfection! You have accomplished what you wanted to do and more!
Ex. You pick up the diced peaches and throw them at the little dog, hitting it in the head! It barks at you and sprints away, trailing peach juice.
[6] Over shot. You have accomplished your task, but it is over done, backfiring awesomely.
Ex. You pick up the diced peaches glare at them intensely, lighting them of fire. You then punt them at the little dog. They hit the dog in the chest, lighting it on fire, and sending it flying across the room. It collides with the wall, extinguishing the fire. It limps away, scared shitless. Your neighbor calls 911, reporting loud noises, smoke, and whimpering animals. The police arrive a few minutes later, and arrest you for animal cruelty.
Don't worry if you think I wont be active. I'm online every day. However, I'm forgetful, and I browse the rest of the forums often, so It might take a while. PM me if I'm taking too long.
On to the setting and goal!
You and five others find yourselves on an airplane to Zimbabwe, where the nefarious Dr. Good McGoodman resides. You have to stop his plots to end world hunger and world peace by any means necessary! But your quest wont be easy! His minions go by the name of 'UN' the Untidy Neanderthals, or so you suspect. No one has told you otherwise. They'll try to stop you every step of the way! You fear that some are even on this plane, plotting against you as we speak!
Feel free to go over the top, and extremely intricate, with your actions and characters. Everyone is doing it right, currently. Over the top actions are what make RTDs fun, especially when they fail. I'm not tampering with the dice in any way, though. Just so you know.
You have few, if any starting skills.
However, you may have equipment, such as guns, or armor or something.
Applications are just:
Character Name:
Starting Skills:
Equipment: (Only one or two things, you'll find the rest later.)
It helps if you post an action in your application, but you don't need to.
Player list:
1. Joe McDemo (Nirur Torir)
2. Bambini (Flintus10)
3. Randall (Paranatural)
4. BlueBeard (Martian)
5. Nazi (IronyOwl)
6. Doctor Malpractice (webadict)
Waiting list:
1. Frank McElern (100killer9)
2. Alexander Kyrby (ExKirby)
Name: Joe McDemo
Skills: Demolitions
Equipment:
Lots of C4.
Some remote detonators.
Billy Bob Boyington
Skills: Bio-terrorism
Equipment: .500 S+W X-Frame w/ lots of speedloaders and a green laser sight. (5 shots, most powerful production handgun in the world.) Field Chemistry Kit w/ lots of bad stuff inside.
Character Name: Randall
Starting Skills: Getting people really annoyed, finding stuff
Equipment: Stylin' clothes, Sunglasses, Bitchin' Boots
Name: Frank McElern
Skills: RPing
Equipment: D20 die, DnD 3.5 monster guide with a rasor sharp edge
Name: Nazi ("Na Zee! It's pronounced Na ZEE!")
Starting Skills: Swordsmanship, Acrobatics
Equipment: Katana, Shuriken, Ninja Outfit
Character Name: Doctor Malpractice
Starting Skills: Perform Unnecessary Surgery, Diagnose Incorrectly
Equipment: Stethoscope, Lab Coat
Name: The great Bambini
Skills: Amatuer magic
Equipment: 101 cool magice tricks, My first magic kit.
Character Name: Bluebeard
Starting Skills: Improvised weaponry
Equipment: Homemade grenade, gasoline, novelty cigarette lighter shaped like a bunny.
Name: Alexander Kyrby
Equipment: Maroon Suit, Black Tie, Black Trousers, White Shirt, Notepad, Pen, Red Suitcase (Full of weapons, blood samples, photographs of crime scenes and the like)
Skills: Investigating, Prosecuting, Logic-using
Bio: Alexander is a prosecutor who got the job at the age of 15. He is on the case of the UN, and the mass murders linked to them.