ExKirby: I dream.
Dragnar: I ask Slick what the junk files are, then delete them if he does not give a good answer.
Frelock: Heal Exkirby and Sensei, with enhancements!
Tehstefan: I get ahold of our l33t hacker, and tell him to check out slick. Specifically, that he doesn't have access to the self destruct. That's a bad idea.
Sensei: Have spirit journey.
Qwertyuiopas: create an attachment to the scriptgun(most likely a software-based HUD addition) that lists all available compatible scripts and allows easy searching and selection of them.
Typoman: do what i can to stop exkirby kicking the bucket
Inteuniso: Reprogram the maintenance droid into a medical droid.
Knight85(GM'd): Meditate.
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Dragnar: 4
You ask Slick about the junk data in his personality files.
"They're... heavily compressed backups of previous versions of my personality files. See, since I'm self-improving, I might accidentally corrupt one of my personality files, so I compress them and back them up. See? That looks like compressed personality data."
You figure this excuse is good enough. Anyway, he isn't doing anything overtly suspicious.
Frelock: 5
You begin the healing process on Sensei and ExKirby. Sensei's spinal fracture is pretty easy to repair. There isn't much of ExKirby left to put back together- he only survived by blatantly violating a few of the laws of physics. Still, you can extract most of his structure from his DNA. It'll just take a while...
With the help of the Asian scientist that Typoman summoned, you manage to bring ExKirby back to working condition. He and Sensei are still in la-la land, but ExKirby's pretty useless on the ship anyway.
Tehstefan: 2
Frelock is too busy trying to figure out how to uncook ExKirby to paw through Slick at the moment. Dragnar seems to be handling the problem anyway.
Qwertyuiopas: 4
You write a script to manage your scripts.
You have available:
Colorer
Gravity Tool
Computer Stopper
Typoman: 6
Looking at the damage you did to ExKirby, you feel a bit of Power Incontinience coming on...
Frelock mentions genetics, and that seems to trigger something. An Asian-looking man appears next to ExKirby, holding a doctors bag. He looks understandably surprised.
He notices Dragnar's drill and begins studying him. You explain to him that your friend needs medical help. He shrugs, and takes an old-style syringe filled with a green, viscous liquid and injects it into ExKirby. The healing process begins accelerating fast enough to be visible, and he continues inspecting Dragnar until he suddenly disappears.
Inteuniso: 5
Deciding that it's services are not needed in engineering, you decide to modify your droid to be able to provide medical help (while still being able to perform engineering functions).
It holds Sensei's fractured spine in place while Frelock fuses it.
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. On the Starship Jefferson..
Proficient in modifying, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can use on two targets in one turn)
Is going to get a nice hacker cave soon.
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
SENSOR 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TACTICAL SCANNER 2
ADV. DATA INT. 2
Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword, quantum storage full of scrap, engineering computer (will give bonus to engineering tasks once you work with it a little bit) On the Starship Jefferson.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
Implants:
AIM 5
REMOTE VIEWING 3
TI STD MIL. IMPLANT 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora. Location: On the Starship Jefferson..
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+2 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Captain of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to doing anything with the Jefferson, additional +1 to navigating in particular)
Implants:
TI AIM 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
TI SENSOR 3
TI FLIGHT 4
TI TELEKINESIS 5
TI REFLEX 3
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Forcer Grapple, beam sword. Meaningless Commander's Badge. At the TOAST site.
Enhanced enhanced bone structure (+3 to blunt and crushing damage avoid)
AUTOMEDICAL 2
AIM 5
FLIGHT 4
REFLEX 3
INTANGIBILITY 5
CLOAK 4
Blessing of Ordo (Relaxed laws of physics, +1 to attacking chaotic beings)
In command of 5 little robot minions:
Sawbuck: A flying robot, with a multitude of extremely sharp blades. It deals heavy slashing damage. However, it is unstable and a decent impact will send it far away.
Clanger: A small, heavy, tank-like robot, with a pair of heavy duty hydraulic pincers on its front. It deals heavy crushing damage(+1). It is highly resistant to damage, but very slow.
Zip: A small, extremely fast wheeled robot. It attacks by discharging electrical energy into its target, dealing light burn damage. It can move at extreme speed, and carry light cargo.
Bash: A mid-size, doglike robot with extremely powerful back legs. It can fling itself long distances with them. It jumps on enemies, knocking them down and dealing moderate blunt impact damage.
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope, uranium battleaxe (+1 enemy dodge, +1 damage), basic construction equipment, Nano-EAGLE, big missile launcher. At the TOAST site.
Implants:
SENSOR 3
FLIGHT 4
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
REMOTE VIEWING 3
AIM 3
REFLEX 3
Novice builder: +1 to building stuff
Practiced aim(+1 to aiming)
Glowing(-1 to being sneaky, provides light. Not controllable... yet).
Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier). On the Starship Jefferson..
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
Chief Science Officer (+2 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)
Available Scripts:
Colorer
Gravity Modifier
Computer Stopper
Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools(+1 enhancement for mining, negates 1 armor when used as weapon), quantum storage full of scrap, portable bunker(hold it for a +2 to avoid damage, or plant it in the ground and create an impenetrable barrier to all projectiles coming from that direction.). Location: On the Starship Jefferson..
Implants:
TI FLIGHT 4
TI HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TI CLOAK 4
TI ADV. DATA INT. 2
TI ITEM MAGNET 3
TI STASIS 3
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Enhanced Speed (+1 to reflexes and high-speed actions)
Encumbering Repair Devices (Heals 50% of incurred damage every turn, -1 to dexterous actions)
Typoman: hammer pants and polo, with a funky pen in the breast pocket. a shield made of pure, solid rage
TI FLIGHT 4
TI SENSOR 3
TI AUTOMEDICAL 2
TI TACTICAL SCANNER
TI CLOAK 4
TI REMOTE VIEWING
Knight85: basic mages robes and carrying my trusty lightning firing staff.
Relevant Information (+1 to identifying unknown objects and their properties)
Telekinesis
Tactical +5
Reflex
Cloak
Intangibility
Stasis
Starship Jefferson:
A TOAST Industries Ultravan with:
Flight package (+VTOL enhancement),4 "KICKASS" kinetic weapons, 2 "nano-EAGLEs" on turrets, one pulse rifle on a turret, two "Phasers", two "laser machine guns", one tractor beam, two "Ageis V3s", an "energy deflector shield", three VSP-grade hyperdrives (only one can function at a time), a "TI Standard Rangercam+scanner" with a "VSP Rangercam Upgrade", a "TI Advanced Navigation/targeting system", an inertial compensator, an "all in one life-support system", a "super communicator module", a remote environmental probe (with two nano-EAGLE turrets), a void entry device, an implant installation upgrade, a TOAST construction computer, a healing turret, a TOAST weapons dispenser, a transporter, an Advanced Auto-Repair Unit, 2 Large Wall-Mount Quantum Storage Devices, a special 360 degree super-voidscanner designed by Qwertyuiopas.
Transforming mecha fighter attached to bottom of ship. Can now detach in the void, but has no voidscanner.
Contains:
12 Portable Temporary Auto-Repair Devices
AI called Slick. Making casual conversation.
Maintainance+Medical droid. Doing a medical examination of the crew.
Much miscellaneous scrap.
Text:
Sensei, ExKirby, and Knight85 find themselves at the bottom of a tall, winding golden stairway. At the top, you meet an oracle who asks you to follow him. You fly out of the tower and he tells you to look down on the planet below. He tells you this is the planet of Earth, where the Netland was created. The entire planet is covered in massive computer systems, rising thousands of miles above the ground.
He waves his hand and the planet below changes. He points to a glowing red sphere. It hurts to look at. He says that this is your enemy, but you cannot hope to destroy it yet. It came from a faraway place, hiding in your computer system. Those who hunt it are trying to manipulate events in your favor.
Everything becomes blurry, and the three wake up just in time for Slick to announce that the Jefferson is closing on the abomination.
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