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[NUKE9.13]

Damn those elkbirds; damn those dwarves who would rather die than get out of bed because 'their wrist hurts'
(more specifically they had to have their wrist washed then bound, but we had no water, so, yeah, they both died=>tantrum spiral)

Check the map for the Asylum and head to it.

The map clearly shows the Asylum on the road east out of Hukia. But! Dilemma! There are two roads to Hukia, and you can only walk down one; the boring and long one, or the short and interesting one.

SO MANY CHOICES.

>_

What do you mean "nothing of use"?
I see an armor and a shield! I'll take the trashcan and it's lid to the nearest blacksmith!

You cannot lift a trashcan!
You enter the palace and go to the blacksmith.

The blacksmith is a large man with a hilarious reinforced apron which is the envy of all his ---ing friends.
"What you want?" he asks, in a voice best described as 'Caveman'

>_

[SHAD0Wdump]

Go halfway through the boring path, then cut across the middle and travel the other half through the interesting path.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

That would somehow leave you traveling 2.5 turns. Is that even possible? What if you encounter half a unicorn?!

(The answer depends on which end you find, it involves steak sauce and possibly a hacksaw)

[Ultimuh]

I ask the smith what it would cost to make somekind of armor, or part of one of this lid.

[Criptfeind]

That would somehow leave you traveling 2.5 turns. Is that even possible? What if you encounter half a unicorn?!

(The answer depends on which end you find, it involves steak sauce and possibly a hacksaw)

Note: 1.5+0.5=2

[ExKirby]

Maybe I should head to Rubik to have a look at the pretty colours?

[NUKE9.13]

What? Did someone say something?

Go halfway through the boring path, then cut across the middle and travel the other half through the interesting path.

This is a brilliant plan.

TRAVEL TURN 1: The boring road.
You see some duck farmers.

>TRAVEL

I ask the smith what it would cost to make somekind of armor, or part of one of this lid.

"No! Need annoying sidequest item first. Hammer stolen by bandits. Get hammer, then I make armour, best in Peasantia"

>_

Maybe I should head to Rubik to have a look at the pretty colours?

Where?

>_

[Ultimuh]

Ask if he know where the bandits might be? Or if he know of someone who does.

[NUKE9.13]

Ask if he know where the bandits might be? Or if he know of someone who does.

"You must get my special hammer!"

>_

[ExKirby]

Advice please?

[NUKE9.13]

Advice please?

You pray for advice.
...
"Hi, this is Saint Houwsat. Your favour with Reely is currently: Zero. Recent transactions: Got advice (buy cleaver), Gathered information (Shirts). In order to receive more advice, please research some interesting things for Reely to know."

[ExKirby]

Maybe I should study a tree for info on how bark grows?

[Ultimuh]

Grab the lid by it's handle, as it if was a shield and walk outside, I need a weapon if I have to fight some bandits.

[SHAD0Wdump]

STOP! Run off with a duck, keep with the path though.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Grab the lid by it's handle, as it if was a shield and walk outside, I need a weapon if I have to fight some bandits.

Just shield-bash them, like Goofy.