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[Schilcote]

But A is a glitch in a well known game. You could probably look up everything there is to know about it in 5 seconds on the internet.

But that's not an instruction book.

[dragnar]

Meh, oh well. When in doubt: Drill.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Find a large portable <noun>, make it very light, throw it above the opponent, make it massively heavy and have high gravity. If that doesn't work, how about a giant supersonic lovecraftian flying hydra ally?

You're going to throw a part of speech at it?

No, I just phrased it like Super Scribblenauts. "giant supersonic lovecraftian flying hydra" would work in the game unaltered, and "large portable <noun>", if <noun> was replaced with something. "Portable" being SS's definition of "can be picked up".

[tehstefan]

Uh, this thing is corruption. Now how would we get rid of it. Anyone got some good anti-virus perhaps?

Shoot at it for now!

[Schilcote]

Dragnar: When in doubt: Drill.
Qwerty: throw it
Tehstefan: Shoot at it for now!

Dragnar:

HORRIBLY. MANGLED.

Qwerty: 5

You pick up a rock and toss it at A, setting its weight super-high in mid-flight to crush it.

Roll for damage: 4

A is knocked unconcious. Or appears to be, it's stopped moving.

Tehstefan: 4

Your .44 bullets only serve to make it angry. Luckily, Qwerty dealt with it. Unluckily, Wolfchild and Dragnar are about to die.

Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Freqlock: Wriqstwatch, computer terminal, glaqsses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a qjewel-encrusted egg, a baqg which containqs a lunch and a clove oqf garlic, and a bqottle of water. On thqe ship.

Proficient in modifyiqng, and synthesizqing with haqcking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to syqnthesis at sqhort range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can usqe on two targets in one turn)
Impqlants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
SENSOR 3
HIDDqEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TAqCTICAL SCANNER 2
ADV. DATA INT. 2


Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword, quantum storage full of scrap, engineering computer (will give bonus to engineering tasks once you work with it a little bit), Lance, carrots and apples, longsword. On the ship.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Dabbling horsemanship.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+2 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
+1 to using engineering computer.
Implants:
AIM 5
REMOTE VIEWING 3
TI STD MIL. IMPLANT 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5


Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora, bullwhip, touchstone, tinning kit. Location: On the ship.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+2 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Captain of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to doing anything with the Jefferson, additional +1 to navigating in particular)
Implants:
TI AIM 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
TI SENSOR 3
TI FLIGHT 4
TI TELEKINESIS 5
TI REFLEX 3
Intrinsics:
Warning

Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier), gloves, 6 fortune cookies. On ship.

Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
Chief Science Officer (+2 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)

Understanding(?)

Available Scripts:
Colorer
Gravity Modifier
Computer Stopper
Projectile Shield
Macguffin Detector
Status Monitor
EIB Remote Access
Advanced Modification
Corruption Detector


Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools(+1 enhancement for mining, negates 1 armor when used as weapon), quantum storage full of scrap, portable bunker(hold it for a +2 to avoid damage, or plant it in the ground and create an impenetrable barrier to all projectiles coming from that direction.), coasters, cattle prod, unidentified floppies, cooked beef. Location: On ship.
Implants:
TI FLIGHT 4
TI HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TI CLOAK 4
TI ADV. DATA INT. 2
TI ITEM MAGNET 3
TI STASIS 3
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Enhanced Speed (+1 to reflexes and high-speed actions)
Encumbering Repair Devices (Heals 50% of incurred damage every turn, -1 to dexterous actions)
Can Fly, rockets in feet.
Pylon-link (+1 to item magnet usage when in range of pylon)


Typoman: hammer pants and polo, with a funky pen in the breast pocket. a shield made of pure, solid rage, a robe, an small shield, a mace, and a clove of garlic, and an SDW-120.
The Enclosed Instruction Book
TI FLIGHT 4
TI SENSOR 3
TI AUTOMEDICAL 2
TI TACTICAL SCANNER
TI CLOAK 4
TI REMOTE VIEWING
Involuntarily absorbs organic matter and reprocesses it.
Abilities:
Exploding Van: ?
Kill It With Fire: Expel flames from the mouth.
Stains Stare: Dispel all thoughts from the target, replacing them with an intense desire for cupcakes. Effectively paralyzes the target.
Lv. 1 Summon Memetic: Call one low-level memetic being to your aid.
Permanent energy conduit leading out right hand.
Summoned entities:
None.

Wolfchild: Railgun, wrench, PDA, mollecular recombinator (makes metal into ammo/machinery).
Holding 200 units of metal.
Schematics:
Additional Pylon
Construct additional pylons. Requires 200 metal.
Sentry Turret
Costs 200 metal. Create a stationary automatic turret that can be rotated.
Dispenser
Costs 100 metal. Heals anyone nearby, dispenses ammo. Automatically replentishes, or can be refilled manually.
+1 Engineering

Starship Jefferson:
A TOAST Industries Ultravan with:
Flight package (+VTOL enhancement),4 "KICKASS" kinetic weapons, 2 "nano-EAGLEs" on turrets, one pulse rifle on a turret, two "Phasers", two "laser machine guns", one tractor beam, two "Ageis V3s", an "energy deflector shield", three VSP-grade hyperdrives (only one can function at a time), a "TI Standard Rangercam+scanner" with a "VSP Rangercam Upgrade", a "TI Advanced Navigation/targeting system", an inertial compensator, an "all in one life-support system", a "super communicator module", a remote environmental probe (with two nano-EAGLE turrets), a void entry device, an implant installation upgrade, a TOAST construction computer, a healing turret, a TOAST weapons dispenser, a transporter, an Advanced Auto-Repair Unit, 2 Large Wall-Mount Quantum Storage Devices, a special 360 degree super-voidscanner designed by Qwertyuiopas, more comfortable seats, advanced robotic storage system, drone controller, standard automatic turret controller, fire suppression system, EVA pod, advanced maneuvering system.
Transforming mecha fighter attached to bottom of ship. Can now detach in the void, but has no voidscanner.
Contains:
12 Portable Temporary Auto-Repair Devices
95% Duality AI called Slick. Dead? (not likely.)
Maintenance+Medical droid.
NUKM drone.
Much miscellaneous scrap.
Heavily modified "NDY Machine". Prevents death.

Lost in a nuclear blast?

[dragnar]

Wait for repair devices to kick in...

[Schilcote]

Wait for repair devices to kick in...

You've sustained too much damage for them to repair.

[dragnar]

Just wait...

[Frelock]

Heal my wounded allies.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Write a corruption healing script, and use it on allies.

[Schilcote]

If anyone wants to join the game, do so now. I can patch you in immediately wandering in the desert.

EDIT:

Someone playing as the Influence Device from Paradroid would be cool. Flying robot mind control hat.

[tehstefan]

Uh, try and heal my comrades.

[Schilcote]

Dragnar: Just wait...
Frelock: Heal my wounded allies.
Qwerty: Write a corruption healing script, and use it on allies.
Tehstefan: Uh, try and heal my comrades.

Dragnar: 5

Frelock: 6

You frantically try to repair Dragnar anqd Wolfchild. After a few passes with a checksummy thing and stuff, you manqage to get them more or less unhoriblymangled.

Qwerty: 5

You write a script that will provide temporary protection from DC damage.

Tehstefan: 5

You wait for Frelock to heal people and stuff.
You continue towards Gravelpit.

Text:

The party arrives at Gravelpit. Everything appears deserted. There are a few simple stores here. It appears to be about a TL6-level community, although everyone seems to be gone.

Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Freqlock: Wriqstwatch, computer terminal, glaqsses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a qjewel-encrusted egg, a baqg which containqs a lunch and a clove oqf garlic, and a bqottle of water. On thqe ship.

Proficient in modifyiqng, and synthesizqing with haqcking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to syqnthesis at sqhort range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can usqe on two targets in one turn)
Impqlants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
SENSOR 3
HIDDqEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TAqCTICAL SCANNER 2
ADV. DATA INT. 2


Inteuniso: Tau armor, elfin sword, quantum storage full of scrap, engineering computer (will give bonus to engineering tasks once you work with it a little bit), Lance, carrots and apples, longsword. On the ship.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Dabbling horsemanship.
Novice Hauler (+1 to carrying stuff around)
Novice Mechanic (+2 to working with vehicles)
Cheif Engineer of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to working with the Ultravan)
+1 to using engineering computer.
Implants:
AIM 5
REMOTE VIEWING 3
TI STD MIL. IMPLANT 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5


Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora, bullwhip, touchstone, tinning kit. Location: On the ship.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
Novice driver(+1 to operating vehicles)
Novice telekeinesis-user (+2 to using telekinesis implant)
Novice Mechanic (+1 to working with vehicles)
Captain of the Starship Jefferson (+1 to doing anything with the Jefferson, additional +1 to navigating in particular)
Implants:
TI AIM 5
TI TACTICAL+ 5
TI SENSOR 3
TI FLIGHT 4
TI TELEKINESIS 5
TI REFLEX 3
Intrinsics:
Warning

Qwertyuiopas: Computer-goggles, scriptgun(loaded with gravity modifier), gloves, 6 fortune cookies. On ship.

Implants:
REMOTE VIEWING 3
HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
Chief Science Officer (+2 to using the Ultravan's sensors and computer systems, as well as generally scienceing)

Understanding(?)

Available Scripts:
Colorer
Gravity Modifier
Computer Stopper
Projectile Shield
Macguffin Detector
Status Monitor
EIB Remote Access
Advanced Modification
Corruption Detector


Dragnar: Built-in laser pistol, mining tools(+1 enhancement for mining, negates 1 armor when used as weapon), quantum storage full of scrap, portable bunker(hold it for a +2 to avoid damage, or plant it in the ground and create an impenetrable barrier to all projectiles coming from that direction.), coasters, cattle prod, unidentified floppies, cooked beef. Location: On ship.
Implants:
TI FLIGHT 4
TI HIDDEN ENTITY DETECTOR 2
TI CLOAK 4
TI ADV. DATA INT. 2
TI ITEM MAGNET 3
TI STASIS 3
Novice flier: +1 to flight with flight implant
Enhanced Speed (+1 to reflexes and high-speed actions)
Encumbering Repair Devices (Heals 50% of incurred damage every turn, -1 to dexterous actions)
Can Fly, rockets in feet.
Pylon-link (+1 to item magnet usage when in range of pylon)

Seriously Injured

Typoman: hammer pants and polo, with a funky pen in the breast pocket. a shield made of pure, solid rage, a robe, an small shield, a mace, and a clove of garlic, and an SDW-120.
The Enclosed Instruction Book
TI FLIGHT 4
TI SENSOR 3
TI AUTOMEDICAL 2
TI TACTICAL SCANNER
TI CLOAK 4
TI REMOTE VIEWING
Involuntarily absorbs organic matter and reprocesses it.
Abilities:
Exploding Van: ?
Kill It With Fire: Expel flames from the mouth.
Stains Stare: Dispel all thoughts from the target, replacing them with an intense desire for cupcakes. Effectively paralyzes the target.
Lv. 1 Summon Memetic: Call one low-level memetic being to your aid.
Permanent energy conduit leading out right hand.
Summoned entities:
None.

Wolfchild: Railgun, wrench, PDA, mollecular recombinator (makes metal into ammo/machinery).
Holding 200 units of metal.
Schematics:
Additional Pylon
Construct additional pylons. Requires 200 metal.
Sentry Turret
Costs 200 metal. Create a stationary automatic turret that can be rotated.
Dispenser
Costs 100 metal. Heals anyone nearby, dispenses ammo. Automatically replentishes, or can be refilled manually.
+1 Engineering

Seriously Injured

Starship Jefferson:
A TOAST Industries Ultravan with:
Flight package (+VTOL enhancement),4 "KICKASS" kinetic weapons, 2 "nano-EAGLEs" on turrets, one pulse rifle on a turret, two "Phasers", two "laser machine guns", one tractor beam, two "Ageis V3s", an "energy deflector shield", three VSP-grade hyperdrives (only one can function at a time), a "TI Standard Rangercam+scanner" with a "VSP Rangercam Upgrade", a "TI Advanced Navigation/targeting system", an inertial compensator, an "all in one life-support system", a "super communicator module", a remote environmental probe (with two nano-EAGLE turrets), a void entry device, an implant installation upgrade, a TOAST construction computer, a healing turret, a TOAST weapons dispenser, a transporter, an Advanced Auto-Repair Unit, 2 Large Wall-Mount Quantum Storage Devices, a special 360 degree super-voidscanner designed by Qwertyuiopas, more comfortable seats, advanced robotic storage system, drone controller, standard automatic turret controller, fire suppression system, EVA pod, advanced maneuvering system.
Transforming mecha fighter attached to bottom of ship. Can now detach in the void, but has no voidscanner.
Contains:
12 Portable Temporary Auto-Repair Devices
95% Duality AI called Slick. Dead? (not likely.)
Maintenance+Medical droid.
NUKM drone.
Much miscellaneous scrap.
Heavily modified "NDY Machine". Prevents death.

Lost in a nuclear blast?

[Frelock]

Find a vehicle to commandeer

[qwertyuiopas]

>Search for anything interesting, such as hints about why it is unpopulated. Or shiny weapons.