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[SHAD0Wdump]

Shadow: Does not understand the simplest of multi-dimensional physics. (19/20 health)

You so sure of that? I kinda figured something like that might happen.

Alright, lets get up sideways and walk over to that device, take a good look at it.

[Ultimuh]

Stand there lost in my dilemma, untill something interesting catches my attention.

[NUKE9.13]

Where could ExKirby be? I neither know nor care!

Alright, lets get up sideways and walk over to that device, take a good look at it.

You take a good hard look at the device.

That is, you zoom in on it
There are some coloured lights and some writing in a language you do not know and a big red lever which is just begging to be pulled. It is made of metal. The yellow squiggly lines in the box to the, um, down, are (obviously) lightning in a bottle or something.

>_

Stand there lost in my dilemma, untill something interesting catches my attention.

You look around for inspiration.

You fail miserably. You are the most interesting thing here, basically. Everything else is bog-standard boring.

>_

[SHAD0Wdump]

A lever? Unpulled?! Not on my watch!

Yes, this is stupid, but what adventurous peasant wouldn't pull that lever?

[Ultimuh]

Return the hammer to the Smith, completely losing interest (and any thought of) in the Fair maiden and the orange newt*.


* = Is immagining things

[NUKE9.13]

Return the hammer to the Smith, completely losing interest (and any thought of) in the Fair maiden and the orange newt*.

* = Is immagining things

Are you cheating? Are you me from the future?
If you are me from the future, please tell me the secret of time travel.

[Ultimuh]

Return the hammer to the Smith, completely losing interest (and any thought of) in the Fair maiden and the orange newt*.

* = Is immagining things

Are you cheating? Are you me from the future?
If you are me from the future, please tell me the secret of time travel.

Err.. no.. but they say great minds think alike? Good enough reason? yes? no?

[NUKE9.13]

Good enough... for now.

[NUKE9.13]

I am legally required to inform you that I am a pastry offender. Fuck you, danish rolls!

A lever? Unpulled?! Not on my watch!

Yes, this is stupid, but what adventurous peasant wouldn't pull that lever?

Not one who would live very long in my game!
You pull the lever, without thought or care for the quinsoquonces!
There is a hum, then pretty thunderbolts jump from one shiny stick to the other with a soft crackling. The lights flicker and the dials spin.

The world mysteriously fails to explode!

You have earned favour with Adventure Peasant!
You have earned a new title: Reckless Lever-puller!

>_

Return the hammer to the Smith, completely losing interest (and any thought of) in the Fair maiden and the orange newt*.

You return to the black smith, and hand the smith the cleaver.

"Yay, my special hammer!" says he, joyfully.
"Now I will make you special armour!"
He takes your dustbin lid, and hits it with a hammer (a real one) for a while, the hands it back.

>_

[SHAD0Wdump]

Despite there being no possible way I could know about the floating cube glowing, I return to the floating cube.

[NUKE9.13]

Despite there being no possible way I could know about the floating cube glowing, I return to the floating cube.

You do so. It is glowing, and shaking, and generally pretty hyped up.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Apply duck to pedestal!

[Ultimuh]

Hold my shield up in both my hands and let a victorious tune sound from the heavens.
(*cough*legendofzelda*cough*)

[NUKE9.13]

You can not kill me, I am already dead! Team Fortress woo

Apply duck to pedestal!

...
Seriously, ok, seriously, what.
...
FINE.

Spoiler: STUPID ACTION SEQUENCE. NO EXPLOSIONS. NOT ONE. NOT EVEN A PUFF OF SMOKE (click to show/hide)

A cube, radiating destiny.

A man, absorbing destiny like some sort of destiny-sponge.

You reach out for the cube (sigh) duck.
The duck is not sure where this is going, but it does not like it. It does not hold with destiny.

You push the duck into the cube. The duck is not nonplussed. It is plussed- so plussed, you guys- it is superplussed. Uberplussed, with the dots on it.
Oh, and there is crazy amounts of evil pouring off of the cube. It's getting pretty stuffy.

Pretty stuffy indeed.

AND PRESENTLY
A VOICE FROM THE MIST!
In a sort of hissing, punctuated with clicks, it speaks to you. It sounds pretty pissed:
"Oakay ssssseriously what arrrre you doooing? Just ssssolve the cube already! We will tear the flesh off of your bonesss if you do not!"

>_

Hold my shield up in both my hands and let a victorious tune sound from the heavens.
(*cough*legendofzelda*cough*)

You hold up your shield in a pixelicious way.

You shout something 8-bit. No one can make out the words.




Statuses:

Shadow: Reckless Lever Puller (19/20 health)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat

By the pedestal, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
 Duck: UBERPLUSSED WITH DOTS ON
  Inventory: Bearmna cape. Grants power of magma diving.
  Against the cube, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.

Ultimuh: Pixellated

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-5 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shiny Shield
-Sharp Stick
-Shiny Helmet

Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Inactive 17/20 HP

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge

Lion in the dirt, back door of the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

[SHAD0Wdump]

"Oh fine, you don't have to get all pissy about it..."
Put dook on hat, turn cube.

Spoiler: diagram you probably don't need to know what I'm doing (click to show/hide)

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