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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 147411 times)

dragnar

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #840 on: May 07, 2010, 10:44:12 pm »

Drink
No. Just, no. At best we would be looking at a Jekyll and Hyde situation. More likely worse.

Pour a small amount of the concoction on the rat. For SCIENCE! of course.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #841 on: May 07, 2010, 10:46:57 pm »

Code: [Select]
On the rat: 1
In the rat when it recovers from the Hallu+Reac: 1
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!: 1
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #842 on: May 07, 2010, 10:55:05 pm »

DRINK IT! FOR SCIENCE!

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #843 on: May 07, 2010, 11:07:39 pm »

On the rat.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #844 on: May 07, 2010, 11:08:17 pm »

Code: [Select]
On the rat: 2
In the rat when it recovers from the Hallu+Reac: 1
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!: 2+Chuck Norris
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #845 on: May 07, 2010, 11:21:45 pm »

DRINK IT! FOR SCIENCE!
I would argue that that is a suicidal course of action... but if if it's for SCIENCE I cannot complain! Not that I'm changing my vote.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #846 on: May 07, 2010, 11:25:36 pm »

True science operates not on logic or reason, but on SCIENCE!

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #847 on: May 08, 2010, 01:03:59 am »

The chemical description makes me think of an anabolic spray of some sort - a stimulant that you can just apply to the skin, and hulk out. So, +1 to On The Rat.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #848 on: May 08, 2010, 01:54:09 am »

Only if the rat is then unleashed upon the unwitting populace...
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #849 on: May 08, 2010, 02:14:11 am »

Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #850 on: May 08, 2010, 02:37:04 am »

You eye it carefully. Should you?

No, that goes against basic safety... but the rat is still occupied...

...

FOR SCIENCE!

You pick up the beaker, slam it gently (so as not to break it) against the table, and chug the whole solution.

You glance around - you don't notice any difference. You decide to go to-

Huh...?

Your body is so sluggish to respond. It even feels like your eyes are lagging a bit. You try to raise your hand - it's as if it's moving in slow motion. Everything is so slow! It's frustrating, irritating, it... wait...

On a hunch, you double click the clock on your laptop. It feels like it takes ages.

7:14:01

One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen... fourteen... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... eighteen... nineteen... twenty....

7:14:02

-=-

Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:
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Parts:
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Chemicals:
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Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2), PROGRAMMING (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0)
- Formulae: 4
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- Inventions: 9
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Health:
- No wounds
- Clockstop [Stimulant+Reactant+Stable+Reactant] in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

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Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

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« Last Edit: May 08, 2010, 02:52:54 am by Pandarsenic »
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #851 on: May 08, 2010, 02:43:31 am »

Sweet, it's a mental accelerant! That will come in handy if we can also find a physical accelerant.


Note down mental accelerant formula, sit on chair and time how long it lasts.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #852 on: May 08, 2010, 02:53:57 am »

You scribble down the formula. As you time the duration of the effects, you decide to name it Clockstop because this is TAKING FOREVER. You note down the start time and decide what to do while under its effects.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #853 on: May 08, 2010, 02:59:33 am »

Well our mind is going really fast, but everything else is normal speed, so all there really is to do is think really hard about stuff.

Do some thinking.

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #854 on: May 08, 2010, 03:00:24 am »

You think about how boring not having a topic to think about is.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I
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