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Jackrabbit

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #105 on: March 26, 2010, 09:42:20 pm »

You're feeling rather more rational now and it's suddenly obvious that sticking around is going to be suicidal and whilst a patriotic last stand sounds good on paper, it suddenly seems like a really, really stupid idea. You'll leave now, so you can come back later for another go. You stand up and start to advance backwards, firing whilst you do so. Ten rounds later, it's clear that it's not going to be effective, although you can't tell if you hit the thing or not. It shakes its head and comes after you in a slow, knuckle dragging manner, and you turn and run out the front door onto the street.

What do you do?

Wounded:
Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (healing)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (9:14)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican) (book - gibberish)
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (both hands) (average) (14/5)

Mental State:
Oh God it's after me oh God oh God
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Archangel

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #106 on: March 26, 2010, 09:47:39 pm »

Look around. Think about ways to make the rations more American.
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There's about 25 of the fuckers and the three sarge killed were at point blank range - it's got to be zombies or a bunch of really dumb terrorists with knives.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #107 on: March 26, 2010, 09:48:00 pm »

Go back to the supermarket and barricade the doors to keep it from getting in.
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Criptfeind

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #108 on: March 26, 2010, 09:54:35 pm »

DEMON BOOK THROW IT AWAY!!!
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Pandarsenic

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #109 on: March 26, 2010, 09:55:54 pm »

Deposit Money at the Bank
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Jackrabbit

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #110 on: March 26, 2010, 09:57:35 pm »

DEMON BOOK THROW IT AWAY!!!

B-b-b-b-burnnnned.
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Criptfeind

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #111 on: March 26, 2010, 10:07:05 pm »

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Urist McOverlord

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #112 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:02 pm »

>Attempt to read book out loud. Sound it out if you need to.
>Impale book on Babe Ruthless' dagger.
>Sing National Anthem.
>Find a way to Americanizify the rations.
>Light something (Read: the newly impaled book) on fire. SAVE BABE RUTHLESS FROM THE DAMAGE!!!
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Pandarsenic

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #113 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:32 pm »

We burned the book back in the kitchen
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Criptfeind

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #114 on: March 26, 2010, 10:12:08 pm »

Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican) (book - gibberish)
Water bottle (full)
(book - gibberish)
(book - gibberish)
(book - gibberish)
DAEMON BOOK!
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Pandarsenic

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #115 on: March 26, 2010, 10:12:59 pm »

OH GOD

IT RETURNED

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Urist McOverlord

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #116 on: March 26, 2010, 10:13:50 pm »

Well we need to destroy something. And the book was the single most unamerican thing we had. So let's impale and burn...

SOMETHING ELSE!
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Cheddarius

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #117 on: March 26, 2010, 10:14:19 pm »

Deposit Money at the Bank
Come on, man.
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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #118 on: March 26, 2010, 10:15:46 pm »

Eat the book.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 10:17:22 pm by Org »
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Jackrabbit

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Re: America Prevails
« Reply #119 on: March 26, 2010, 10:21:42 pm »

Dead bodies litter the street and gunfire in the distance indicates that whatever the hell is happening is still happening, but that's not important right now. What's important is putting as much distance between you and the monster as possible. You run across the street into the forest opposite it, the mall being situated on the outskirts of town. Hiding behind a tree, you take a moment for a breather. To keep your spirits up, you start to sing the national anthem, and you quickly check your bag to make sure you haven't lost anything.

Oh.

Oh holy what the fuck.

The book sits in the bag, undamaged. You threw it into the fire, didn't you? No, you can't have. It's here. Well, time to remedy that. You take out the book. How to do this? Gah, no way to light a fire yet, the only Democratic way to purge this Commsnupistic book from the face of the earth. You're certainly not doing something as stupid a putting it in your mouth, it's irretrievably poisoned. You remember the $1000 in your pocket; weren't you meant to be heading for the bank? Somehow that seems like a really stupid idea but... the bank does have a vault and a nigh impenetrable panic room.... probably you should stock up and then get there.

And find a way to burn this fucking book.

Wounded:
Left arm (deep scratch) (bandaged) (healing)

Wearing:
Mask of Sensibility
Even more stained but still sensible pants
Sensible shoes

Inventory:
Wallet ($90)
Wrist Watch (9:20)
Valium (too much)
Scum
Sock ($1000)
Colt 45 (0/0)
Babe Ruthless (PATRIOTIC) (proficient) (bayonet)
Backpack (5 clips - Thompson) (Rations - unAmerican) (book - gibberish)
Water bottle (full)

Wielding - Thompson (both hands) (average) (14/5)

Mental State:
I must've, surely? Well, I guess I didn't... did I? Brrrr.
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