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[Enzo]

Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4)) (book - ?)

(book - ?)

?

Eat book. Digest its magic.

[Criptfeind]

OH GOD DAMN IT!

[Nirur Torir]

Clearly, this book has been thoroughly tainted by vile communism. We must find a good American Priest to Exorcise it with American Values.

[Karnewarrior]

*begins to cry*

[Jopax]

Oh crap it's back, it seems to be tied to the backpack, take anything useful out of it and burn the book togheter with the backpack, that should teach them

[Criptfeind]

No wait! Maybe this is not a comeye book! Maybe it is a book so AMERICAN! That even we cant read it. It was in the commes backpack because we were destined to find it! It must be magic! We will call it... THE CONSTITUTION!

[Jackrabbit]

You head into the town. Man, this place got utterly ruined. Disgusting. You walk into the mall parking lot. To the left is the mall. The front is almost entirely gone, safe haven it is not. But either way, it's a good place to get supplies, so you head over there. You are now in the mall. You quickly check your backpaSHITFUCK.

The book is still in there. That fucking book. You open it and... hey, all the pages are blank except for the first one. It says...

Who is this?

Uh. Okay. You tear off the page and eat it. Words form on the next page.

Do that again and see what happens. Who is this?

You crawl into a ball and begin to cry.

What do you do?

Wounded:
Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (no longer a problem)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (12:10)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4)) (book - ? (not that tasty))
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (left hand - standing down) (average) (14/5)

Mental State:
Abluhbluhbluhmooooooooommyyyyyyyy....

[Jopax]

Oh god how could have we be so blind, the book is actually the holy book of america, that's why the red bastard had it, they couldn't destroy it so they took it with them, that's why it was getting back to us, we are the destined one to spread the LIBERTY, DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM and CAPITALISM by that holy book.
Now more seriusly, write who we are and answer the books question, then loot the store

[Org]

Say/Write Tom Riddle.

[Enzo]

Say/Write "Give me your name, book, and I shall give you mine!" Pose menacingly.

Any cool stores in the mall?

[Org]

Say/Write "Give me your name, horse master, and I shall give you mine!" Pose menacingly.

Fix'd.

But watch out. He may have cut our head off, if it stood but a little taller higher his pages.

[Karnewarrior]

Say/Write Tom Riddle.

this! 

[Pandarsenic]

Say/Write Tom Riddle.

this! 

[mainiac]

Hello, my name is Johnny Smith.  You killed my fatherland.  Prepare to die.

[Sensei]

Draw a dick.

...what?