blarrghhh. I'm tired. I'll write the turn tomorrow morning.
EDIT:
Inteuinso, A: You're going to need your pulse rifle for defending yourself as a person and B: The Ultravan/Starship Jefferson really doesn't need your gun. It has 4 things that are actually called "KICKASS"es. And a phaser. And some other crap.
EDIT: Writing the turn now. If the quality of my turns is going down, its because I've had nothing to drink for quite a while. There's no tea, no lemon juice, and no vinegar, and I can't drink water...
Tehstefan: get my men into the ultravan, then proceed to arm it.
dragnar: I reattach my hand and use the hidden entity detector to search for anything strange about the fortification.
qwerty: I'll figure out(using whatever scanners are on the was-ultravan), what sort of weaponry the barricade has, and how to neutralize it without causing much any damage to other things.
Sensei: Bash my head against the wall HARDER! I WILL KNOCK IT DOWN! GO BEYOND ZE IMPOSSIBLE!
Inteuniso: Attach my pulse rifle to the van like a turret!
Frelock: Blow up bombs, heal Dragnar
ExKirby: If I have infinite boosts, take ALL OF THEM. If I don't take ones with hints of stealth or manipulation taking priority. And flight. Flight takes priority. I also take a beam sword and a Forcer Grapple.
: 2
You can't really reattatch your hand very effectively. The scanner dosn't seem to do anything.
Sensei: 3
You bash your head against the wall. It's mildly bleeding. The wall is dented slightly.
The van's crew grabs you with the tractor beam and pulls you back inside.
Frelock: 5 (aww man... I had a great joke for a 2...)
You heal Dragnar (the anatomy of that particular robot isn't all that different from a human, if you look at it in a certain way). You then detonate your explosives from the van (after tractor-beaming Sensei back inside). The barricade shudders, but does not fall.
ExKirby: 5
Your base unit now has an upper limit of 6 implants. You decide to take:
AUTOMEDICAL 2
AIM 5
FLIGHT 4
REFLEX 3
INTANGIBILITY 5
CLOAK 4You also take some guns.
Tehstefan: 5
You sit up in your captiain's chair. Seing Sensei making very little progress, you take the opportunity to try out your shiny new tractor beam.
You command Inteuniso to switch on the Ageis and prepare to attack the barricade...
Inteunsio: 5
You create a snap-in turret system. Any weapon you put in it will become controlled by the ship. You put your pulse rifle in it.
Qwerty: 4
You scan the barricade with the ship's sensors, finding its weak points.
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. Location: In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Proficient in modifying, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can use on two targets in one turn)
Is going to get a nice hacker cave soon.
Implants: Remote camera 0, sensor 0.
Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword. In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Ultravan (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
Implants: Aim 0, Remote Camera 0
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora. Location: In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+1 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Implants: Aim 0, telekinesis 0
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Forcer Grapple, beam sword. Meaningless Commander's Badge. In the TI Military Center.
Enhanced enhanced bone structure (+3 to damage avoid)
AUTOMEDICAL 2
AIM 5
FLIGHT 4
REFLEX 3
INTANGIBILITY 5
CLOAK 4
Blessing of Ordo (Relaxed laws of physics, +1 to attacking chaotic beings)
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope, uranium battleaxe (+1 enemy dodge, +1 damage), basic construction equippment. In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Implants: Sensor 0, Hidden Entity Detection 0.
Novice builder: +1 to building stuff
Glowing(-1 to being sneaky, provides light. Not controllable... yet).
Driving a transforming mecha.
Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier). Location: In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Implants: Remote Camera 0, Hidden Entity Detector 0
Chief Science Officer (+1 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)
Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools. Driving an Ultravan with flight module installed. Location: In the TOAST test chamber 2, near the end.
Implants: Flight 0, Hidden Entity Detector 0
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Tehstefan: "Deflectors on! Mr. Inteuniso, I want full impulse power!"
Inteuniso: "Ageis on! Engines on!"
Qwerty: "Locked on target."
Tehstefan: "Get us into KICKASS range."
The turrets turn and begin pelting the ship with 50. cal machine gun rounds! The twin Ageises blast them out of the air as soon as they get into range!
Tehstefan: "Fire KICKASS 1-4!"
Inteuniso: "KICKASS firing!"
Four massive steel fists detatch from the ship and smash into the barricade's turrets! They explode in a shower of sparks!
Tehstefan: "One more time!"
The fists double back and make another run, this time hitting the center of the barricade. The pummeling is too much and the barricade shatters.
Everyone proceeds through the end of the wall in the Ultravan.
The voice comes on again. "Good job. Tallying points now."
Frelock: 100 points. Security level 5 awarded.
Sensei: 90 points. Security level 4 awarded.
Dragnar: 70 points. Security level 4 awarded.
Tehstefan: 120 points. Security level 5 awarded.
Qwertyuiopas: 90 points. Security level 4 awarded.
Inteuniso: 100 points. Security level 5 awarded.
"Have a nice day."
You teleport back outside. A message appears on your implant screen.
"ATTN: Report to Millitary Center. Coordinates [blah]. TI Transport System station 5."
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