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[Pandarsenic]

That's not good. Is there another exit?

And why did we even have cooking oil?

Does cooking oil come in cartons?

DAMN YOU COBBULISTS!

[Jackrabbit]

When you're as drug addled as poor Johnny, everything comes in cartons. It does, by the way.

Oh, and front door.

[Cheddarius]

And it's 9:13. Time to pop a Valium and fight Dpnnvojtut. And you're all out of Dpnnvojtut. Actually, you're not, but they're a bit too far away.

[Wimdit]

See this is why I told you to barricade the doors. Wait, that would cut off your escape. Whatever.

Fly, you fool!

[Pandarsenic]

Dude, we aren't popping a valium until it's been an hour.

We just came off our depression, now we run. We'll let them come through the burning kitchen and gun down anyone who makes it through the door.

[Cheddarius]

I thought we had taken a Valium at 8 or something?

[Pandarsenic]

Withdrawal is 10 minutes after expiration, unsafe period is 1 hour after, right?

[Jackrabbit]

Indeed it is. Unsafe in that you have no idea what's going to happen.

[Lidhuin]

Damn Cookienists... oh wait, no, that's just the hunger talking.

Well, we'd love to stay and chat but we're not a British Gentleman, we're a pure of heart American kid! So let's reposition ourselves such that we find the noise further from our person. We're not going to retreat, after all, just go far far away.

Also, finding some cookies would be sweet. Especially chocolate-chip!

[Karnewarrior]

Indeed it is. Unsafe in that you have no idea what's going to happen.

in that case, take three.

[Jackrabbit]

You unlock and burst through the doors into a large, pleasant dining area. High class stuff, but abandoned in a hurry. Food's still on the tables too. You eye it hungrily, but the banging behind you distracts you. You shoulder your Thompson and settle just behind an overturned table. You've gone hunting before. Admittedly you weren't that good but whatever. You wonder if this is a situation that would necessitate some of your personal 'Valium' supply, but you can't decide if you should or shouldn't and you don't manage to decide before the door in the kitchen slams open and the Commudemon barrels through in the manner of a guerrila. It can't be the same one from the supermarket? Can it? You fire briefly, loosing six shots, two of which hit it square in the chest. It stops in the middle of the kitchen, but looks more surprised than wounded.

Wounded:
Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (healing)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (9:14)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican) (book - gibberish)
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (both hands) (average) (24/5)

Mental State:
I really need to get out of here.

[Pandarsenic]

Ready Babe Ruthless for some killin's.

Fire on the Cumpoolist until it begins to approach us. If it survives long enough to charge, brace Babe Ruthless' bayonet for impact and let the Cumbobulist impale itself.

[Enzo]

Ready Babe Ruthless for some killin's.

Fire on the Cumpoolist until it begins to approach us. If it survives long enough to charge, brace Babe Ruthless' bayonet for impact and let the Cumbobulist impale itself.

I can't really think of more epic an action than this, but it might be more conducive to survival if we grabbed some food and ran.

[IronyOwl]

-Survived Grenade
-Took two tommygun shots to the chest
-More surprised than wounded

Babe Ruthless ain't THAT patriotic. GET THE HELL OUT NOW.

[Lidhuin]

Ready Babe Ruthless for some killin's.

Fire on the Cumpoolist until it begins to approach us. If it survives long enough to charge, brace Babe Ruthless' bayonet for impact and let the Cumbobulist impale itself.

I can't really think of more epic an action than this, but it might be more conducive to survival if we grabbed some food and ran.

This action is too ep... I mean, American. We must stand our ground!