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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #315 on: June 09, 2010, 08:22:24 am »

Start playing with someone's (base)balls
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #316 on: June 09, 2010, 10:42:57 am »

The baseball diamond...America's battlefield. Soon, it will become a real battlefield, with Babe Ruthless gloriously hitting demons out of the park FOR AMERICA
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #317 on: June 09, 2010, 10:43:20 am »

To the baseball diamond!
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #318 on: June 09, 2010, 12:08:37 pm »

The baseball diamond...America's battlefield. Soon, it will become a real battlefield, with Babe Ruthless gloriously hitting demons out of the park FOR AMERICA
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #319 on: June 09, 2010, 01:18:00 pm »

The baseball diamond...America's battlefield. Soon, it will become a real battlefield, with Babe Ruthless gloriously hitting demons out of the park FOR AMERICA

This. Nothing can top this.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #320 on: June 09, 2010, 04:43:54 pm »

Call upon the power of Joe DiMaggio.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #321 on: June 09, 2010, 05:25:37 pm »

The baseball diamond...America's battlefield. Soon, it will become a real battlefield, with Babe Ruthless gloriously hitting demons out of the park FOR AMERICA

This.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #322 on: June 16, 2010, 02:17:08 pm »

*bump*
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #323 on: June 21, 2010, 12:53:06 pm »

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #324 on: June 22, 2010, 04:50:27 am »

You decide to bite on the obvious plot hook oh wait you mean head to the baseball diamond.

Probably you're going to do something phenomenally stupid yet ridiculously awesome, judging by how the day's gone so far. Mushroom binge in the woods notwithstanding, of course. You're still trying to forget about that.

You leave the restaurant and begin making your way to the new baseball diamond they built to coincide with the release of the movie "Field of Dreams" which they released... last... ow, your head hurts. A whole lot, man does it hurt. What were you thinking of? You forget.

The pain in your head begins to dissipate as you head down the street to the baseball diamond. Wow, it's getting worse as you go along. It's almost as if the invaders just stopped devastating things after they reached the end of the street and headed into your part of the town. I mean, granted, it was bad back here but oh God.. There's the rubble of a building blocking the street and there is blood everywhere. And body parts. And guts and organs and... desperate, sooty hand prints covering the ground slightly beyond patches of charred earth and... you feel a bit queasy, actually. You raise your head to the sky and walk on.

Two blocks later, you turn left and there's the baseball diamond. You quickly jog to the pitch. The smell that started about a block back, is getting worse. You can now identify it as charred... something, mixed with blood and excrement and... okay, you can't identify everything but it's one mother of a smell. The baseball diamond appears totally unaffected by the disaster. The ground is still fresh and green and there are people playing on the field that you didn't see when you were jogging up. It strikes you as odd. In fact, a few things strike you as... as...

Is that... is that Thomas Jefferson batting?

What do you do?

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Thompson (average) (30/3)
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That... Ben?
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #325 on: June 22, 2010, 06:10:30 am »

We need to go participate in the most American baseball game ever right now.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #326 on: June 22, 2010, 06:10:58 am »

> Go towards the light.

Then shoot it until it gives you its wallet.

Ah, CAPITALISM.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #327 on: June 22, 2010, 07:02:53 am »

We have obviously stumbled into American Heaven due to the degredation of reality.

>Go into the capitalist bleachers and observe the situation. Avoid offending the founding fathers at all costs.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #328 on: June 22, 2010, 07:49:21 am »

We are clearly dead, dying, or awesome. Probably 2 out of 3.

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #329 on: June 22, 2010, 09:50:27 am »

Watch the most AMERICAN baseball game. Ever. (Is there actually antbody pitching?)
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