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gtmattz

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Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« on: March 29, 2010, 11:38:49 am »
And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 11:43:24 am »
Dwarven osmosis.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 11:50:07 am »
The dwarf is strong in this one.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 12:03:44 pm »
You used a glass?!  Rookie mistake.  Next time soak your beard in a barrel.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 12:09:50 pm »
or get atleast a stone mycroline goblet.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 12:18:59 pm »
Any fish latch on?
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Quote from: Hyndis on April 28, 2010, 08:44:46 am
No, its realistic.

I dont think realism is a major concern in a game about alcoholic midgets fighting dragons and soapmen.

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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 01:30:56 pm »
Quote from: Heph on March 29, 2010, 12:09:50 pm
or get atleast a stone microcline goblet.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 02:03:36 pm »
I can't wait till I can grow a beard  :-[
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 02:10:25 pm »
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 04:04:03 pm »
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Quote from: smokingwreckage on March 27, 2010, 11:31:58 pm
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 05:10:23 pm »
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 11:38:49 am
And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[

When you get to the length I have you'll be surprised if you goatie isn't constantly dipped in something.
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gtmattz

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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 05:39:48 pm »
Quote from: buckets on March 29, 2010, 05:10:23 pm
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 11:38:49 am
And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[

When you get to the length I have you'll be surprised if you goatie isn't constantly dipped in something.

That is how the dipping occurred, my beard is about 10" long now. 
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 09:42:13 pm »
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 05:39:48 pm
Quote from: buckets on March 29, 2010, 05:10:23 pm
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 11:38:49 am
And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[

When you get to the length I have you'll be surprised if you goatie isn't constantly dipped in something.

That is how the dipping occurred, my beard is about 10" long now. 

Nice, mines over a foot long. It waves in the wind and everything.
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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2010, 09:48:03 pm »
Quote from: buckets on March 29, 2010, 09:42:13 pm
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 05:39:48 pm
Quote from: buckets on March 29, 2010, 05:10:23 pm
Quote from: gtmattz on March 29, 2010, 11:38:49 am
And then proceeded to dip my beard in it...

True story  :-[

When you get to the length I have you'll be surprised if you goatie isn't constantly dipped in something.

That is how the dipping occurred, my beard is about 10" long now. 

Nice, mines over a foot long. It waves in the wind and everything.

only got mine to about 4" then i had to shave it... the lady friend disapproved of it q_q
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Dwarf Fortress: Losing is fun, Evil is good, and the first hit is free... Actually, all the hits are free... Dang, no wonder it's so addicting.

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Re: Last night I poured myself a glass of beer...
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2010, 09:54:11 pm »
Quote from: JavelinD on March 29, 2010, 09:48:03 pm
only got mine to about 4" then i had to shave it... the lady friend disapproved of it q_q

So many people tell me that.
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