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Author Topic: Adventure Peasant!  (Read 36489 times)

Haika

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 02:06:44 pm »

I say, 'Two, Knife' Then purchase said knife, stab the shopkeeper with it, and steal everything else. Making sure to dress myself unlike a peasant afterwards.
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 05:31:15 pm »

Crawl into the church like a newt and flick my tongue around the place because I think newts do that.
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tombthedwarf

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 06:49:42 pm »

Would like to go a peasanting!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 08:37:38 am »

Oh boy! Hooray for free image hosting

I declare my self a member of the church, or should I? Why was I selected to be a member of this meaningless quest? Why am I using so many questions? It raises my favor with Reely, right?
Maybe?

You ask to be a Reelyite.
"Oh, that's good, right? Have a badge, I guess?
Um, you can now read from the book of Reely, over by the altar, if you want.
It says what a Reelyite should do, I think?"
The priest hands you an orange badge.

Such beauty. The inscription reads 'Huh'

>_


I say, 'Two, Knife' Then purchase said knife, stab the shopkeeper with it, and steal everything else. Making sure to dress myself unlike a peasant afterwards.

You ask for the knife.

ACTION SEQUENCE
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The shopkeeper sort of glides backwards into the back room and shuts the door. You hear a bell being rung.

You nick everything except a yellow shirt and the box of shirts. You take off your rags (which crumble into dust) and don the red shirt. No one would suspect you were a peasant now, unless they had a working pair of nostrils.



>_

Crawl into the church like a newt and flick my tongue around the place because I think newts do that.


ExKirby and a priest are here, apparently discussing hereditaryness.

"Hey, why are you crawling around? Are you allergic to birds? Do you think ExKirby takes after his father's length or his mother's? Have you come to join the church?"

>_




Statuses:

Shadow: Slightly dusty
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
The floor, the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.

Haika: One star
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
In the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: HEALTHY
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
In the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.



Would like to go a peasanting!
You join the waiting list of the damned!
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2010, 09:29:19 am »

Respond: "Maybe?"
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Haika

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2010, 10:06:08 am »

I will quickly replace red shirt with green shirt, as redshirts always DIE. I know this. Green is a better color for a garden hose anyway. Afterwards, I shall quickly, make my way away from here. To quest, and adventure, and hopefully not to guards and prison...
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 10:08:38 am by Haika »
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2010, 10:08:35 am »

Respond: "Maybe?"
The priest frowns briefly.
"Maybe does not answer any of my questions, does it?"
He returns to his vaguely cheery self.
"Could you be less ambiguous?"

>_

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 11:30:53 am »

Can I get a 6 for stomping on my companion's face? Maybe it will teach him to stand upright?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 07:21:52 pm »

Blow a raspberry.
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NRN_R_Sumo1

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 11:02:10 pm »

I'd love to join the waiting list for this.
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Renault

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2010, 11:10:58 pm »

If theres a waiting list, and theres space, I'd love to join it.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2010, 03:35:43 am »

I shall join the waiting list!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2010, 09:10:53 am »

Now in colour! hisssss pschauw fchugh fchugh oh gods i am on fire fchugh

I will quickly replace red shirt with green shirt, as redshirts always DIE. I know this. Green is a better color for a garden hose anyway. Afterwards, I shall quickly, make my way away from here. To quest, and adventure, and hopefully not to guards and prison...

You swap shirts.

Then you quickly, make your way away, out of the shop. Two guards are running towards you from the palace so you flee south.
COIN FLIP: ...TAILS
Unfortunately you meet two guards coming the other way.

Hint: You are fucked.

>_


Can I get a 6 for stomping on my companion's face? Maybe it will teach him to stand upright?
You kick Shadow.

Dealing [D6-2=0] no damage.

Hint: Untrained, unarmed combat deals D6-2 damage.

>_


Blow a raspberry.
You make with the insulting actions.

...


You have been kicked out of church.
This is a new low for peasant kind.

Hint: Perhaps you should deliver the letter already?

>_




Statuses:

Shadow: A disgrace to his mother.
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
On the ground outside the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.

Haika: One star
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Up shit creek, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: HEALTHY
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
In the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.



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Waaaiting liiist

Right you are, nutjobs.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 09:12:49 am by NUKE9.13 »
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2010, 09:25:07 am »

Crawl around sobbing because the GM made me a disgrace to my mother.

Also look for shiny things.
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Haika

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2010, 09:38:38 am »

"Hello there good fellows, I am on a quest for the King, what seems to be the trouble?" IE: bluff like mad, hiding the bloody knife and hoping to worm my way out of this.
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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
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