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Faden

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #270 on: May 07, 2010, 04:48:04 pm »

Drag the body with you to the east! You don't leave a comrade behind! Also he still has the kevlar vest.

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #271 on: May 07, 2010, 04:49:18 pm »

Drag the body with you to the east! You don't leave a comrade behind! Also he still has the kevlar vest.

This.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #272 on: May 07, 2010, 05:06:39 pm »

I don't wanna get shot while trying to drag a body away. Let's shoot the man with the ranged weapon first (since we're nicely behind cover) and then the demons. One bullet each, since they're PATRIOTIC!
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #273 on: May 07, 2010, 05:13:27 pm »

I thought that bullets were pretty ineffective against the demons?

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #274 on: May 07, 2010, 05:38:18 pm »

our bullets are AMERICAN so they bypass any defence anyway...
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...and firing a bullet INSCRIBED WITH A PATRIOTIC QUOTE. You fail to note this, as the bullet is traveling too fast and anyway, quickly embeds itself in the enemy's chest. He drops to his knees in shock, down and out.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #275 on: May 07, 2010, 06:28:40 pm »

We should take his pants.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #276 on: May 07, 2010, 07:13:16 pm »

Rambo time!

>Shoot range capable enimies first.
>Shoot melee enimies when they are almost on top of you.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #277 on: May 07, 2010, 07:31:25 pm »

Leave the Free Man naked in the middle of the street, stealing his shit and throwing away the stuff we don't need away, using the rest.


Then go hunting for Combulators.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #278 on: May 07, 2010, 09:58:22 pm »

Rambo time!

>Shoot range capable enimies first.
>Shoot melee enimies when they are almost on top of you.

This.

We should take his pants.

And this.

our bullets are AMERICAN so they bypass any defence anyway...
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...and firing a bullet INSCRIBED WITH A PATRIOTIC QUOTE You fail to note this, as the bullet is traveling too fast and anyway, quickly embeds itself in the enemy's chest. He drops to his knees in shock, down and out.

Also This.

Then go hunting for Combulators.

And yes, this too.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #279 on: June 03, 2010, 06:14:40 pm »

Rambo time!

>Shoot range capable enimies first.
>Shoot melee enimies when they are almost on top of you.

This.

We should take his pants.

And this.

our bullets are AMERICAN so they bypass any defence anyway...
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...and firing a bullet INSCRIBED WITH A PATRIOTIC QUOTE You fail to note this, as the bullet is traveling too fast and anyway, quickly embeds itself in the enemy's chest. He drops to his knees in shock, down and out.

Also This.

Then go hunting for Combulators.

And yes, this too.

All of this. *AMERICAN bump*
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #280 on: June 03, 2010, 06:32:15 pm »

FEAR NOT. Updates are on the way. COMHULAHOOPRISM has only been able to delay me!

Also exams
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #281 on: June 03, 2010, 06:45:32 pm »

Also exams

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #282 on: June 06, 2010, 12:50:16 am »

Aim, fire! The bullet roars from the gun and the kickback almost bowls you over. Luckily, the shot is true and manages to hit one of the small demons, smashing into its skull and shredding it.

Okay, so you were actually aiming for the man but it was still a good shot and anyone who can say any different is about to be gunned down. By you.
The man with the K98 fires at you at about the same time, but you took about two steps back to steady yourself from the recoil of your gun and the bullet misses you. Truly, this luck is the result of being American. He loads another round and shoots you in the leg. YOU MEANT AMERICA AMERICA OH GOD ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS MUST BE IN ALL CAPS OH GOD THE PAIN.

You collapse to your knees, but through the fog of pain survival instincts break through and you snap off three shots. All find their target, and the man drops with a mulched stomach and broken arm, whilst the demon is hit in the chest and the bullet exits through its back. You smile faintly and the gun spills from your hand onto the ground in front of you. Owowowowoooookay, you'll get it in a minute. You try and stand up but shakily sink back down to the ground. No. No, you can't let this stop you. You have to do this, it's important.

Struggling hard, you manage to wrestle the pants off your dead ally and use them as replacements for your own. You did it, you did it, thank Go -

You are suddenly engulfed in light! No, not light, LIBERATION! You feel yourself growing stronger! The wound in your leg fades and disappears! You are reborn, renewed in the fires of liberty! You grab your gun and stand up. You don't know what you are, but you know what you're going to do.

You're going to kick some no good Communist ass, that's what.

You have donned the PANTS OF LIBERTY.

What will you do?

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
PANTS OF LIBERTY
Blood stained sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (12:31)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4))
Water bottle (full)
Thompson (average) (30/3)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet) (covered in blood)

Wielding:
Wielding - Desert Eagle (slightly better than average) (both hands) (BULLETS ARE PATRIOTIC) (4/10)

Mental State:
Time to die, COMMU... wrists? Bugger, lost it.

[as a result of your rebirth as a Yet To Be Discovered, you have come down off your Valium high but you can immediately take a few more. You should note however that your confidence has taken a massive boost as a result of whatever just happened]
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #283 on: June 06, 2010, 02:49:24 am »

Whew, it took a long time to read through all of that. This is a great story, by the way.

So, we are a mostly innocent 19 year old who's town suddenly gets ripped apart by hellspawn. What's our first method of action? Take a bunch of tranquilizer/psychadelics and eat forest mushrooms!

If we have some time, let's sit down and sort out fantasy from reality. It's realy hard to keep track of this, though that may be the point.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #284 on: June 06, 2010, 03:42:01 am »

Finish off the comuhgerwats with Babe Ruthless.
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