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Criptfeind

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #150 on: March 29, 2010, 12:17:17 am »
9:58 is close enough lets pop some Valium...

For real lets try to find some thing to eat that is not comnota poop
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #151 on: March 29, 2010, 12:18:04 am »
No, no valium. We don't need any valium until later.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #152 on: March 29, 2010, 12:22:54 am »
Ya I know I was just kidding. :P
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #153 on: March 29, 2010, 12:38:16 am »
I think we're gonna have to stealthily make our way back to the city, where there's food. Besides, we can't let the Commelists just have it.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #154 on: March 29, 2010, 03:24:50 am »
Lay down for a while, just rest and let the wierd shit subside a little, then sneakily go to town to see what's happening
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Karnewarrior

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #155 on: March 29, 2010, 10:23:02 am »
do more dogey push-ups
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #156 on: March 30, 2010, 03:26:31 am »
If you leave the camp, remember to be a good Cub Boy Scout and put out the fire first.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #157 on: March 30, 2010, 11:34:00 pm »
Tie the sock to the handle of Babe Ruthless.  Not only will it be American and Patriotic, it will be Capitalist as well!

Head into town and find some chewing gum.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #158 on: March 30, 2010, 11:46:25 pm »
You lay your head down and, finally realizing how exhausted you are, sleep.

What feels like seconds pass. The grey fog lifts from your eyes...

Rise and shine, Mister F-

You shake your head clear and wake up entirely. You feel a lot better, actually. Great, in fact! You quickly put out the fire and head off the way you came. Half an hour later, you're on the edge of the forest. Oh man, they really went to town on this... town... although you can't see any assailants. Presumably they've moved on. How dare they? HOW DARE THEY? HOW DARE THEY DARE ATTACK AMERICA? You'll bring LIBERTY to all of them! LIBERTY and FREEDOM!

You grin. Time to go to work.

What do you do?

Wounded:
Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (no longer a problem)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (12:02)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican (4)) (book - ?)
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (left hand - standing down) (average) (14/5)

Mental State:
Freedom to DIE that is. Wow, I need to work on that.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #159 on: March 30, 2010, 11:48:13 pm »
Move into the town, mourning the loss of this small american town.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2010, 12:01:36 am »
How's "You'll free dem from the mortal coil"?
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Karnewarrior

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2010, 01:05:59 am »
We'll free their Commie heads from their Commie shoulders!
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #162 on: March 31, 2010, 02:03:37 am »
We need new Sensible Pants.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #163 on: March 31, 2010, 02:11:41 am »
Realize "We're on a mission from god."

Everyone knows that if you don't believe in god, you're DEFINITELY a commie.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #164 on: March 31, 2010, 05:15:37 am »
Sneak to the mall, check for supplies, LIBERATE any commies you see on the way
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