Okay, now that the forums are back up and I have killed a few thousand elves in DF 2010, it's time for a new turn. Diakron seems to have forgotten this RTD, so he and Flintus are on auto once again.
Turn 11Get pissed and smash through the door to the barricaded house.
(6) Annoyed by the failed attempt at opening the door, you decide to just try again. Remembering how you opened the door last time, you take a few steps back. You get into the Olympic running position ,push yourself off the ground with a start and run with all your bulky power. As you get close to the door, you pull your head back and then crash it with all your might into the barricade. You blackout and wake up a few moments later. As you look around, you see that you made a rather sizable entrance to the barricaded house. You feel a little
dazed, but hey, at least the door is open now.
Buttons attempts to 'kite' the ugly face while firing shots when able.
(5) As you see the Ugly walking towards you, you get a silent grin on your face. Time for some more target practice. You use your speed to your advantage and zip around your enemy without him even noticing your departure. Coming to a stop behind him, you take your slingshot and load another one of your stones. You put it up behind his head and before he even has the time to turn around, fire the stone pointblank.
SPLAT! That is the only sound you hear as his head pops open and parts of his brain fly through the air. Seconds later his dead body hits the ground and you put a foot on his chest while striking a victorious pose. You feel that your legs have gotten stronger.
Practice pyromancy where it is safe: The light side!
(5) Having had enough of those weird sounds on the dark side, you go back to the light side and try to use some pyromancy. You sit down in the lotus position and start to concentrate solely on creating and mending fire to your will. As you sink into your thoughts, a spark suddenly appears in front of you. You move your hands around the spark and make it grow into a little flame the size of a candle light. Soon, you have a well-fed fireball in your hands. You balance it on your finger like a basketball and juggle around with it. After a while, you throw it against the ground not far away, where it erupts into a huge explosion. Smiling to yourself, you feel more confident using fire.
I focus on my staff, trying to get it to do... well, anything really.
(3) Having dealt with the annoying vermin that is the Ugly Face, you move your attention to the mystical staff that you are still bringing with you. You hold it up in front of you, trying to get it to do something. When nothing happens, you wonder and just stare at it for a while. As you sit, you notice Faden playing around with a fireball. As you think about the flame, you suddenly notice your staff reacting. The ball at the top changes its color and starts to glow red. You look at it for a while unsure what to do.
I go to the barricaded house with the big crazy guy and practice with my warhammer. Not on him or the barricaded house.
(6) You walk around town again till you come across Gray. He seems to have built himself a little safe-house here. Deciding that there's probably no danger here, you settle down and start a little training session with your hammer. You swing it around the air, contemplating every movement as if you were fighting a real enemy. As you where swinging around however, (
4) it seems like you've gotten a little too excited and hit the barricaded house in the side. You hear a loud crack as the side gives in and the house tumbles down. It might still be fixable, but it's gonna take some time or teamwork. Oh boy, Gray's gonna be pissed.
Relax and wait for the horde
(6) Having nothing better to do, you decide it's time for a little rest. You lie down on the ground with your trusty rapier at your side and make yourself comfortable. Relaxing and looking at the sky, you just wait there for some action. Soon, you start looking at the shapes of the cloud's and the beautiful sun and ... the clouds ... and the sky ... and the sun. Damn that's boring. So boring in fact, that you soon close your eyes and drift off to sleep. A
sleeping guy sure will look like easy bait to your enemies.
I activate my Crystal Armor again and try to get used to moving around in it.
(3) You put your hand on the diamond again, firing up the armor. As it slings around you, you can feel it restraining your movement a bit, so you decide to train moving around while having it turned on. You start by walking around, then trying to run and jump, but no matter how you try, it just seems like it will take quite some time to get used to the immense weight and tightness of the crystal. Disappointed, you sit down and stare at your armor. Even if it's hard to move around in it, it still offers quite some protection.
I train with my hammer while trying to find out if it has any special abilities.
(5) You also decide to train using your hammer. Swinging it around in a circular pattern and repeating the same motions over and over, you try to get used to the huge weight of the weapon. As you keep on swinging, you hit the hammer onto the floor, discharging the energy into the ground. Suddenly you feel the ground move. As you look forward, you see bulks of stone smashing up through the ground, destroying anything in it's path. The stone wave stops about 100 feet infront of you, leaving a pretty big hole in the wall of the storage. Even your lizard had to jump into the air to evade it. You look at your hammer in astonishment while the dust from the powerful attack settles down.
As everything quiets down you get this weird feeling again. Faden, who is still close to the middle of town, notes something weird. The line that splits the town in two has started to move! You can hear the distant sounds of Ugly Faces as the line closes in. You have the feeling that they are almost here.
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Artifacts:This special tophat came from the Quantum-Supply in Twilight Town. It consists completely of a kind of crystal and is adorned with many others. Around the cylindrical part of the hat are bands made of special earth minerals including sapphire and quartz in different colors. Around the flat side of the hat are many small jewels in a circular pattern. Looking at them closely, you notice that they seem to form a wave-like picture. At the front of the hat is a huge diamond that, when pressed, activates the armor mode.
In the armor mode, long strands of crystal swing around the wearer's body till one, connected suit is formed. The armor is also adorned with jewels in the same fashion as the hat.
Abilities:
-Armor-mode (Activation/Deactivation is a free action.)
A truly legendary hammer, it was once the weapon and tool of the smith Ulthane. The top of the sledgehammer consists of two, average-sized golden anvils joined together. Around the shaft of the weapon are long thin bands of purple silk. At the bottom of the shaft is a small symbol that looks like a hammer. The point where the two anvils are combined has a skull emblem on it and the other side is inscribed with the name "Ulthane".
Abilities:
-Stonesmash: When the side of the hammer is smashed into the ground, a wave of stones is lifted up infront of the user. The wave throws up or destroys anything in its way until it comes to a stop, about 100 feet farther.
Location: Somewhere in Town
Health: Healthy, Sleeping
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Blood-soaked clothes (worn), Soul-bound Rapier
Abilities: Fencer[/acronym, Enchanter
Location: In the Storage
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Scale Armor (worn), Knife (held), Casual Clothing (worn), Shirt, Improvised Bandage(worn), Clawhammer (in loincloth), Ulthane's Hammer (held)
Abilities: Dodger, Bodybuilder
Location: Somewhere in Town
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Shirt (worn), dwarven armor, Flusk of Alcohol-Holding, Clawhammer
Abilities: Terramancer, Pyromancer
Location: At the Metal and Wood Pile
Health: Healthy,
Dazed
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Clothes (worn), Huge Sledgehammer, Porta-Supply
Abilities: Bodybuilder
Location: Somewhere in Town with Ugly Face #3
Health: Healthy, Splinters all over
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Slingshot (held), Small Bag (contains: 10 rocks)
Abilities: Slingshot-Sniper, Sprinter
Location: Dark side of Town
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Casual Armor, Crystal Tophat of Armors (worn)
Abilities: Persuader
Location: Dark side of Town
Health: Healthy, Weird Feeling
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Magician's Robes, Wizard's Staff, Wizard's Hat
Abilities: Illusionist
Location: Somewhere in Town
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Thin Leather Clothes (worn), Hammer, Spiked Lion-Armor
Abilities: Parcour
Allies:Owner: Richard (Diakron)
Location: In the Storage with Richard
Health: Healthy
Equipment: None
Abilities: Unknown
Enemies:Location: Somewhere in Town with Buttons
Health: Dead, Head went boom
Equipment: Bloody Clothing (worn)
Abilities: Unknown
Small house (lever, Quantum-Supply)
Town (rows of houses)
-Center (fountain)
-Light-side (2 broken doors, 2 destroyed houses, Storage-House, piles of wood and metal, collapsed, barricaded house)
-Dark-side (unknown)
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Sorry, Diakron but your action is a little late. Still, the outcome would have been pretty much the same.
Also, you might want to fix that house, because it's gonna get nasty outside in a while.