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[Pandarsenic]

Tear book apart with Babe Ruthless' bayonet if we have to JUST DESTROY IT

[Diakron]

fire at it with the thompson

BTW a thompson uses .45 ammunition... betcha didn't know that

btw even in 1950 the AK-47 was the prefer commie weapon

[Criptfeind]

No! Then the pages will live! There are special ways to kill comunaquat books no? Maybe sweat from hard work and a throwing it into a apple pie will work?

[Jackrabbit]

BTW a thompson uses .45 ammunition... betcha didn't know that

I did do a bit of research here.

Also I was watching Public Enemies and... well... it sorta stuck with me.

[Diakron]

im just little people know in general that you can single shot the .45 handgun by combat loading

[Jackrabbit]

Ah yes, I hadn't thought about that.

[Enzo]

Look for food in forest. We are still probably hungry as shit, and have time to kill before the meth valium clock runs out.

[Cheddarius]

This reminds me of an interactive fiction game where you were in a balloon and had to throw out stuff to lose weight, but it kept reappearing. And if you threw out this one object an ibis would come and kill you.

[Enzo]

This reminds me of an interactive fiction game where you were in a balloon and had to throw out stuff to lose weight, but it kept reappearing. And if you threw out this one object an ibis would come and kill you.

It reminds me of The Bottle Imp.

[Karnewarrior]

give the book to the demon. see if it comes back.

[Labs]

Go deeper into the forest, far away from the commurists.

[Jackrabbit]

You throw the book onto the ground and stab at it repeatedly, then proceed to tear out the pages, before stomping the whole damn mess into the mud. Take that! Good, American virtures triumph once more!

What are American virtues anyway? Ah well. You check around the tree but you're about a fifty or so meters into the forest at this point, and the demon does not appear to have noticed you. You can't see it, actually. You retreat further into the forest, whereupon you stumble across some mushrooms.

What do you do?

Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (healing)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (9:14)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican)
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (both hands) (average) (14/5)

Mental State:
Feeling calmer now. Out of harms way.

[Labs]

Grab as many mushrooms as possible. Consume them out of hunger.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Get rations, do not consume yet. Search around for a totally dope abandoned tree fort.

[Jopax]

Check if the book is back, just in case, then look for a place americanize the rations and somewhere to bury the money