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[xtank5]

[Diablous]

Bah, who needs "safety precautions"?!

It's easier to do science if we aren't in a burn ward. Or worse.

[dragnar]

Bah, who needs "safety precautions"?!

It's easier to do science if we aren't in a burn ward. Or worse.

I understand your argument, and I shall counter with awesome:

[Neruz]

Hold 2 test tubes in each hand.

Set up funnel over fifth tube.

POUR!

[Pandarsenic]

Sooooo have we decided our actual procedure yet? ._.

Do a codevote or something

[RedWarrior0]

Get a bunch of silicon and wire up a computer U.

Also, I wholly support the "all at one" plan.

[Pandarsenic]

You clear your workbench and lay your chemistry set out. Then you realize you don't need most of it and reduce it to a funnel leading into a beaker and four test tubes. You keep a couple smaller beakers to the side.

Put yer goddamn votes in. This is democratic SCIENCE! we have here.

[xtank5]

Stimulant first, then reactive then stable, then the other reactive.

That.

[RedWarrior0]

A job with the SCP Foundation must be in the long-term goals.

[xtank5]

Yes.  SCP-004, SCP-028, SCP-044, and SCP-062 would be very awesome to get our hands on.  However, for now let's concentrate on:
 

Stimulant first, then reactive then stable, then the other reactive.

That.

And:

Code: (Stuff we should do Now:) [Select]

-Sleep.
-Mix Reactive and sedative.
-Sell PROGRAMMING textbook at Pawn Shop.
-Code a basic AI.

Code: (Stuff we should do Later:) [Select]

-Scout Pawn Shop for supplies.
-Loot military Junkyard.
-Obtain backpack or duffel bag.
-Loot tech businesses dumpsters.
-When it's garbage day, scrounge for materials/supplies.  (Broken stereos, filing cabinets [For the sheet metal you see], etc...)
-Get civilian clothes (To blend in)
-Go to library, get library card, surf interwubs, get SCIENCE books.

[Karnewarrior]

when done with the concoction, code the most advanced program you can, doing everything you can think of, just for practice.

[Pandarsenic]

"Two by two, hands of blue," you sing happily as you strap latex gloves on. "Time for SCIENCE! now."

You pour in the stimulant; the reactant follows shortly. You can almost visualize the bonds forming and breaking as you add the stable; that should form a reasonably safe base for the last reactant...

You pour it in and duck for cover. For SCIENCE.

When the concoction fails to explode, you look in a mirror you have for such occasions and see the solution has settled.

You don't know what it does, but it has settled.

Now what?

-=-

Wearing:
- White Lab Coat of SCIENCE!
- Safety Goggles of SCIENCE!
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Black Boots of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!

Inventory:

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- Gasoline (1 gallon) [x4] <Non-portable>
- Soldering Equipment [x1]
- Tools [x1]
- Water Bottle [x2]
- Books [CHEMISTRY x1, PROGRAMMING x1]
- Amateur Chemistry Set [x1]
- Outdated Laptop [x1]
- Ruler [x1]
- Black Sharpie [x1]
- Switchblade [x1]

Parts:

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- Remote [x1]
- Small Electric Motor [x1]
- Copper Wire [x32]
- Metal Propeller [x1]
- Remote Control Car Chassis [x1]
- Solder [x7]
- Plastic Wheel [x4]
- Tin Plate [x3]
- Spoon [x1]
- Metal Pipe [x7]
- Short Cloth Rope [x6]
- Nylon Rope [x2]
- Metal Bar [x4]
- Thumbtack [x2]
- Pushpin [x7]
- Rudimentary Control Unit [x1]
- Basic Circuitry [x3]
- Simple Circuitry [x2]
- Average Circuitry [x1]
- Cloth [x15]
- Leather [x4]

Chemicals:

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- Reactive [x7]
- Stable [x9]
- Acid [x4]
- Base [x10]
- Hallucinogen [x1]
- Depressant [x8]
- Stimulant [x7]
- Sedative [x3]
- Stimulant+Reactive+Stable+Reactive=? [x2 in one container]

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2), PROGRAMMING (level 2)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1), CHEMISTRY (level 0)
- Formulae: 3

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- Stimulant + Reactive = Hallucinogen
- Depressant + Reactive = Sedative
- Hallucinogen + Reactive = ? (Test 1: Rat reacted with intense fear upon oral application)

- Inventions: 9

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Assorted Items and Parts:
= Lame Rat Trap: 1 Bucket, 1 Stick (or similar item), 1 Rope, 1 Food Sample
= Lame Rat Container: 1 Bucket, 1 Small Metal Plate, Weight
= Makeshift Mold Tank: 1 Bottle, 1 Cloth, 1 Moldy Food Sample or Mold Sample. Needs warm, damp, poorly ventilated location
= Rudimentary Control Unit: Simple Circuitry, 1 Basic Circuitry, 1 Copper Wire, 1 Solder
= Control Unit: 2 Basic Circuitry, 1 Copper Wire, 1 Solder
= Small Motor: 1 Simple Circuitry (or better), 2 Copper Wire, 1 Solder, 1 Small Casing
= Simple silent alarm: 1 Control Rudimentary Control Unit, 1 Copper Wire
KILLBOTICS:
= The Anklebiter: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 4 Wheels (Small), 1 Electric Motor, 1 Digital Camera, 3 Copper Wire, up to 4 stabbing weapons. 1(x) Attack <Stabbing>, 1 Defense, 2 Movement
==Modification: Spiked Koopa Status: 6 Thumbtacks, 1 Solder, +1 Defense, cannot be grabbed by enemies in combat
= Aerial Spybot: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 2 Metal Propeller, 1 Tin Plate, 1 Digital Camera, 2 Small Electric Motors, 1 Solder, 2 Copper Wire. 0 attack, 1 defense, 3 movement (flight)

Health:
- No wounds
- No drugs in system
- Well fed, well-hydrated

Negligible Fame
Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

Locations:
Los Angeles, United States: Slum Basement Lab, Scrapyard, Pawn Shop, Dollar Store, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Cheap Grocery Store, UCLA, USC

[xtank5]

Observe the rat.  If it has recovered from our previous tests, maybe we could test our new chemical on it.

Code: (Stuff we should do Now:) [Select]

-Sleep.
-Observe rat.
-Mix Reactive and sedative.
-Sell PROGRAMMING textbook at Pawn Shop.
-Code a basic AI.

Code: (Stuff we should do Later:) [Select]

-Scout Pawn Shop for supplies.
-Loot military Junkyard.
-Obtain backpack or duffel bag.
-Loot tech businesses dumpsters.
-When it's garbage day, scrounge for materials/supplies.  (Broken stereos, filing cabinets [For the sheet metal you see], etc...)
-Get civilian clothes (To blend in)
-Go to library, get library card, surf interwubs, get SCIENCE books.

[Karnewarrior]

Drink

[Pandarsenic]

You can scratch the civvie clothing off the list, by the way. You already have that. Things you would logically have you'll find in your lab.

The rat has not yet recovered.