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[Sensei]

We should use this drug for our super-snipers later. Also don't rely on it ourselves- this is basically just overclocking our brain 20x. What happens when you do that to your CPU? We don't know how durable our neuron pathways are. Granted, they might be invincible, since this is a game of SCIENCE! and that would be brutally realistic, but still.

[Pandarsenic]

Look out the peep hole.

This. Once we know what we're dealing with, we can begin to plan our next action.

It's the door to a basement. It doesn't have a peephole.

[Diablous]

Then just open it!

[Karnewarrior]

Knock. Back.

[xtank5]

Yell "Who is it?"  If no answer, open door cautiously.

[Neruz]

Look out the peep hole.

This. Once we know what we're dealing with, we can begin to plan our next action.

It's the door to a basement. It doesn't have a peephole.

Grab drill.

Rectify situation.

[Diablous]

Yell "Who is it?"  If no answer, open door cautiously.

Do this. Ignore others.

[dragnar]

Yell "Who is it?"  If no answer, open door cautiously.

Do this. Ignore others.

Yes. Before we get stuck standing in one spot discussing it for weeks again.(though that would accurately simulate how much faster we are thinking right now)

[RedWarrior0]

Look out the peep hole.

This. Once we know what we're dealing with, we can begin to plan our next action.

It's the door to a basement. It doesn't have a peephole.

Grab drill.

Rectify situation.

This. Playing to the alignment, people.

[dragnar]

Look out the peep hole.

This. Once we know what we're dealing with, we can begin to plan our next action.

It's the door to a basement. It doesn't have a peephole.

Grab drill.

Rectify situation.

This. Playing to the alignment, people.

Which would be what exactly? Chaotic evil? or perhaps the more specific alignment Mad SCIENCE!

[GlyphGryph]

I believe the alignment at this point is "problem solver".

Okay, I'mma gonna go with ignoring it. I can see no possible way there is anything good that could come from answering it. We are certainly not expecting company, thats for sure. If they really want us to answer they would announce themselves, not just knock.

Wait, actually, yeah, answer it. BUT have the anklebiter ready to go in case shit gets real.

[Neruz]

We are aligned MAD SCIENCE! Upon discovering that our door lacks a peephole, the appropriate MAD SCIENCE! action is to drill one.


Think about it; you walk up to a Mad Scientist's house, knock on the door, you hear some banging and thumping, and then a whirring noise followed shortly by a small drillbit coming through the door. It punches through, then pulls back into the door and a crazed eye peers out at you.

[dragnar]

Think about it; you walk up to a Mad Scientist's house, knock on the door, you hear some banging and thumping, and then a whirring noise followed shortly by a small drillbit coming through the door. It punches through, then pulls back into the door and a crazed eye peers out at you.

...That's just crazy enough to be awesome. Ours is the drill that shall pierce the door!

My vote is changed.

[Pandarsenic]

You pull a power drill from your toolkit as you go by it and drill a hole in the door. The process takes ages, but you get the satisfaction of hearing two surprised shouts from behind the door. You set the drill down on a table and peer through. You think you see one or two people outside. Frankly, you'd need an actual lens on that for it to work in a decent manner.

[Neruz]

Ask the people what they want and if they have a lens suitable for a peephole.