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[EuchreJack]

I will probably post something Saturday.

EDIT: Not posting Saturday.  End of term papers and stuff.  I could either post something Sunday, or if Jasonred79 is really eager, I could go after that person.

[Wimdit]

Man, I hope I haven't set a precedent.

[Rolan7]

Man, I hope I haven't set a precedent.

Ha, your turn was worth the wait.  I hope I haven't set a precedent of bugged saves.

[jasonred79]

Hmm. Obviously, my playstyle vastly differs from all you guys. I can play through 2 months really quickly, and usually finish LCS from start to finish in Nightmare in 2-3 hours. Of course, screen shots and writing are the big time consumers...
of course, I only take under a minute for a typical raid, not like Grimith who goes through the entire site with a fine toothed comb...

[EuchreJack]

Actually, I am getting ready to play.  KILL KILL KILL!

I usually pick a theme, fail, pick a new theme, fail, repeat till dead.

Speaking of inredeemable death, I'd best get to that save file....

[Grimith]

It'd be awfully Conservative of me to just hopscotch to a site, kill some automatons, and not even take their stuff. Even if it is only Fine Cloth. =P

[EuchreJack]

Fellow Liberal Comrades!

Our loyal solder Herbert Petermann is on trial.  How should he defend himself?

I spoilered the photo of the options and relevant stats, so those who wish not to contaminate their opinon with Wisdom need not look, and can rely purely on heart!

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Three votes and I act.  I will not vote for 20 minutes.

[Grimith]

Considering his face is gone, he should defend himself in order to gain maximum Liberal exposure and illustrate to the masses, potentially those afflicted with grievous wounds, that they need not be held back by their injuries.

[Wimdit]

Death penalty is at conservative...

How long does it take for someone to be executed after they're sentenced? Cause it should be simple to break him out of prison if necessary. I think it takes a month, or at least a few days.

The jury is very likely to be liberal, and we might even get an LCS member on there. I vote we use our sleeper lawyer, he'll have a pretty good chance.

[Rolan7]

I'll vote for accepting the sleeper's defense.  It's risky, the lawyer could either gain or lose juice, but this way we'll see how much we can get away with.  71 counts of murder (and 4 of disturbing the peace omg)?  I want to see Jason Shaw's defense.

[jasonred79]

I vote for the sleeper lawyer, on the basis that the lawyer's name is Jason as well. And thus will either exceed our results or will confound us with his incredible phailtraining.

Actually, IIRC, society is elite-liberal, so we're most likely going to win this, regardless. I had a post somewhere which calculated exactly how much you could get away with and still expect to get away with it. I'll link it up if I can find it...

Edit: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=26277.msg1134897#msg1134897

[Grimith]

Wimdit, should Herbert's defense utterly tank and failtrain into oblivion, we'll have three months to retrieve him from prison before he's executed. That's more than enough time to save him.

[Diablous]

Hire the liberal attorney.

[EuchreJack]

Here it is!  All aboard the FailTrain!

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We are SO going to get raided.


So, flag burning is still on par with murder, eh?


Let us bond over the flames of the Conservative Symbol!

Grimith announces that the best way to protest the Immigration issue is to recruit Illegal Immigrant Squad!


Illegal Immigrant Squad is formed, and attacks those that formerly oppressed them!


And one member dies.  We run.

I have one of the Ninjas conduct their traditional purpose from ancient times..car theft.

We free the traditional Immigrant Battlewagon from Conservative Hands...a pickup truck.


Illegal Immigrant Squad equips itself according to the traditions of their home countries.


Illegal Immigrant Squad engages the Conservative foe in their traditional habitat...well, I guess the park is the closest thing this city has to a South American Jungle.  Too bad their aim is as poor as their families back home.  They accidentally shot a liberal college student, bringing great shame to all.


Jim Bezos mentions his family would frequently kill wild animals for food back home, as guns and bullets were more common than food.  Illegal Immigrant Squad decides to kill the wild animals of the Genetic Labs so that beast does not eat man.


And they get stopped by the BIG SCARY DOOR.  And some lab techs trying to leave.  Too bad they again shot a liberal, sigh.


Buy Venezuelan Oil, not American!


Amazing car chase by Illegal Immigrant Squad as they flee their first successful mission.


Obviously a call for Illegal Immigrant Squad to resume recruitment.  Death fighting the Conservative Menace is better than live chained to the Machine!


Seems Ninja Squad finally finds a worthy challege from the Agents of the Intellegence HQ.


We mourn the passing of Ninja Pink.


Torturers of the Third World are finally punished!


With Ninja Pink's death, we realize an armor upgrade for Ninja Squad is in order.  So they are upgraded from Police Body Armor to SWAT Body Armor.  The chief difference is that SWAT Armor comes with a helmet as opposed to Police Body Armor which does not.  If Ninja Pink had been wearing SWAT Armor, the headshot may not have taken her life.


Lauren Takayoshi: "What is your opinion on Current Immigration?"
Corporate Manager: "Things haven't been this good since Slavery was legal!"
Lauren Takayoshi: "DIE SCUM!"


What happened to Wright isn't right.


Anna Flanders is on trial, and we decide to actually use a sleeper lawyer we aquired, in order to build skill.


Good job Katie!  Anna is free!


The defense of Herbert Petermann is such a tough decision that our entire liberal organization is called upon to decide.
Jason insisted on defending Herbert, so the majority of liberals supported using him, over Grimith's protests.


Here's what happened at trial...


Yeah, I guess I should have advised everyone that juries tended towards moderate and not liberal...


Now you see me...


Now you don't


Happy Day!  Herbert is free!


Losses occur during the jailbreak...


More losses


At least Herbert died fighting, not chained up like a wild dog


Georgia Lovecraft and many others lose touch with LCS following Herbert's death...



The news reports on our galant battle


And with Lauren Takayoshi entering the hospital, we see the end of the Illegal Immigrant Squad...for now.


Zangi decides to take the Van for his Hammer Squad, as the Van is the typical vehicle of Live-Action Role Players.


We REALLY need to hit the Genetic Lab...only Liberals can fly, everyone knows that.


Grimith hired a bunch of transients for legitimate fundraising activities, operating out of the homeless shelter.


Oh NO!  For the love of animals!


Here's the final financial tally for the second month.  I set the former cop to teach business, so we can turn Conservative Knowledge to Liberal Good, in much the same way as a Conservative person can become Liberal Good.  Oh, and I sold A TON of useless loot.  I also set our more wanted individuals to volunteer.  I didn't see much of an impact on our safehouse's heat, but it was worth a try.

I didn't show a lot of failtrain and recruitment of the Illegal Immigrant Squad.  I also got a bit timid at the end because of all the deaths.  The horror...the horror...

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[Wimdit]

Oof. Ninja Pink was the best lockpick in the ninja squad, and Toby was our best psychologist. It would have been him that caused us to lose our sleepers.

Maybe we should have promoted our better ones.