Dragnar: Rocket-kill Hydralisk.
Frelock: Whittle wood while waiting for someone to get an injury
Typoman: I summon mudkip to put out the flames
Qwertyuiopas: Script a real-time overview of the servers hosting this world and the god-AIs.
Tehstefan: Try to find the head honcho here, and ask him what he knows about the corruption.
Sensei(GM'd): Enguage in MAD SCIENCE
ExKirby(GM'd): Find a way to increase security level and get More Dakka.
Inteuniso(GM'd): See if there are any engineering courses TOAST offers.
: 5
You point your rocket foot at the remaining hydralisk and fire. Roll to attack: 5! Roll to dodge: 5.
The Hydralisk effortlessly evades your rocket blast. No doubt it would have killed him instantly, but that attack isn't very effective aiming-wise.
Also, water and goo. EEEEWWWWWWW
Frelock: 6
You decide to whittle some Hydralisk into goo, which Typoman absorbs.
Typoman: 4
You effortlessly bend the energy streams and call upon Squirtle. He uses Water Gun to put out the flames. Dragnar avoids getting wet as best he can.
The Hydralisk suddenly turns into goo, no doubt due to the efforts of Frelock. As before, you absorb the raw organic material. You develop a permanent channel, leading down your arm and into your palm. You should be able to pump energy directly through this conduit. You're not totally sure what the practical applications of this are.
Roll to spot: 4!
You notice that if you hold your SDW-120 in the hand with the channel, it's eyes light up. Hmm...
Qwertyuiopas: 6
You begin scripting. Analyzing the entire scape of the simulated universe is simply impossible with the scriptgun, but you manage to code in the capability to pin down the location of corrupted entities to a 50 meter radius, within a 300 meter radius around the scriptgun. It can also give readouts on the activity levels of the god-AIs. They're very, very low.
You are tired out by the effort (-1 to next action).
Tehstefan: 5
You ask NUKM how you would get in contact with the commanding officer of the base. He explains that base operations are usually controlled by computer, with human commanders commanding multiple bases and only showing up when nessescary.
He hooks you up with the base control computer.
Command: "Command unit TOASTCMD-KRDI. What do you want."
Tehstefan: "I am Captain Tehstefan of the Starship Jefferson. I need information about the corruption that is threatening the universe and our mission."
Command: "Apologies Captain. Information above your security level."
NUKM: "NUKM-4. Override."
Command: "Override acknowledged."
Command: "Your mission is to eliminate the corrupting influence on the universe. The corruption is channeling itself through entities it has effected."
Command: "The power of the regulatory systems, "god-AIs", is greatly weakened by the presence of these corrupted entities."
Command: "These corrupted entities display very odd properties. It appears that the majority of their data links to a central entity. It could be said that the corrupted entities are "different faces of the same thing"."
Command: "The power of the god-AIs is definitely waning. Currently, they are mostly shut down existing only as unexecuting data. Adalf has decided to encrypt and store copies of all of the AIs in offline storage, only able to be accessed by physically reconnecting the data store as well as reconfiguring the software component of the network interface."
COmmand: "This indicates two things, [DATA EXPUNGED] and that Adalf is probably aware of these facts, if not in direct communication with [DATA EXPUNGED] (as he is known to be talkative, expecially with enemies he finds "worthy")."
NUKM: "NUKM-4. Override!"
Command: "NUKM-4; override rejected."
NUKM: "WHAT."
Command: "Security level [DATA EXPUNGED] required for access."
NUKM: "... That pisses me off."
NUKM: "That's not normal. I should have full access to the database."
Sensei: 2
You can't seem to come up with any MADNESS that isn't already in the TOAST Industries catalog. Damn these guys are good.
ExKirby: 3
After a bit of talking to some military boys and blasting some targets, you are given a security level upgrade and the Micro-EAGLE.
Inteuniso: 3
You take some advanced TOAST Industries system maintenance courses, and learn some valuable tips on maintaining TOAST technology. Strangely, they don't even mention the engineering computer.
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. On the ship.
Proficient in modifying, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can use on two targets in one turn)
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
SENSOR 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TACTICAL SCANNER 2
ADV. DATA INT. 2
Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword, quantum storage full of scrap, engineering computer (will give bonus to engineering tasks once you work with it a little bit), Lance, carrots and apples, longsword. On the ship.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Dabbling horsemanship.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+2 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
Implants:
AIM 5
REMOTE VIEWING 3
TI STD MIL. IMPLANT 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
Pet horse (currently mounted)
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora, bullwhip, touchstone, tinning kit, Amulet of Yendor. Location: On the ship.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+2 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Captain of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to doing anything with the Jefferson, additional +1 to navigating in particular)
Implants:
TI AIM 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
TI SENSOR 3
TI FLIGHT 4
TI TELEKINESIS 5
TI REFLEX 3
Intrinsics:
Warning
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Forcer Grapple, beam sword, Meaningless Commander's Badge, two-handed broadsword, oil lamp, Micro-EAGLE. Location: Ship.
Enhanced enhanced bone structure (+3 to blunt and crushing damage avoid) Hardened flesh (+2 to burning and projectile damage avoid)
Turret Control (+1 to manually controlling ship-mounted weaponry)
AUTOMEDICAL 2
AIM 5
FLIGHT 4
REFLEX 3
INTANGIBILITY 5
CLOAK 4
Blessing of Ordo (Relaxed laws of physics, +1 to attacking chaotic beings)
In command of 5 little robot minions:
Sawbuck: A flying robot, with a multitude of extremely sharp blades. It deals heavy slashing damage. However, it is unstable and a decent impact will send it far away.
Clanger: A small, heavy, tank-like robot, with a pair of heavy duty hydraulic pincers on its front. It deals heavy crushing damage(+1). It is highly resistant to damage, but very slow.
Zip: A small, extremely fast wheeled robot. It attacks by discharging electrical energy into its target, dealing light burn damage. It can move at extreme speed, and carry light cargo.
Bash: A mid-size, doglike robot with extremely powerful back legs. It can fling itself long distances with them. It jumps on enemies, knocking them down and dealing moderate blunt impact damage.
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope, uranium battleaxe (+1 enemy dodge, +1 damage), basic construction equipment, Nano-EAGLE, big missile launcher, 1000 gold pieces, a tin operner, a credit card, an expensive camera, hawaiian shirt. On ship.
Implants:
SENSOR 3
FLIGHT 4
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
REMOTE VIEWING 3
AIM 3
REFLEX 3
Novice builder: +1 to building stuff
Practiced aim(+1 to aiming)
Glowing(-1 to being sneaky while on).
Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier), gloves, 6 fortune cookies. On ship.
Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
Chief Science Officer (+2 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)
Understanding(
?)
Available Scripts:
Colorer
Gravity Modifier
Computer Stopper
Projectile Shield
Macguffin Detector
Status Monitor
Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools(+1 enhancement for mining, negates 1 armor when used as weapon), quantum storage full of scrap, portable bunker(hold it for a +2 to avoid damage, or plant it in the ground and create an impenetrable barrier to all projectiles coming from that direction.), coasters, cattle prod, unidentified floppies. Location: On ship.
Implants:
TI FLIGHT 4
TI HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TI CLOAK 4
TI ADV. DATA INT. 2
TI ITEM MAGNET 3
TI STASIS 3
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Enhanced Speed (+1 to reflexes and high-speed actions)
Encumbering Repair Devices (Heals 50% of incurred damage every turn, -1 to dexterous actions)
Can Fly, rockets in feet.
Pylon-link (+1 to item magnet usage when in range of pylon)
Typoman: hammer pants and polo, with a funky pen in the breast pocket. a shield made of pure, solid rage, a robe, an small shield, a mace, and a clove of garlic, and an SDW-120.
TI FLIGHT 4
TI SENSOR 3
TI AUTOMEDICAL 2
TI TACTICAL SCANNER
TI CLOAK 4
TI REMOTE VIEWING
Involuntarily absorbs organic matter and reprocesses it.
Abilities:
Exploding Van:
?
Kill It With Fire: Expel flames from the mouth.
Stains Stare: Dispel all thoughts from the target, replacing them with an intense desire for cupcakes. Effectively paralyzes the target.
Lv. 1 Summon Memetic: Call one low-level memetic being to your aid.
Permanent energy conduit leading out right hand.
Summoned entities:
Level 15 Squirtle.
Starship Jefferson:
A TOAST Industries Ultravan with:
Flight package (+VTOL enhancement),4 "KICKASS" kinetic weapons, 2 "nano-EAGLEs" on turrets, one pulse rifle on a turret, two "Phasers", two "laser machine guns", one tractor beam, two "Ageis V3s", an "energy deflector shield", three VSP-grade hyperdrives (only one can function at a time), a "TI Standard Rangercam+scanner" with a "VSP Rangercam Upgrade", a "TI Advanced Navigation/targeting system", an inertial compensator, an "all in one life-support system", a "super communicator module", a remote environmental probe (with two nano-EAGLE turrets), a void entry device, an implant installation upgrade, a TOAST construction computer, a healing turret, a TOAST weapons dispenser, a transporter, an Advanced Auto-Repair Unit, 2 Large Wall-Mount Quantum Storage Devices, a special 360 degree super-voidscanner designed by Qwertyuiopas, more comfortable seats, advanced robotic storage system, drone controller, standard automatic turret controler, fire supression system, EVA pod, advanced manuvering system.
Transforming mecha fighter attached to bottom of ship. Can now detach in the void, but has no voidscanner.
Contains:
12 Portable Temporary Auto-Repair Devices
AI called Slick. Chatting with some TOAST Industries computer systems.
Maintainance+Medical droid. Observing the medical status of the party members through the Jefferson's computer systems.
NUKM drone. Hanging out with Tehstefan, and outranking everyone.
Much miscellaneous scrap.
P.S.
I actually went on the Pokemon wiki and checked that Squirtle's level was high enough to have Water Gun. I do my homework.
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