Frelock: Find out how effective the reverse can be.
Typoman: i turn the jackels into LudicrousGibs
Qwertyuiopas: proceed with previous massive negative gravity applied to enemy plan.
Sensei: Well, I keep the knife for a reason. Use it, along with my teeth.
Tehstefan: Use my mind to fling the jackals off me.
Inteuniso: Spray and pray.
Dragnar: Kick anything that tries to attack me away.
ExKirby(GM'd): Shoot things
Knight85(GM'd): Magic missile
Frelock: 5
Using your hacking powers, you begin to disassociate the Jackal's cells from eachother.
Ten Jackals are turned into organic slag.
Typoman: 3
As you call upon your troping powers to give you strength, Frelock begins turning Jackals into slime. Your body begins to absorb the organic material, and you feel energy begin to flow to your hands...
You develop claws like those of X-Men's Wolverine. You begin slashing Jackals left and right with them.
Qwertyuiopas: 2
You use your gravity tool to smash some of the jackals that are attacking you, but you fail to make too much of a dent in their local population. This has to be more than just one hundred and twenty...
Sensei: 2
You take your cruddy blade out of your pants, and begin slashing jugulars. You barely manage to stand up.
Tehstefan: 6
You use your telekinesis implant to fling the jackals off of you, and begin smashing other ones against the walls! Flying jackals begin to jostle eachother with great force. It turns out that if you begin to fling objects around at high speeds in a somewhat enclosed space which is rather full of relatively small objects, you may very well cause waves of pressure to form among these objects and bounce around off of the walls...
Roll to dodge: Typoman:6 Qwertyuiopas: 2 Sensei: 6 Tehstefan: 1 Inteuniso: 5 Dragnar: 4 ExKirby:3 Knight85: 3
Waves start to bounce around off of the walls, crushing some of the jackals, as well as Tehstefan and Qwertyuiopas! Qwertyuiopas recieves a few cracked ribs, while Tehstefan suffers more extensive rib damage.
Inteuniso: 4
You kick some jackals off of yourself and begin firing your pulse rifle haphazardly into the fray. Many jackals are hit and killed, but they just keep coming...
Dragnar: 2
You begin flailing about, but jackals drag you to the ground anyway.
ExKirby: 3
You fire your weapons into the mass of jackals, and many are slaughtered. Still, whenever one is killed, another two appear from a corridor.
Knight85: 1
You magic missile yourself in the head.
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. On the Jefferson.
Proficient in modifying, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can use on two targets in one turn)
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
SENSOR 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TACTICAL SCANNER 2
ADV. DATA INT. 2
Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword, quantum storage full of scrap, engineering computer (will give bonus to engineering tasks once you work with it a little bit), Lance, carrots and apples, longsword. In dungeon.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Dabbling horsemanship.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
Implants:
AIM 5
REMOTE VIEWING 3
TI STD MIL. IMPLANT 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
Pet horse (currently mounted)
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora, bullwhip, touchstone, tinning kit. Location: In dungeon.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+2 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Captain of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to doing anything with the Jefferson, additional +1 to navigating in particular)
Implants:
TI AIM 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
TI SENSOR 3
TI FLIGHT 4
TI TELEKINESIS 5
TI REFLEX 3
Intrinsics:
Warning
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Forcer Grapple, beam sword, Meaningless Commander's Badge, two-handed broadsword, oil lamp. Location: Dungeons of Doom.
Enhanced enhanced bone structure (+3 to blunt and crushing damage avoid) Hardened flesh (+2 to burning and projectile damage avoid)
AUTOMEDICAL 2
AIM 5
FLIGHT 4
REFLEX 3
INTANGIBILITY 5
CLOAK 4
Blessing of Ordo (Relaxed laws of physics, +1 to attacking chaotic beings)
In command of 5 little robot minions:
Sawbuck: A flying robot, with a multitude of extremely sharp blades. It deals heavy slashing damage. However, it is unstable and a decent impact will send it far away.
Clanger: A small, heavy, tank-like robot, with a pair of heavy duty hydraulic pincers on its front. It deals heavy crushing damage(+1). It is highly resistant to damage, but very slow.
Zip: A small, extremely fast wheeled robot. It attacks by discharging electrical energy into its target, dealing light burn damage. It can move at extreme speed, and carry light cargo.
Bash: A mid-size, doglike robot with extremely powerful back legs. It can fling itself long distances with them. It jumps on enemies, knocking them down and dealing moderate blunt impact damage.
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope, uranium battleaxe (+1 enemy dodge, +1 damage), basic construction equipment, Nano-EAGLE, big missile launcher, 1000 gold pieces, a tin operner, a credit card, an expensive camera, hawaiian shirt. In dungeon.
Implants:
SENSOR 3
FLIGHT 4
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
REMOTE VIEWING 3
AIM 3
REFLEX 3
Novice builder: +1 to building stuff
Practiced aim(+1 to aiming)
Glowing(-1 to being sneaky while on).
Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier), gloves, 6 fortune cookies. In dungeon.
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
Chief Science Officer (+2 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)
Available Scripts:
Colorer
Gravity Modifier
Computer Stopper
Projectile Shield
Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools(+1 enhancement for mining, negates 1 armor when used as weapon), quantum storage full of scrap, portable bunker(hold it for a +2 to avoid damage, or plant it in the ground and create an impenetrable barrier to all projectiles coming from that direction.), coasters, cattle prod, unidentified floppies. Location: On the Starship Jefferson..
Implants:
TI FLIGHT 4
TI HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TI CLOAK 4
TI ADV. DATA INT. 2
TI ITEM MAGNET 3
TI STASIS 3
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Enhanced Speed (+1 to reflexes and high-speed actions)
Encumbering Repair Devices (Heals 50% of incurred damage every turn, -1 to dexterous actions)
Can Fly, rockets in feet.
Typoman: hammer pants and polo, with a funky pen in the breast pocket. a shield made of pure, solid rage, a robe, an small shield, a mace, and a clove of garlic, and an SDW-120.
TI FLIGHT 4
TI SENSOR 3
TI AUTOMEDICAL 2
TI TACTICAL SCANNER
TI CLOAK 4
TI REMOTE VIEWING
Involuntarily absorbs organic matter and reprocesses it.
Knight85: basic mages robes trusty lightning firing staff, beamsword, a cloak, two rings, a "spellbook of force bolt" and a magic marker.
Unconcious.
Relevant Information (+1 to identifying unknown objects and their properties)
Telekinesis
Tactical +5
Reflex
Cloak
Intangibility
Stasis
Starship Jefferson:
A TOAST Industries Ultravan with:
Flight package (+VTOL enhancement),4 "KICKASS" kinetic weapons, 2 "nano-EAGLEs" on turrets, one pulse rifle on a turret, two "Phasers", two "laser machine guns", one tractor beam, two "Ageis V3s", an "energy deflector shield", three VSP-grade hyperdrives (only one can function at a time), a "TI Standard Rangercam+scanner" with a "VSP Rangercam Upgrade", a "TI Advanced Navigation/targeting system", an inertial compensator, an "all in one life-support system", a "super communicator module", a remote environmental probe (with two nano-EAGLE turrets), a void entry device, an implant installation upgrade, a TOAST construction computer, a healing turret, a TOAST weapons dispenser, a transporter, an Advanced Auto-Repair Unit, 2 Large Wall-Mount Quantum Storage Devices, a special 360 degree super-voidscanner designed by Qwertyuiopas.
Transforming mecha fighter attached to bottom of ship. Can now detach in the void, but has no voidscanner.
Contains:
12 Portable Temporary Auto-Repair Devices
AI called Slick. Paying extremely concerned attention to the battle.
Maintainance+Medical droid. Retrieving Knight85 and bringing him back to the Jefferson.
NUKM drone. Kicking ass.
Much miscellaneous scrap.
Jackals: They swarm around the protagonists, and begin nipping at the unconscious Knight85, giving him severe bite wounds all over his body. They are being jostled around heavily by the remnants of Tehstefan's telekinesis-induced wave action.
Text:
NUKM continues kicking ass, but is noticing the party tiring.
"Not that I couldn't *THUMP* keep going, but I think *ZTZTZTZTZT* a quick *CRUNCH* tactical *THUMP ZTZTZTZTZT* retreat might be a good *CRUNCH* idea."
NUKM lays down covering fire as the medical droid rushes in to retrieve Knight85.
Knight85, you really need to post an action once in a while... eventually we're going to run out of things to cast magic missile at.