Well, I suppose I might as well get started and let the other four join in later.
Turn 1Pull the lever!
(4) Deciding that anything that is pull-able must be pulled, you run over to the lever and pull on it. The wall next to the door starts emitting some creaking noises and then opens to reveal a pure white compartment behind it. The opening is about one square-foot big. Inside it you see a hole leading to a seemingly endless void and a sticky note hanging next to it.
To introduce myself, I shall Stab the man to the right of me, then shake his hand and introduce myself.
(3) You look to the man to the right, which is Richard, and think of stabbing him. Just then you notice you do not posses a weapon, so instead you poke him which only makes him give you a annoyed glare.
Try to open the door
(3) Looking around, you notice the door and cannot help but to feel the urge to open it. You pull on the handle as hard as you can and try to open the door to no avail.
"Ha ha ha silly little bearded man!" SMASH PUNY DOOR!
(5) Seeing how the puny dwarven woman fails to open the door, you decide the best idea now is to use your head. Literally. With a running start you smash your head into the door, breaking it of its hinges and sending it flying for a few feet. Going outside, you notice that you are in a small town. You look around and see quite a few houses similar to the one you just came from. There seem to be no signs of life here. For a second, you think you saw something in a alley, but quickly dismiss it as a trick of the eye. You also notice that the door you just fiercely opened, had a sign on it reading "PUSH". Dur.
-----
Location: In the house
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn)
Location: In the house
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn)
Location: In the house
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn), Shirt (worn)
Location: Just outside the house
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Loincloth (worn)
Small house (lever, mysterious hole)
Town
Tell me if I made any errors.