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EagleV

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #855 on: May 08, 2010, 03:01:18 am »
Google whatever PROGRAMMING code you can think off that you don't know how to do it yet, read it, try to understand it. Time how long it takes you to read so we know hyow strong the Clockstop is. It should probably be near your normal reading time/20, so that means we can read through and understand a complex program in a few minutes!
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There are three things you must learn if you wish to defeat me, my young pupil. First, you must look within yourself and find your core of strength. Second, your mind and body must be in perfect unison. Third...
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Third, stop listening when you should be fighting.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #856 on: May 08, 2010, 03:02:11 am »
Oh that's a good point, you can usually scroll much faster than you can read, so yeah, do that. Use our Clockstop POWER to enhance our knowledge by reading shit on the intertubes. (Assuming we have intertubes on our laptop. We may not.)
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #857 on: May 08, 2010, 03:03:24 am »
You have found yourself foiled by the fact that you're squatting in a crappy tenement. No such luck.
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EagleV

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #858 on: May 08, 2010, 03:04:52 am »
In that case, open whatever system files you find on your pc with notepad or any kind of cat program. Some of them should at least be barely readable.
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There are three things you must learn if you wish to defeat me, my young pupil. First, you must look within yourself and find your core of strength. Second, your mind and body must be in perfect unison. Third...
*WHACK*
Third, stop listening when you should be fighting.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #859 on: May 08, 2010, 03:28:30 am »
Quote from: EagleV on May 08, 2010, 03:04:52 am
In that case, open whatever system files you find on your pc with notepad or any kind of cat program. Some of them should at least be barely readable.


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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #860 on: May 08, 2010, 09:00:13 am »
Make a mental list of every fool that needs to be shown...
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #861 on: May 08, 2010, 09:33:38 am »
Quote from: RAM on May 08, 2010, 09:00:13 am
Make a mental list of every fool that needs to be shown...
No, that would be stupid. We don't have time to think about 7 billion people.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #862 on: May 08, 2010, 09:34:46 am »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 08, 2010, 09:33:38 am
Quote from: RAM on May 08, 2010, 09:00:13 am
Make a mental list of every fool that needs to be shown...
No, that would be stupid. We don't have time to think about 7 billion people.

Do you realize the rate our brain is working?! We could do it in seconds!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #863 on: May 08, 2010, 09:35:23 am »
Quote from: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 09:34:46 am
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 08, 2010, 09:33:38 am
Quote from: RAM on May 08, 2010, 09:00:13 am
Make a mental list of every fool that needs to be shown...
No, that would be stupid. We don't have time to think about 7 billion people.

Do you realize the rate our brain is working?! We could do it in seconds!

We're only working at 20x speed, not 20,000x speed :P
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #864 on: May 08, 2010, 09:36:53 am »
Quote from: Neruz on May 08, 2010, 09:35:23 am
Quote from: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 09:34:46 am
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 08, 2010, 09:33:38 am
Quote from: RAM on May 08, 2010, 09:00:13 am
Make a mental list of every fool that needs to be shown...
No, that would be stupid. We don't have time to think about 7 billion people.

Do you realize the rate our brain is working?! We could do it in seconds!

We're only working at 20x speed, not 20,000x speed :P

Close enough!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #865 on: May 08, 2010, 11:27:54 am »
We could think about how we'll design our new AI later.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #866 on: May 08, 2010, 12:22:31 pm »
Use our perfect reflexes and dexterity to practice matrix-like karate moves. Because all mad scientists are massive geeks, and we just activated bullet-time.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #867 on: May 08, 2010, 12:24:13 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on May 08, 2010, 12:22:31 pm
Use our perfect reflexes and dexterity to practice matrix-like karate moves. Because all mad scientists are massive geeks, and we just activated bullet-time.

THIS!
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #868 on: May 08, 2010, 01:02:09 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 12:24:13 pm
Quote from: dragnar on May 08, 2010, 12:22:31 pm
Use our perfect reflexes and dexterity to practice matrix-like karate moves. Because all mad scientists are massive geeks, and we just activated bullet-time.

THIS!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #869 on: May 08, 2010, 01:13:30 pm »
Speak. Say anything. See if our voice sounds bass or normal. Then toss something and try to catch it. Then let's start mixing up some new drugs!


Can we sell this one? It kinda seems like somthing a druggie would love to have. Somthing that makes everything slo-mo? Hells yeah!
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