What time is it?
It are SOUL HARVESTING TIME
BWAHAHAHAch hach.
Crawl around sobbing because the GM made me a disgrace to my mother.
Also look for shiny things.
You cry a single tear for your beloved mother.
Then you head to
the place to look for shiny things; the Scavenger's Guild
What a curious building. It appears to be made out the bits of several other buildings hastily stuck together.
You head in.
A curious apparition greets you.
"Hey, peasant, what are you doing here? Oh, you are on a quest. Ok then.
Welcome to the Scavenger's Guild. Everything on display costs one copper. If you want something else, it costs extra, cos we have to spend a few hours looking for it in the cellars. Though exciting breakthroughs are being made on that front what with the RUS readings on the QPF being through the roof and all this AEM coming through.
Anyway.
How can I help you?"
>_
"Hello there good fellows, I am on a quest for the King, what seems to be the trouble?" IE: bluff like mad, hiding the bloody knife and hoping to worm my way out of this.
You hide your knife and start to spin some fantastic tale about kings and shit.
COIN FLIP: TAILS
Unfortunately one of them sticks you, in the modern 'stab first, ask questions later, by necromancy if necessary' manner
[D6+5=6+4:Bonus:5=15] The guard deals 15 damage. You have 5 life left. Also, you better not try to do any fancy digestin'
Before they stick you again, you start to jabber about the king giving you a quest or some shit.
COIN FLIP: HEADS
The guards are suddenly curious.
"What king? You a spy, kid?"
Keep it up, and you might get away with lifelong imprisonment for espionage.
Yeah with tails they would ha' stuck you again and you would be ded>_
Shopping time, no?
No.
>_
Statuses:
Shadow: A bigole crybaby.
-Letter
-10 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
The lobby, Scavenger's Guild, Regit, Peasantia.
Haika:
1/4 alive. Or 3/4 dead. (5/20)-Letter
-6 copper coins (not shiny)
-Big jar of keys
-Roll of string
-Encyclopedia
-Bottle of Wine
-Undead Yak milk
-Valuable egg
-Blue shirt
-Red shirt
Equipped:
-Green shirt
-Bloody Knife (+0 dagger) (up sleeve)
Up shit creek, Regit, Peasantia.
ExKirby:
HEALTHY-Letter
-10 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Reelyite Novice badge
Outside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.