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[Pandarsenic]

You try speaking. It's difficult. You're not sure how long to draw each sound out.

"whatdoyouwantdoyouhavealensforapeepholebyanychance"

[maxicaxi]

what happens ?

[RAM]

Time passes...

[Pandarsenic]

There's no response.

Or you're just not waiting long enough.

You're not sure and you don't really care which.

[Cheddarius]

Do you have a watch or clock? Look at it, count to 10 seconds in your head, then look at it again. If it's less than a second, try with 30 seconds or a minute.


EDIT: Also.
Play I Want To Be The Guy and win it.

[Pandarsenic]

No watch. The clock is on your laptop, which is over to the side plugged into a wall socket.

[Cheddarius]

Fine, do that. We'll walk over there in half a second anyway.

[Blargityblarg]

Ched: We already know that we're thinking (but not moving) at 20X usual rate. Your suggestions seem to be leaning towards figuring that out.

[Neruz]

Count to 100 in head, if no response by then, open door.

[Pandarsenic]

You count to about 30 before you lose patience and drag the door open.

"Yyyyyyyyyyooooooooo, ooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllldddddddddd mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,"

Old! You're not old! Why would he think that? Is it the goatee? That Philistine! The goatee gives you an appearance fitting your noble- ah, unless he merely means relative to himself? It's two of your neighbors, both notably younger than you - most likely no older than 18.

"Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'vvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddd sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....."

You notice a baseball bat in the hand of the farther one. The closer one has, tucked into his jeans, but over a white muscle shirt - clearly meant to be displayed - a Heckler & Koch USP, safetied. Not a cheap pistol. Rugged, reliable, fires 9x19 mm Parabellum rounds.

Well now.

[Neruz]

Dammit, this is when we need the physical clockstop.

[Pandarsenic]

Dammit, this is when we need the physical clockstop.

:3

[Karnewarrior]

Say "Welcome to the matrix, bitches" and steal Retard one's gun.

[Pandarsenic]

"Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gggggggggggggggoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

[EagleV]

Take care to pronounce every sound very slowly. "Hey guys, calm down. You'll like what I am doing here. See this stuff I'm hopping on? It's like speed but twenty times stronger. Come back tomorrow, you get some free, and you stop caring about what I do here, okay?"

Make mental note: two test animals are coming tomorrow, prepare random chemicals and make sure we have enough sedatives ready.