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[ExKirby]

Oh hell yes! This means I should get back in character, no?

[NUKE9.13]

Yes. CAPE MY DOOK!

ITEM GET!

SMALL BEARMNA CAPE (infers the power of FLIHGT to the wearer)
The duck already has the power of flight!
The duck receives the power of swimming instead!
The duck already has the power of swimming!
The duck receives the power of magma diving!

Oh hell yes! This means I should get back in character, no?

YES.
When we last left our pitiful excuse for a protagonist, he was being chased by a murderous TREE WUMMEN.

[ExKirby]

I was about to examine the grass, wasn't I?

[NUKE9.13]

Role up, roll up. Come see the circus of perfectly normal things! We have women without beards, a dog we picked up down the road which does not know any tricks, and a man who is a bear!wait what

I was about to examine the grass, wasn't I?

You suddenly stop running in order to investigate the grass!


I sure love close ups
The powerful lustre of the gently swaying blades holds you entranced. A plethora of colours is present in this proud vegetation; emerald clovers, fresh brown earth, the paler green of the undernourished grass itself, all combining to make a uniform mat of a strangely artificial green.
Meanwhile, the dryad makes with the attacking.

Dealing [d6=1] 1 damage.
You steadfastly ignore her, making her attacks ineffective! Not that ineffective, so you still get some scratches, but who cares about that. (Not you!)

That dryad, so pissed. Seriously.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Apply duck to pedestal.

Yes.

[NUKE9.13]

Apply duck to pedestal.

Yes.

YES.
You apply the duck to the pedestal.

Wisps of pure evil hisses from the cube at the point of contact. The duck does not seem to mind.
You hear whispering in the distance.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Look around in a paranoid fashion.

[NUKE9.13]

I'll head outside and proceed to sharpen one end the stick (so it will look more.. spearish) with the bloody knife.

You sharpen the stick with the knife.

A craftsman is you.

ITEM UPGRADE:
Stupid old stick --> Stupid old pointy stick

[Ultimuh]

Pointy sticks always reminds me of Monty Python 


Anyway..


Raise my spear into the air and give out a victorious shout with no regard to people who might give me strange looks.

[Demonic Spoon]

Put me on the waiting list please.

[Spartan 117]

Put me on the waiting list please.

Me too.

Apply bearman to waiting list.

[NUKE9.13]

Raise my spear into the air and give out a victorious shout with no regard to people who might give me strange looks.

What sort of shout; just a general 'Huzzah', or something specific?

[Ultimuh]

Raise my spear into the air and give out a victorious shout with no regard to people who might give me strange looks.

What sort of shout; just a general 'Huzzah', or something specific?

Anything from that to drunken gibberish.

[ExKirby]

Time for more RUNNINGLIKEASEAL, no?

Oh, and where are the statuses?

[NUKE9.13]

And lo, The Lord came down from the heaven, and spake unto them; "lo", said he, "shut up already, I don't care about you or your bloody famine." And lo, they praised his name and made a statue of him and he was all like "what, are you trying to bribe me, I'm god, you cannot do- Ooh, is that ivory?"

Look around in a paranoid fashion.

You glance around nervously.

There is nothing to see

Raise my spear into the air and give out a victorious shout with no regard to people who might give me strange looks.

"GLABOGL!", cry you, in a victorious manner.

A passing peasant gives you an odd look.
Coin flip:TAILS
You regard it, and find it slightly unsettling!

Time for more RUNNINGLIKEASEAL, no?

You tear yourself away from the grass, and start to run!
Coin flip: HEADS
The dryad, who had assumed you were insane, is unprepared to stop you! You manage to escape her barky talons.

You cannot run like this for much longer!


Statuses:

Shadow: Does not have an appendix.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat

By the pedestal, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
 Duck: Nonplussed
  Inventory: Bearmna cape. Grants power of magma diving.
  In Shadow's hands, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.

Ultimuh: UNSETTLED

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-5 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid
-Sharp Stick
-Shiny Helmet

Outside TDT, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Dryad scratches! These will make some sweet scars

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge

Back door of the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

Put me on the waiting list please.

Apply bearman to waiting list.

Spoiler: WAHT HAVE YOU DOEN (click to show/hide)

I kid, I kid. The real moral is don't do drugs; bearman will kill you. acutaly those are two, serpeate morals.,