Also... gamelon?! I think we should just skip the story for this world and kill EVERYTHING. This place is a blight upon the world!
Well, actually, everyone stopped reading the story, so I stopped writing it. After all, why put in all that symbolism and foreshadowing when noone will even pay attention to it and just kill beasts? So I just put in beasts to kill.
Also, what's your problem with this world?
And how does no one know what it is? I mean dang.
Just about all of these are
highly NSFW. Especially Swish and QuibbyJibby.
Okay, start with SwishFilmsInc, he's pretty good at sentence mixing and uses the CD-i material:
http://www.youtube.com/user/SwishFilmsinc#p/u/16/R--jGkng8To (The Cowardly King, and The King's Unreasonable Demands are exemplary performances)
QuibbyJibby is the best sentence mixer. His videos are very, very dirty though. I'm going with a slightly less controversial depiction of the King's character (but still not too dissimilar, since his depiction is the funniest).
http://www.youtube.com/user/QuibbyJibby#p/u/16/xPyXtfNt4Zc This particular video (the genre is called YouTube Poop) is one of the more random varieties, but it does show some of the King's typical behavior patterns (as well as show most of the characters you're going to be seeing).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmugYzJwl9EAnd of course, the Dinner Blaster series, featuring the King's favorite firearm.
The original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOJqsxz9xPQDinner Blaster 2, also featuring Munf Munf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvdnx0jbiK0&NR=1Dinner Blaster 0, which also features the character of Doctor Rabbit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbnLbcKZ0U&feature=relatedAlso, Dinner Blaster 9000. Not very good, I'm only including it because of the author's interpretation of the Dinner Blaster's form.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEf8fWUHljUThen there are the legendary Youtube Poopers;
Krobo,
SSBMEXPERT (Whose YTPs are also a good example of King Harkinan's character, as well as the "niche"s that YTP makers can get into, in his case Thomas the Tank Engine, as well as being almost entirely clean),
Captpan6,
Deepercutt (Spell shetvnsnitzr), WalrusGuy,
Mark3611, and the far less famous
TomServo3 (who is also a "niche" YTPer, introducing the characters of Tomas & Alfred, and Ed C**k).
Introducing the character of Dr. Rabbit is best left to the original by WalrusGuy (CHOKLIT RAIN):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oSHOGH45SMThere's some basic verbal tics that most characters have, the King says "dinner"; "MAH BOI"; "Wii"; and "All true warriors strive for", Robotnik says "PINGAS", Luigi says "Lotsa spaghetti!", Mario says "Toast", Zelda says "BUTTFATHER", Gwonam says "Squadalla!" and a whole bunch other things.