ExKirby: Fire a blank (with the TIRE around? Yeah right.)
tehstefan: Get used to my awesomeness of having a leg and working arms, then readjust my fedora. For good effect.
inteuniso: Fire my pulse rifle in the air! (see ExKirby)
Frelock: Heal ExKirby's ribs. (I just had ribs for dinner.)
Sensei: Ask the TIRE about employment opportunities.
qwertyuiopas: Chat with Sensei
dragnar: I'll scavenge any materials I can find while everyone else figures out where to go.
: 4
You load up your blanks and fire off a few rounds into the sky. It seems to only midly annoy the TIRE. You may have attracted the attention of... other things...
tehstefan: 5
You work the leg Frelock so kindly applied for you, and discover that you seem to have increased range of motion in your legs! You get a Leg Dexterity Bonus (+1 to running and jumping)
Frelock: 6
Looking at the mathematical representations of ExKirby's ribcage on your screens, you realize that there are a few relatively minor modifications you could make to dramatically increase the compressive resistance of human bone. You set to work, but ExKirby dosn't seem to enjoy the process one bit. He gives in to pain and passes out, but his bone structure is much tougher now (-1 to enemy attack rolls). The TIRE offers to show you the free publicly available TOAST Industries Medical Booth system.
inteuniso: 2
You get out your weapon, but think better of discharging it into the ceiling. The TIRE would probably be quite annoyed, and you can't quite forget the "slow and painfull death" that the welcome message mentioned...
Sensei: 4
You ask the TIRE if there's any problems that you can help with. "TOAST Industries would be glad to hire you part or full time. If I may escort you to the implantation booth, we can install a standard TOAST implant (it's mandatory for all personnel, even just janitors, it functions as an ID and it's necessary to operate a lot of TOAST equipment or get more advanced implants) and give you the basic TOAST training and entrance exam. You can all apply and take the test as a group, if you so desire..."
qwerty: 2
The man with the glasses is too busy talking with the robot to talk to you at the moment.
dragnar: You search the room, but you find nothing. As if reading your mind, the TIRE says "You can find construction supplies all over the TOAST facilities, after all, we are an R&D company. You'll need to become an employee and get a basic implant (or perhaps, in your case, a few TOAST program modules...) to use any of the resources or equipment."
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. In the TOAST Reception area.
Proficient in modifying, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Advanced in healing (+2, can use on two targets in one turn)
Inteuniso: Tau armor, pulse rifle, elfin sword. In the TOAST Reception area.
Dabbling swordsmanship.
Dabbling dancing.
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora. In the TOAST Reception area.
Agile (+1 to running and jumping).
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Meaningless Commander's Badge. In the TOAST Reception area.
Enhanced bone structure (-1 to enemy damage roll)
Hoarse (-1 to command for 4 turns)
Unconcious (-2 to everything, failguard)
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope, uranium battleaxe (+1 enemy dodge, +1 damage). In the TOAST reception area.
Glowing(-1 to being sneaky, provides light. Not controllable... yet).
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