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xtank5

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1440 on: July 01, 2010, 03:21:46 pm »

I would like to apologize for dicking with the system.  I just wanted to get something set so we could get an update.  Sorry.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1441 on: July 01, 2010, 03:25:39 pm »

Gah.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1442 on: July 01, 2010, 03:36:56 pm »

Your apology is appreciated. Now that I have some food in me, update is inbound. :D
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1443 on: July 01, 2010, 03:49:51 pm »

Your apology is appreciated. Now that I have some food in me, update is inbound. :D
Good.
(Can anybody think of a mad scientist cheer? Sort of like "Hurray" or "Yay.")
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1444 on: July 01, 2010, 03:52:30 pm »

Huzzah? Or perhaps "Inglorious!" :P
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1445 on: July 01, 2010, 03:53:34 pm »

"For SCIENCE!!"
"SCIENCE!! Prevails!"
"Huzzah, SCIENCE!!"

Use big words and throw in SCIENCE!! and you're done. Also
Hurrah, update!
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1446 on: July 01, 2010, 03:56:10 pm »

The thing is, a scientist doesn't say things like Hurrah, Yay, or even Huzzah. I think that we are more of a "IT'S ALIVE!!!" kind of scientist. Coupled with lots of mad laughter.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1447 on: July 01, 2010, 04:13:31 pm »

I'd say mad laugher is the mad scientists yay.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1448 on: July 01, 2010, 05:03:56 pm »

You abandon your plans to loot the interior in favor of harvesting some more elementary materials from the dashboards and exteriors, prioritizing the electronics and sheet metal.

You go to town on the wiring - you successfully reap three dozen usable lengths of it, more than doubling your reserves. Since pretty much anything worth building will need quite a large amount of wire, you're probably going to need it, too. [+Copper Wire [x36]]

As you harvest the wire you also make any circuitry you can recover your own. You aren't sure if it's luck or an improvement in your skills, but you manage to successfully extract much larger quantities than before on all accounts. Most of what you damaged was replaceable - a Simple Circuitry when you already had ten, a single Average Circuitry - a regrettable loss, but you found several more, and... well now.
Simple Circuitry [x11]
Basic Circuitry [x8]
Average Circuiry [x3]
High-Quality Circuitry [x1]
Complex Circuitry [x1]

You weren't aware that car stereos ever even had circuitry of such High Quality in them. You promptly pull out your toolkit and delicately open the dash up, carefully extracting the Complex Circuitry - High Quality Circuitry provides the minimum grade of circuitry you'll need to be able to house a sentient AI. Additionally, Complex Circuitry presents the very upper limit of what you'll find in the scrapyard's cars - frankly, you're surprised to have found even that. It's rare for a car that new to have been scrapped with it intact. You'll have to find higher commercial grades - Advanced and State-of-the-Art Circuitry - elsewhere. If you intend to take possession of higher-grade circuitry than those levels, you'll have to make it yourself [Uses higher score of Killbotics and Programming].

You skip tearing up the cloth and leather like last time to get some cables and sheet metal, opening up a few car's hoods. The process is long, slow, and tedious, but you're a Man of SCIENCE!! and if you can't harvest cables from a car's hood in the dead of the night you don't deserve the title, you justify silently.

You manage to harvest four lengths of cable and conclude that's quite enough for if you need to add some reinforced external wiring to a Killbot.

The sheet metal is more difficult - you manage to obtain three units of it from several cars, but it's mostly in very poor shape. You return your gains to the shopping cart.

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Wearing:
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!
- Black Jeans of CASUALNESS
- Red T-shirt of CASUALNESS
- Black Shoes of RUNNING (and COMFORT)
- Dark Gray Jacket of HIDDEN POCKETS

Cash: 30.4 USD

Inventory:
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Parts:
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Chemicals:
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Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3.4)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2.1), PROGRAMMING (2.5)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1.4), CHEMISTRY (level 1.2)
- Formulae: 5
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- Inventions: 9
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Health:
- No wounds
- No chemicals in system
- Somewhat hungry, moderately thirsty

Negligible Fame
Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Outdated Laptop (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

KILLBOTS:
Spiked Anklebiter 1 [Level 2 programming, physics modeling program, IFF, weapon recognition]: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 4 Wheels (Small), 1 Electric Motor, 1 Digital Camera, 3 Copper Wire, 2 knives, 2 forks; 6 Thumbtacks, 1 Solder. 1*4 Attack <Stabbing> <Drugged - Hallucinogens>, 2 Defense, 2 Movement, cannot be grabbed by enemies in combat

Locations:
Los Angeles, United States: Slum Basement Lab, Scrapyard, Pawn Shop, Dollar Store, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Cheap Grocery Store, UCLA, USC

Organizations: Gangs in the Location1:SlumBasementLab Area, the University System
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1449 on: July 01, 2010, 05:10:09 pm »

Yay! Let's get back to the lab and see if we can program a small bipedal toy.
We can sell it for cash to buy some real stuff.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1450 on: July 01, 2010, 05:13:15 pm »

You still don't have any sort of housing for a bipedal bot, but you could probably steal a mannequin from a department store for a basic (if fragile and creepy) one.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1451 on: July 01, 2010, 05:27:45 pm »

I don't think the rat would still be intoxicated by now...
If it isn't, we should mix up a Hallucinogen+Reactive+Stable, instead of a Hallucinogen+Reactive, then feed it to the rat.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1452 on: July 01, 2010, 05:31:06 pm »

I say we use the complex circuitry and some wire to upgrade our laptop into a truly impressive machine.
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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1453 on: July 01, 2010, 05:32:08 pm »

I say we use the complex circuitry and some wire to upgrade our laptop into a truly impressive machine.
I don't think we can use simple circuitry and wires to upgrade a computer.
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xtank5

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Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1454 on: July 01, 2010, 05:35:50 pm »

Code: [Select]
[2-0] If rat is not intoxicated, mix up Hallucinogen+Reactive+Stable and test on rat, but first ponder what might happen.
[2-0] Upgrade Laptop with Complex Circuitry.
      [1-0] Upgrade for Wi-fi, data sniffing (Might be able to get away with lower quality circuitry)
      [1-0] Unspecified.
[1-0] Return to lab keeping an eye out for anything useful along the way.
[1-0] If possible create some sort of box from one unit of scrap metal that a robot could use to hold cargo. (It doesn't have to be big)
[1-0] Modularize the Anklebiter for maximum upgrade-ability.
[1-0] Come up with some sort of robot to run/study/analyze biology projects. (Modular of course, compatible with Anklebiter parts)
[1-0] Use 10 Copper Wire , some Pipe (housing) and the Spoon to create an electric motor.

I got ninja'd 3 times posting this. :P
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