And upon the pedestal these words appeared: Ezv Iopa Tulip, Garep o Garepi. Quizo eln ez orpan, ze zombies, hu purveyo macaroni.
Nineteen animals were harmed for no apparent reason in the creation of this silly introduction.Can I eat dirt to see how it tastes?
Maybe you can.
Tastes like humiliation (sort of spicy vanilla)
Start waving away the smoke or whatever those black lines are with the hat. It's probably getting stuffy...
The WISPS of PURE EVIL disperse easily. The cube appears to be unharmed, as does the duck.
Stand there with my "sheld" in one hand, and my spear in the other, smiling awkwardly at the fair maiden.
Not really sure what to do next, since it's the first time I ever rescued one from a savage bandit.
You stand around sheepishly.
Eventually you break the silence.
"So, um. I've never done this before", you admit.
"Oh, right. Me neither", says she, relieved.
You share a nervous laugh.
Statuses:
Shadow: Still in Rubik.
-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat
By the pedestal, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
Duck: Unharmed
Inventory: Bearmna cape. Grants power of magma diving.
In Shadow's hands, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.Ultimuh: Inexperienced in the ways of the world.
-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-5 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid
-Sharp Stick
-Shiny Helmet
Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.
ExKirby: Unconscious!
17/20 HP-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge
Back door of the palace, Regit, Peasantia.
JPEG artifacts. NNNG.
Are you jealous. Are you jealous of my thirteen-hundred-and-thirty-seven art skills.
It is ok.
Many people are jealous of me.
You are not alone.
Can I join as the fair maiden?
No. You may join the waiting list, if you prefer.
How come I only saw this just now?! I commend you, Nuke, on a worthy PA-successor!
Waiting list! (although I expect to die within one microsecond, since NUKE is a dirty smelly backstabbing peasant)
What? No! Whilst I may jest about how I still hold a grudge against you for
BRUTALLY MURDERING ME whilst I was in
THE PEAK OF MY PERFORMANCE with
NO MEANS OF DEFENDING MYSELF, I have long since let those things slide.
As a sign of my forgiveness, I will let you skip the waiting list, and join the game immediately!
You are a PEASANT. You recently fell into a VOLCANO. There is no way you can escape the jagged rocks or molten magma below; you posses only FRIDGE MAGNETS and SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY.
WHAT DO YOU DO, YOU BACKSTABBING TRAITOR
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