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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 149545 times)

EagleV

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #990 on: May 11, 2010, 02:45:19 pm »

YOu're still undeer the clockstop, so do that fighting practice!
It'd be more of a loose handgun though. Btw, I suggest we upgrade and reprogram our Anklebiter to have basic AI functions, since we now have improved programming knowledge. The extra mental speed will likely help.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #991 on: May 11, 2010, 02:58:25 pm »

YOu're still undeer the clockstop, so do that fighting practice!
It'd be more of a loose handgun though. Btw, I suggest we upgrade and reprogram our Anklebiter to have basic AI functions, since we now have improved programming knowledge. The extra mental speed will likely help.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #992 on: May 11, 2010, 03:00:12 pm »

YOu're still undeer the clockstop, so do that fighting practice!
It'd be more of a loose handgun though. Btw, I suggest we upgrade and reprogram our Anklebiter to have basic AI functions, since we now have improved programming knowledge. The extra mental speed will likely help.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #993 on: May 11, 2010, 03:57:46 pm »

YOu're still undeer the clockstop, so do that fighting practice!
It'd be more of a loose handgun though. Btw, I suggest we upgrade and reprogram our Anklebiter to have basic AI functions, since we now have improved programming knowledge. The extra mental speed will likely help.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #994 on: May 11, 2010, 04:11:32 pm »

NO LUNCH ALLOWED

QUOTE PYRAMID WILL FORM IN ABSENCE

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #995 on: May 11, 2010, 04:27:42 pm »

Lacking a suitable thing against which to practice 20-times-accelerated-brainmeats martial arts, you reprogram the Anklebiter. The keys feel a little sluggish - if you had a keyboard designed for use at this speed it would be easier, obviously, but this will do for now.

You have a new artificial intelligence - not a true one, but an autonomous program with a set of routines. It can't learn, not yet, but it can react in a rudimentary manner to most major stimuli it's likely to come across, and you have behavior routines for assault, defense, retreat, and distraction coded. And all done by...

7:24:56

Drinking two doses of raw Clockstop straight probably wasn't such a good idea.

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Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:
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Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3.3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2.1), PROGRAMMING (2.3)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1.3), CHEMISTRY (level 0.9)
- Formulae: 4
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- Inventions: 9
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Health:
- No wounds
- Clockstop [Stimulant+Reactant+Stable+Reactant] in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

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Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

Locations:
Los Angeles, United States: Slum Basement Lab, Scrapyard, Pawn Shop, Dollar Store, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Cheap Grocery Store, UCLA, USC

Organizations: Gangs in the Location1:SlumBasementLab Area, the University System
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xtank5

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #996 on: May 11, 2010, 04:31:58 pm »

Ponder other possible lab locations in case we have to vacate.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #997 on: May 11, 2010, 04:36:16 pm »

If there were better locations than this shithole available right now you'd be there instead of here.
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #998 on: May 11, 2010, 04:37:35 pm »

Just other locations. They can be worse.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #999 on: May 11, 2010, 04:37:58 pm »

I said other, not better.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1000 on: May 11, 2010, 04:42:25 pm »

Agreed. Also, let's get something like Rohypnol for the alert guard of the junkyard.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1001 on: May 11, 2010, 04:43:22 pm »

How about if we go to a pawn shop, sell our books and then buy something?
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1002 on: May 11, 2010, 04:48:20 pm »

Or we could sleep, clockstop would wear off and we would be nice and rested, also if we can, mix some more clockstop and store it in a small flask that we can conviniently carry with us, but dillute it a bit, 10x the speed is plenty for almost any trouble we might face
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1003 on: May 11, 2010, 04:49:46 pm »

Adding a stable would probably do it. Or not add the last reactive.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1004 on: May 11, 2010, 06:18:11 pm »

Adding water will reduce the strength. Toying with formulas will generally give different results.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I
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