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[db48x]

Zing! I claim the save! For great justice! Also I'm going to be a manly man and play the newest version, so no dwarf therapist for me! 

The save works for you, I hope?

[Demonic Spoon]

Yes.

[Samoorai]

Excuse me Mr. Seal God sir, but I'm starting to feel a bit left out here. I called the 16th 2 and a half days ago, reminded you I had done so after you put Spoon in the spot I called, and have still left my name off the list after adding several more people.

Oh yeah, put me down for another turn. Friday the 16th please.

I already called it. <snip>

[Demonic Spoon]

[Burnt Pies]

I'm nervous. It's me next, right?

[Demonic Spoon]

Yes, whoops, thought that it'd be caught by my cage traps.

EDIT: Well at least it died quickly.

Save

[Burnt Pies]

Downloaded. ooh, this is exciting!

[Burnt Pies]

First Impressions etc will be posted after I've mown the lawn.


This fort puts all of mine to shame...

[Lord Shonus]

I'm sorry, but I requested the 19th before skaltum did.

[Burnt Pies]

Diary of Burnt Nogleshlikot, Proficient Stoner.

11th Opal, 1057.
Well, this is a turn up for the books, and no mistake! I was hauling a Tigerman Cub down the stairs today, when suddenly up comes the great leader Demonic Spoon, the Dwarf who orchestrated our victory against the Salt Beast Ena, and tells me he's had enough of the damn fortress for a while, it's my job, and I should probably try to do something about the people rotting in the hospital. I don't know what he means, I'm sure. I've never seen the hospital. What's it for? For that matter, why do people keep trying to milk things? This is all quite confusing.

[Burnt Pies]

Diary of Burnt Nogleshlikot, Proficient Stoner

12th Opal, 1057
Today I learned we have 293 tame animals on the books. none of these animals seem to be in any way useful, except for the ones in the entrance. Also at least half of us have rotten feet, or mouths, or some other miscellanious body part. How am I meant to solve this? I'm just a Stonecrafter!

I'm heading down to my spot in the caverns. At least when I'm there I don't have to deal with anything. Only the inevitable pathing issues when I want a drink.

[Demonic Spoon]

Heh, I've ordered quite a few animals to be slaughtered, the tigermen are being hauled to a zoo or something I set up for them, turns out you can tame the tigermen which is awesome. Milk is vital to the survival of our fortress! I demand more milk! Milk for the milk god! Cheese for the cheese throne! If your up to it try setting up a genetic breeding program for our animals so that we have only the cream of the crop. Will upload map soon.

[db48x]

Yes, there are quite a few animals kicking around. The elves brought so many...

DS: I really like the pit carved out over that magma chamber with all of the goblins in it. Also, it's so cool to find more caverns.

[Demonic Spoon]

Thanks! I thought it'd be a cool way to get rid of them. Haven't actually ordered any of them to be pitted though. The place also serves as a way to get rid of refuse since it won't rot away anymore.

Map

[db48x]

BTW, if the dwarves are ever feeling bored, there's still a fair amount of stuff left over from that caravan that got killed that is still sitting out in the open that could be brought inside. It's all up on the hill north of the fort. Trade goods, weapons, ammo, armor, clothes, etc.