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[Chaoseed]

Your image makes no sense.

Says the guy who used to have the tacoducken as an avatar?

Seriously, though, it's a screenshot from Smash TV, where the host often saaays...

Good luck! You'll need it!

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BOOK OF THE MAD MASON

I'm sick of the disorganization around here!  No one cares about defending this elven obsidian tower!  We broke into the underground and it's like the land of Forgotten Brains!  Well, I'm not going to take it any more!

* Walls now protect the top of the tower!
* Some of our workshops have been cleared out!
* A dumping zone sends unwanted items far into the underground!  (Too bad we couldn't drop them into magma...)
* More stockpiles!
* Whoever started digging the giant hole to get huge quantities of stone...Too bad!  (I know dwarves don't do things halfway, but that's a LOT of stone...)
* No more boozemaking, because we have enough!  (For now...)
* Dwarves have had more jobs enabled, including hauling!
* And my pride and joy...the Stone Disposal Unit!

DOWNLOAD IT NOW OR BE CURSED BY THE MAD MASON!

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Yeah, I'm going to sleep now.  I didn't do much, but I think what I did was useful.

[Demonic Spoon]

Noo! Usefullness! My only weakness! 

[db48x]

The framerate is really odd.  The dwarves will zoom for a second or two...then stop for a second or two.  I'm almost thinking we should send it to Toady as a bug report.

Yea, someone used a speedhack to counteract the hangs. They move every frame instead of every 10 frames (or whatever).

[db48x]

Also, I'll take the 28th.

[Heron TSG]

added. RebelZhouYuWu didn't show up, so someone can use the next 7 hours.

[LordSlowpoke]

added. RebelZhouYuWu didn't show up, so someone can use the next 7 hours.

I guess that nobody did. Herp, derp.

[n00bs4uce]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

I know whose turn the hanging started on(rhymes with poon) since I think those demons cause lag.

But who made the dwarfs move stupidly fast?

To whoever thought I was digging the chambers for stone....well you were wrong. Time to systematically crush this fortress. I don't care if you magnificent bastards savescum, but I'm ending it.

EDIT: And who makes a cobalt stockpile, seriously people.

EDIT 2.0: Game crashed when i collapsed the elf tower into the ground, go figure. I honestly can't get anything worthwhile done with that hanging lag.
If someone wants my turn, go ahead.
Fun fact: The year of the fortress was the same during both of my turns.

[abculatter_2]

EDIT: And who makes a cobalt stockpile, seriously people.

Who DOESN'T make a cobalt stockpile?

[n00bs4uce]

EDIT: And who makes a cobalt stockpile, seriously people.

Who DOESN'T make a cobalt stockpile?

-_-

[Chaoseed]

Who doesn't love cobaltite!

...I stopped the giant pit being mined, but only because I had no idea what it was for and it was generating tons more stone.  I figured we needed less stone, not more.  It wasn't anything personal...

[Heron TSG]

Well, the stone will be removed once it plunges into the magma sea long with the tower. The pit is for DECIMATING DER TOWER!

EDIT: We need someone to run the SGXI. Anyone want it, or shall I take it again?

[Samoorai]

Dibs on the second turn, whoever starts it.

[Demonic Spoon]

I demand control of this monstrosity! Unless nahkh shows up. I'll start it in May? And start a thread when this one seems to be officially dead.

[Heron TSG]

Sounds good.

[Heron TSG]

You had better go make the thread. After I arrive home from school today, I'll update score list, and maybe it can carry on through next month, too. It was a good run, though it fizzled a bit after SG the Devourer of Birds was declared uninhabitable.