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Urist McOverlord

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #210 on: April 11, 2010, 12:49:53 am »

Take aim at the whites of their eyes. Open fire. Then switch to Babe Ruthless. WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!!!!
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #211 on: April 11, 2010, 05:21:02 pm »

Thopmson in left hand and Babe in right, slowly march towards them while spraying bullets and in a calm manner singing the Star Spangled Banner.Them as they close in switch to a totaly badass slow-mo scene (while the song goes into the background) where you pummel the bastards into bloody pulps with Babe
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #212 on: April 11, 2010, 05:30:31 pm »

I cancel my earlier suggestion.

Thopmson in left hand and Babe in right, slowly march towards them while spraying bullets and in a calm manner singing the Star Spangled Banner.Them as they close in switch to a totaly badass slow-mo scene (while the song goes into the background) where you pummel the bastards into bloody pulps with Babe

Replace "sing the star-spangled banner" with "saying the pledge of allegiance," and have the song come in right with the slow-mo, and do this.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #213 on: April 11, 2010, 05:34:25 pm »

You depress the trigger. Bullets spray from your gun, blowing out the glass at the front of the bank. For a short while you have no idea what you're shooting at, then you can see. You managed to empty your entire clip, but your sweeping motion only hit two of them and the rest are coming at you fast. It's some small consolation that you apparently tore the heads off the ones you hit. Well, batter something something! Hahahaha man but here we go. You drop the Thompson and wield Babe Ruthless. Time to get physical. Physical.

The first demon bounds through the door and with a blindingly fast swing you knock it into the far wall! It's dead almost instantly. The second one, however, comes through in tandem with the third. You brace, but it impales itself on Babe's combat knife, which doesn't kill it but it's out of the game. Unfortunately, so is Babe for the time being, as she flied over your head, almost breaking your wrists as it does as the combined weight of the demon and it going over your head send you tumbling to the ground. The next demon jumps at you and lands on your chest. Oh shit. This is it, you're done. You try and grab it but it lunges for your face before suddenly a deafening noise echoes through the building. The demon is gone. Next to you, half a demon is lying on the ground, bleeding some rank smelling brownish red shit. You look up. A man holding a Desert Eagle, kitted out in what looks like a Kevlar vest and military outfit, complete with backpack and drink bottle hanging from his side, helps you to your feet.

What do you do?

Wounded:
Left arm (bandaged) (scabbed over)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (12:22)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4))
Water bottle (full)

Mental State:
I almost died I almost died I almost died.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #214 on: April 11, 2010, 05:38:36 pm »

>be wary
>commobulist spies are everywhere
>HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #215 on: April 11, 2010, 05:44:43 pm »

>Talk D.Eagle man.
     Specifically, ask him who he is, why he saved you and where the heck did
     he get the MOST AMERICAN GUN EVER! (Seriously! It has EAGLE in
     he name!)
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #216 on: April 11, 2010, 06:24:17 pm »

>Talk D.Eagle man.
     Specifically, ask him who he is, why he saved you and where the heck did
     he get the MOST AMERICAN GUN EVER! (Seriously! It has EAGLE in
     he name!)

This.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #217 on: April 11, 2010, 07:14:27 pm »

>Talk D.Eagle man.
     Specifically, ask him who he is, why he saved you and where the heck did
     he get the MOST AMERICAN GUN EVER! (Seriously! It has EAGLE in
     he name!)
This.
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Acanthus117

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #218 on: April 11, 2010, 07:25:02 pm »

Talk to Eagle man, thanking him for saving us from the Commutionalistianists, and compliment his gun.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #219 on: April 11, 2010, 11:42:46 pm »

Also congratulate his extremely dramatic timing.
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tehstefan

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #220 on: April 12, 2010, 12:19:31 am »

You know, communtrists don't have good sense of timing, so its unlikely that he's one of them.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #221 on: April 12, 2010, 04:50:26 am »

Ya know, Desert Eagles are Israeli made. However, he's got better armor than the Communists so he's probably ok. Therefore,
Talk D.Eagle man. Specifically, ask him who he is, why he saved you (and thank him for doing so) and where the heck did he get the MOST AMERICAN GUN EVER! (Seriously! It has EAGLE in the name!) Also congratulate his extremely dramatic timing.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #222 on: April 17, 2010, 12:57:34 am »

Do what those guys said.

Bump for AMERICA.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #223 on: April 17, 2010, 02:35:48 am »

You brush yourself down and shake the man by the hand. What an American gun, you say. How noble of you, you say. Thank you from stopping those things eating off my face, you say. He simply smiles and nods. You collect your Thompson and Babe, reload the Thompson and ask the man where he came from. He smiles at you. You ask where he got his wonderful American gun. He smiles and taps the side of his nose. You ask if he's going to open his mouth any time soon. He smiles and taps the side of his nose. You make a bloop-bloop sounds and giggle, forgetting for a moment he's standing right there. He just smiles. This is infuriating but the man is obviously a boning fiddly American or whatever the word is.

"Want to come with me?" you ask. He nods. Great! You shoulder Babe Ruthless and head out into the parking lot.

Pa-ting

You have no idea where the shot came from, but it whizzes past your head and sparks off a parked car. Desert Eagle man drops to a crouch, dragging you down. A second shot passes so close to your ear it lightly burns the skin and with that both you and Desert Eagle man are running for the bank. You make it to the front desks before behind you a fusillade of gunfire sprays the entire parking lot outside. You're not out of it yet, apparently. D-man grins at you and unsafes his gun. You feel a bit light headed. A lot actually. You grin back. What was his name again? Wikiwikiwikiwooooooo...

What do you do?

Wounded:
Left arm (bandaged) (scabbed over)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (12:22)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4))
Water bottle (full)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)

Wielding:
Wielding - Thompson (left hand - standing down) (average) (30/3)

Mental State:
LOOOOOOUD NOOOOISES hahaha but seriously Goddamn am I going to shoot something.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2010, 02:37:51 am by Jackrabbit »
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Acanthus117

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #224 on: April 17, 2010, 02:37:27 am »

Ask if he wants a good old fashioned AMERICAN HUG
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