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America Prevails
It's another beautiful day in pristine, perfect America. You woke up this morning happy to be alive in a country such as this, as always. Your name is Johnny Smith and you're an all American 19 year old. You never drink, never smoke, you have many, many American pals, hate Communism (although you're not too sure what Communism is) and you've got a variety of good ol' American interests. You are, in short, exactly what this country needs in its fight against commuquism. Next year it's off to college! You can hardly wait, but you've always lived for the present and you aren't planning to stop now, so you'll need to be getting to work at the local supermarket in about an hour. You hop out of bed and go about your daily chores, and with half an hour to go, you're ready for work. You love your house. You won the sweepstakes just after finishing High School and you bought this house straight away. After furnishing it, you had about $1000 left over. You still do. It's for a rainy day. Outside, your new cadillac sits idle, waiting to send you on your way to another day of productive capitalism! God bless America!
What do you do?
Wearing:
Sensible shirt
Sensible pants
Sensible shoes
Inventory:
Wallet ($50)
Wrist Watch (8:30)
Valium (too much)
Mental State:
God I love America