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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 147135 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #120 on: March 26, 2010, 09:54:31 pm »

You don't have the skill in PROGRAMMING to make intelligence enhancers for your robots and lack the skill in BIOLOGY, KILLBOTICS, and PROGRAMMING to even know where to begin on an intelligence enhancer for a human. Besides, you're a GENIUS! You don't need that! Selling to the government or working for a corporation, however would mean they recognize your skills... right? RIGHT!?

OF COURSE YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

But even a GENIUS can't make something from nothing. Grimacing at the cold, you move up to the building above, unbarring the door and gently closing it behind you. You somehow inexplicably carry all your things with you unencumbered as you walk out.

One of the other squatters, a small black child with a missing front tooth, waves cheerily at you. His name is Jason. His parents live here, as do several other squatters, including yourself, but only he goes near your workshop. You have an understanding with the other "tenants," that they don't bother you and you keep the furnace running.

You begin moving around. Wherever your boots fall on the hardwood floor, the loud stomping noise indicates to the tenants not to be near you. A cursory scouting run yields the following:

Items:
- Ruler [x1]
- Black Sharpie [x1]
- Switchblade [x1]

Parts:
- Rusted Metal Bucket [x1]
- Rusted Metal Pipe [x3]
- Metal Pipe [x4]
- Short Cloth Rope [x6]
- Nylon Rope [x2]
- Rusted Metal Bar [x2]
- Metal Bar [x2]
- Thumbtack [x8]
- Pushpin [x7]

Chemicals:
- Depressant [x3]
- Stimulant [x3]
- Hallucinogen [x1]

-=-

Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:
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Chemicals:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Parts:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0), PROGRAMMING (level 0)
- Formulas: None yet! Go perform some SCIENCE!
- Inventions: 1
= The Anklebiter: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 4 Wheels (Small), 1 Electric Motor, 1 Digital Camera, 3 Copper Wire. 1(x) Attack <Stabbing>, 1 Defense, 2 Movement

Health:
- No wounds
- No drugs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

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Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Chemistry Set (Portable)
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Criptfeind

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #121 on: March 26, 2010, 10:00:07 pm »

Gather them up and bring them back.

Work on a assassin bot.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #122 on: March 26, 2010, 10:01:17 pm »

You pass by. That kid is still out there. He waves to you again as you head in.

You suspect you don't have the programming skill for an assassin bot yet.
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Diakron

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #123 on: March 26, 2010, 10:03:48 pm »

Talk to Jason, ask if he knows where any spare parts are or chemicals
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #124 on: March 26, 2010, 10:06:15 pm »

I was thinking spy bot with the ability to stab with a thumb tack really.

Talk to Jason, ask if he knows where any spare parts are or chemicals
Not chemicals, that will only get him to distrust us, ask after parts.
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Diakron

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #125 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:39 pm »

i meant like cleaners and stuff, you can make flashbangs with aluminum and pipe cleaner, chlorine gas with 2 pipe cleaners if ones base and another acid.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #126 on: March 26, 2010, 10:12:35 pm »

i meant like cleaners and stuff, you can make flashbangs with aluminum and pipe cleaner, chlorine gas with 2 pipe cleaners if ones base and another acid.
You're expecting way more actual science than this game is going to contain. <_<
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Diakron

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #127 on: March 26, 2010, 10:15:45 pm »

nah i was just saying, household chemicals are noticed by kids so ask him for them
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #128 on: March 26, 2010, 10:23:50 pm »

Sell off a few parts at a flea market for a small sum of cash, then use cash to purchase more chemicals. Also, use some acid to de-rust your stuff for a bit of Chemistry skill.
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dragnar

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #129 on: March 26, 2010, 10:33:08 pm »

make some drug to sell to the druggies that probably live here with us
I recommend this, with one slight change: instead of demanding money, force them to become our first minions. No mad scientist is complete without his minions!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #130 on: March 26, 2010, 10:33:28 pm »

Fashion a Metal Propeller from Tin Plate using your Tools.  Then Experiment with HTML on your Outdated Laptop.  Try making a homepage for yourself so that you can make a website when you finally do get an Internet connection.  (Seriously tho, you don't need Internet to program in HTML, just a browser and text editor)  Attempt to establish a connection to any Wireless Networks in the area.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #131 on: March 26, 2010, 10:39:04 pm »

It's currently night. You'll visit the flea market tomorrow if you're so inclined. While you try to make up your mind about what to ask Jason, you clean the rust off with your Acid. A quick glance in the Chem book confirms that your idea works.

You apply the acid with your Amateur Chemistry Set, applying small amounts, then wiping the new compound off with a scrap of cloth too small to be good for much else you find on the floor, leaving you with fresh metal.

Lost:
- Rusted Metal Bucket [x1]
- Rusted Metal Pipe [x3]
- Rusted Metal Bar [x2]
- Acid [x6]

Gained:
- Metal Bucket [x1]
- Metal Pipe [x3]
- Metal Bar [x2]

Your CHEMISTRY is getting better. You even remembered how to do that without the book! You still have to consult it, however, to figure out what to do. You determine you can use your Reactives with Hallucinogens, Stimulants, or Depressants for some fast results, with some CHEMISTRY book assistance.

You make the following formulae:
Stimulant + Reactive = Hallucinogen
Depressant + Reactive = Sedative
Hallucinogen + Reactive = ?

Unfortunately, you can't quite figure that last one out. Also, dealing to your neighbors requires your neighbors being willing to come near you. And accept drugs from a guy in a white lab coat, safety goggles, and a goatee.

You recall you wanted to do something about Jason but you can't remember what....

-=-

Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parts:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chemicals:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0), PROGRAMMING (level 0)
- Formulas: None yet! Go perform some SCIENCE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- Inventions: 1
= The Anklebiter: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 4 Wheels (Small), 1 Electric Motor, 1 Digital Camera, 3 Copper Wire. 1(x) Attack <Stabbing>, 1 Defense, 2 Movement
= Aerial Spybot: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 2 Metal Propeller, 1 Tin Plate, 1 Digital Camera, 2 Small Electric Motors, 1 Solder, 2 Copper Wire. 0 attack, 1 defense, 3 movement (flight)

Health:
- No wounds
- No drugs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

Negligible Fame
Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Chemistry Set (Portable)

(Also there was a second bukkit inexplicably in your inventory last time. Ignore that)
(e: Added your formulae)
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 11:12:59 pm by Pandarsenic »
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #132 on: March 26, 2010, 10:59:17 pm »

HE CAN BE OUR DRUG RUNNER!

Go ask Jason if he knows of anyone who is looking to "score" some drugs.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #133 on: March 26, 2010, 10:59:38 pm »

Quote
Hallucinogen + Reactive = ?
Well then, we must try this out immediately. Safety precautions/knowing what you are doing are for non-mad scientists.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #134 on: March 26, 2010, 11:00:38 pm »

We need:
  • Better equipment
  • More parts
  • Practice/skillups
To satisfy all three, I recommend we build a non-harmful consumer bot like helper-bot, and sell it tomorrow. Maybe get a company sponsor out of it.. that will show those fools at the university.

             
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