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Exit, lean up against a wall somewhere and start flipping a copper.
Alright well 7/10 for style but 10/10 for pointlessness. Also this piece of straw tastes like shit.
You have to appreciate how people will do pointless things like this rather than attempt to try to see if it might be possible to contemplate doing the quest. Oh, FYI ramifications are forthcoming.>_
Maybe Reely can speed up the process?
You scrunch up your eyes and pray to reely. You don't hear any voices except maybe a quiet voice saying "ask them about their damn shirts already" but that is probably your imagination.
However, when you open your eyes, the shop has been reopened.
You
conveniently missed seeing any of the tape-removing or restocking.
You enter the store.
"I am the sane shopkeeper", greets the shopkeeper.
"Alone amongst my colleagues, I have no kooky quirks or amusing anecdotes. My life is free of irregularity that defines those of the insane man. Though the world besieges me constantly with enough craziness to turn lesser men mental, I have erected defences against such baleful influences.
To continue idle conversation, say 'one'.
To purchase items or receive more information, say 'two', followed by the name of the object in question and 'purchase' or 'information'.
To talk about something else, say 'three'
To end conversation, say 'Goodbye' "
>_