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[NUKE9.13]

You are all cowards, COWARDS! And you smell like fish

Maybe I should study a tree for info on how bark grows?

You find a tree on the outskirts of town.

Unfortunately, this tree already has bark.

>_

Grab the lid by it's handle, as it if was a shield and walk outside, I need a weapon if I have to fight some bandits.

You run outside, wielding your 'shield'.

Now what?

>_

STOP! Run off with a duck, keep with the path though.

You sneak up to a duck. Before you can grab it, the duck farmer sees you.
"Oi!" says he.
"Oi? says he, espying your hat.
"Oi!" says he once more. Then he grabs a duck and hands it to you.

He starts talking about... something.

>_



Statuses:

Shadow: Dashing

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat

A duck farm, the boring road east out of Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Still hungry

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-6 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid

Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge

Inside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Erm...

Take the duck slowly, then put it on top of the hat, still on my head.

[NUKE9.13]

Erm...

Take the duck slowly, then put it on top of the hat, still on my head.

ITEM GET: DUCK

[SHAD0Wdump]

Back on my path then...

[Ultimuh]

I'll wander around town untill I find something that resembles a spear.

[NUKE9.13]

I'll wander around town untill I find something that resembles a spear.

You find a stick. You equip it.


>_

[Ultimuh]

Hmm.. it could be sharpened at some time..

Now I'll search for something that looks like a helmet..

[ExKirby]

Considering I have a cleaver and I want to examine bark, don't you think it's a little obvious what my action will be?

[NUKE9.13]

I can see the winds coming, over the hills. There are dancing men on them, waving their flags.

Back on my path then...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You walk for half a turn. You begin to see some grain farmers, then you walk north across the fields and into the woods.

This is a brilliant plan

What

Could possibly (symbol carved into the bark of that tree)

Go wrong?

...oops.

>_

Hmm.. it could be sharpened at some time..
Now I'll search for something that looks like a helmet..

Where are you going to find a helmet, or something that looks like one. Honestly, the chances of-

...

>_

Considering I have a cleaver and I want to examine bark, don't you think it's a little obvious what my action will be?

A wind blows through the tree, making it shiver, as if in pain.

>_



Statuses:

Shadow: Lost

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat

Somewhere in a forest, between the boring road and the interesting road, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Lucky

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-6 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid

Some street, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge

By a tree, just outside of Regit, Peasantia.

[ExKirby]

Maybe I need to hack more? Or study the color of sap?

[Ultimuh]

I'll put the helmet on my head, then I'll raise the shield and spear while makeing a victorius shout.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Glance at the mark on the tree, look shocked, shed a tear.

No, no explicable reason why I'd do that, nuhuh...

[Halmie]

Can you please add me to the waiting list?

[NUKE9.13]

EEEEccccccccCcccCcccggggg@! &&&&!

Maybe I need to hack more? Or study the color of sap?

Hey, yeah. Why the hell not.

thwack
Boy it sure is windy.

Also should the tree be glowing like that
The tree is seriously shaking and glowing and everything. You back away a bit.

There is some serious creepy occult shit going down. It even looks like a woman is coming out of the tree.

...
There is a tree woman. She looks seriously pissed.

Hint: See reply 27, haika's turn.

>_

I'll put the helmet on my head, then I'll raise the shield and spear while makeing a victorius shout.

You take the helmet. You stand in the most impressive manner possible.

That is, you don't change your stance at all
Enter Victorious Shout:

>_

Glance at the mark on the tree, look shocked, shed a tear.

You will surely win an oscar.


>_



Statuses:

Shadow: would like to thank his agent and his loving wife and family for their support

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat

Somewhere in a forest, between the boring road and the interesting road, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: not very impressive

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-6 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid
-Stick
-Shiny Helmet

Some street, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge

By a tree, just outside of Regit, Peasantia.

Can you please add me to the waiting list?

NEVER!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Bow to the audience!

Exit stage That-a-way...