04/08/2010
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http://www.mediafire.com/?zzhgozi2gm3End of Turn Stats:
Liberals Indoctrinated: 21
Liberals Martyred: 3
Conservatives Killed: 84
Conservatives Kidnapped: 15
Note: Above stats are misleading, as I forgot to bury the dead. So, when that happens, expect the Martyr total to jump.
PIC GM Food Disaster
This term starts with a Food Crisis! Stop poisoning our food!
PIC EuchreJack Joins!
Uh, you guyz wantta legalize drugs? Sure I'll join!
PIC EuchreJack's Solo Mission for Greater Glory of Liberal Crime Squad!
Ugh, I ain't feelin good...I need ah beer. Better bring ah gun, or deh might not serve me...An I like dis suit.
PIC Invitation only
Pic break
They won't serve me! Damn them! I'm gonna break some shit!
Pic Last breath
Why you hurt doz kids! I'm gonna free them! Why are you shooting at me....I need a drink...
Pic Obituary
Pic Mistress of Social Work
Hello, my name is Karla Keene. I just moved to this city hoping to find work as a social worker, but in this Arch-Conservative world nobody cares about the poor, the disabled, the colored, and the battered women. That's why a poor mentally disabled black man such as EuchreJack died. But they must care if we are to have a future as a nation. THEY MUST CARE!
PIC Pants down
I asked the Dasho squad if they might be willing to let me and my team use the Temp Agency as an extension of our policy of promoting the Social Good. They agreed to start up a Health Insurance Company nearby to assist our future clients. As Jesse Palm was using the daily newspaper to pack up the last of Dasho Squad's stuff, he started laughing. When we check on him, we found out that the evil Arch-Conservative Judge Scardino resigned in disgrace. While I'm certain we've done worse than he in the bedroom, this is a great opportunity to show the public how twofaced those Arch-Conservative Judges really are!
PIC Consult
My legal expert informs me the Court House would be the best place to lobby for greater social assistance, and protest Judge Scardino's actions. My reformed critic agrees that such a tactic can really bear fruit.
PIC Confronted
We try to penetrate the Court House, but they seem to smell our moral rightousness. Our morals obviously stand out in the void of justice. As we flee, we are approached by an angry DethSquad Officer. As we try to explain, he levels his gun at us. I'm already out of breath, so we fight!
PIC justice write
We shot the DethSquad Officer in the head, bashed his skull, then shot him in the head again. Not wishing to take life, we decide that fleeing this Arch-Conservative will no longer put us at risk.
PIC security app
Pic deth Confront
Pic report apt theft
We head the the downtown apartments to take funds from the rich to help our efforts to provide public assistance. A security officer thinks we look suspicious and opens fire on us with his SMG! We flee, but they send a DethSquad officer to kill us, so we decide to kill him so the DethSquad knows we are for real!
Pic death not answer
As I heal from my encounter with the Arch-Conservative Security Officer's Arch-Conservative SMG, I am appaulled to read about the continued use of the death penalty!
Pic Special Edition
I ask Grimith to run the story we recieved about the abuse of animals in the name of research. He agreed, and it is quite the powerful piece!
Pic Just Court
Well, at least the Supreme Court has not totally fallen to the Arch-Conservative!
Pic Grimith Getting freaky
Today Grimith asked if he could come with us as we attempted to free animals from the genetic lab. We were honored to have him, and ran to liberate the Genetic Lab with renewed zeal. After looking around, we finally found a out-of-the way cage, and freed the poor subjects of Conservative Experimentation. But then out of cage came several Conservative-Created monstrosities. That Something Bad, however, looked almost...human. Apparently, it looked
too much like a human female to Grimith, who immediately grabbed for it. After the fight, Grimith confided in me that he had been rather lonely lately, so I suggested he start dating someone. Since he was gonna start dating, I suggested that a relationship with an attorney may pay off for him, and he agreed.
Pic Sweatshop Worker
Why does nobody care about the sweatshop workers?!
Pic Grimith Picks up lawyer
Awh, how sweet!
Pic We need new counsel...
Homer wasn't quite convincing to the jury. What kind of lawyer was he, anyway?
Luckily, Homer got shot three times by a security guard during the escape. He deserved it!
Pic Poor Grimith
Too bad, guess they just couldn't get along...
Pic Sorry
We REALLY need Homer to act less like Homer Simpson...
Pic End of Social Services
Today, the Daily Liberal reports Arch-Conservative Forces ended our glorious attempt to provide social services to the masses with the death of all active members of our Social Services squad. Their leader, Karla Keene, aka our Mistress of Social Services, shall be missed by all, as will the rest of her squad. In related news, we are glad to report our glorious leader Grimith managed to escape from the fight. Unfortunately, he still hasn't found a date for Saturday night.
pic bye bye tv
Today, our Glorious Dashio Squad finally rid the world of the annoying Cable TV! Never cringe when you walk by an Electronics Store again! We stand committed to shutting down the propaganda of the Arch-Conservative Machine!
pic Die Rush!
Today, our Glorious Dashio Squad commandeered Arch-Conservative Radio equipment to spread the word about our supremely liberal cause! The broadcast was so good, it even convinced the Arch-Conservative Goons working at the AM Station not to pursue the squad. Afterwards, they destroyed the equipment so it could no longer be used for Arch-Conservative propaganda. We applaud our Glorious Dashio Squad!
Pic summary of grimith romance
Sadly, this pic is an accurate summary of Grimith's week-long attempts to date an attorney. Yes to date, no to relationship. Schedule Grimith for Sex Ed immediately!
Pic Monster Maker
We published a new story about the horrors of the genetic lab. Why is Grimith now asking for us to visit the Genetic Lab with such eagerness? Well, that's for the next leader...
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The whole "Grimith being lonely and needing to date an attorney" has to do with the fact that a sleeper seduced lawyer will always show up to defend their lover, regardless of infiltration. Thus, as Grimith is the Liberal Founder, I wanted to get him a lawyer sleeper lover as insurance should he not be able to cover the costs of an Ace Liberal Attorney. But it failed...
As you can see, I'm horrible at keeping individual liberals alive, especially if I actively use them. The Dashio Squad is awesome, I never respected swords as much as I do now. Good luck Spartan117!
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