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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2010, 08:21:09 am »

You are all cowards, COWARDS! And you smell like fish

Maybe I should study a tree for info on how bark grows?
You find a tree on the outskirts of town.

Unfortunately, this tree already has bark.

>_


Grab the lid by it's handle, as it if was a shield and walk outside, I need a weapon if I have to fight some bandits.
You run outside, wielding your 'shield'.

Now what?

>_


STOP! Run off with a duck, keep with the path though.
You sneak up to a duck. Before you can grab it, the duck farmer sees you.
"Oi!" says he.
"Oi? says he, espying your hat.
"Oi!" says he once more. Then he grabs a duck and hands it to you.

He starts talking about... something.

>_




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Shadow: Dashing
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A duck farm, the boring road east out of Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Still hungry
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Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist
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Inside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2010, 10:46:00 am »

Erm...

Take the duck slowly, then put it on top of the hat, still on my head.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2010, 11:14:42 am »

Erm...

Take the duck slowly, then put it on top of the hat, still on my head.
ITEM GET: DUCK
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2010, 11:24:54 am »

Back on my path then...
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2010, 01:49:47 pm »

I'll wander around town untill I find something that resembles a spear.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2010, 03:23:17 pm »

I'll wander around town untill I find something that resembles a spear.
You find a stick. You equip it.


>_
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2010, 03:28:22 pm »

Hmm.. it could be sharpened at some time..

Now I'll search for something that looks like a helmet..
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2010, 04:01:45 pm »

Considering I have a cleaver and I want to examine bark, don't you think it's a little obvious what my action will be?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #98 on: April 10, 2010, 05:33:23 am »

I can see the winds coming, over the hills. There are dancing men on them, waving their flags.

Back on my path then...
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>_


Hmm.. it could be sharpened at some time..
Now I'll search for something that looks like a helmet..
Where are you going to find a helmet, or something that looks like one. Honestly, the chances of-

...

>_


Considering I have a cleaver and I want to examine bark, don't you think it's a little obvious what my action will be?


A wind blows through the tree, making it shiver, as if in pain.

>_




Statuses:

Shadow: Lost
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Somewhere in a forest, between the boring road and the interesting road, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Lucky
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Some street, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist
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By a tree, just outside of Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2010, 08:42:40 am »

Maybe I need to hack more? Or study the color of sap?
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 01:28:05 pm by ExKirby »
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2010, 11:33:56 am »

I'll put the helmet on my head, then I'll raise the shield and spear while makeing a victorius shout.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2010, 12:33:42 pm »

Glance at the mark on the tree, look shocked, shed a tear.

No, no explicable reason why I'd do that, nuhuh...
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 12:40:18 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2010, 08:18:59 am »

Can you please add me to the waiting list?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2010, 10:53:53 am »

EEEEccccccccCcccCcccggggg@! &&&&!

Maybe I need to hack more? Or study the color of sap?
Hey, yeah. Why the hell not.

thwack
Boy it sure is windy.

Also should the tree be glowing like that
The tree is seriously shaking and glowing and everything. You back away a bit.

There is some serious creepy occult shit going down. It even looks like a woman is coming out of the tree.

...
There is a tree woman. She looks seriously pissed.

Hint: See reply 27, haika's turn.

>_


I'll put the helmet on my head, then I'll raise the shield and spear while makeing a victorius shout.
You take the helmet. You stand in the most impressive manner possible.

That is, you don't change your stance at all
Enter Victorious Shout:

>_


Glance at the mark on the tree, look shocked, shed a tear.
You will surely win an oscar.


>_




Statuses:

Shadow: would like to thank his agent and his loving wife and family for their support
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Somewhere in a forest, between the boring road and the interesting road, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: not very impressive
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Some street, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Very Amateur Treeologist
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By a tree, just outside of Regit, Peasantia.



Can you please add me to the waiting list?
NEVER!
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2010, 10:59:13 am »

Bow to the audience!

Exit stage That-a-way...
« Last Edit: April 11, 2010, 11:01:16 am by SHAD0Wdump »
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