Oh boy!
Hooray for free image hostingI declare my self a member of the church, or should I? Why was I selected to be a member of this meaningless quest? Why am I using so many questions? It raises my favor with Reely, right?
Maybe?
You ask to be a Reelyite.
"Oh, that's good, right? Have a badge, I guess?
Um, you can now read from the book of Reely, over by the altar, if you want.
It says what a Reelyite should do, I think?"
The priest hands you an orange badge.
Such beauty. The inscription reads 'Huh'
>_
I say, 'Two, Knife' Then purchase said knife, stab the shopkeeper with it, and steal everything else. Making sure to dress myself unlike a peasant afterwards.
You ask for the knife.
ACTION SEQUENCE
Money changes hands
You HAVE the knife
You HAVE it
*wooosh*
You stab the shopkeeper, dealing [D6=5] 5 damage.
The shopkeeper sort of glides backwards into the back room and shuts the door. You hear a bell being rung.
You nick everything except a yellow shirt and the box of shirts. You take off your rags (which crumble into dust) and don the red shirt. No one would suspect you were a peasant now, unless they had a working pair of nostrils.
>_
Crawl into the church like a newt and flick my tongue around the place because I think newts do that.
ExKirby and a priest are here, apparently discussing hereditaryness.
"Hey, why are you crawling around? Are you allergic to birds? Do you think ExKirby takes after his father's length or his mother's? Have you come to join the church?"
>_
Statuses:
Shadow: Slightly dusty
-Letter
-10 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
The floor, the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.
Haika: One star
-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Big jar of keys
-Roll of string
-Encyclopedia
-Bottle of Wine
-Undead Yak milk
-Valuable egg
-Blue shirt
-Green shirt
Equipped:
-Redshirt
-Bloody Knife (+0 dagger)
In the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
ExKirby:
HEALTHY-Letter
-10 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Reelyite Novice badge
In the church of Reely, Regit, Peasantia.
Would like to go a peasanting!
You join the waiting list of the damned!
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